Norwaytips

[hammer_scout51]

We are being heavily linked with this guy in Norway Tarik Elyounoussi.

Whats he like?????????

[Footstomper]

We are being heavily linked with this guy in Norway Tarik Elyounoussi.

Whats he like?????????
God! If you thought making a song up about Yossi would be difficult...

[hammer_scout51]

God! If you thought making a song up about Yossi would be difficult...


Maybe that could be Norways big soccer task.

[speedy808]

The rumors are probably true, since Elyounoussi is the only player registered with FIFA that even comes close to rhyming with Yossi.

Let the songwriting begin!!!

[norwaytips]

Young. 19 years old, kicks with both feet. Not tall, about 5' 7'', but very fast on the ground. Is a little bit like Owen in style. Has a good first touch and ball control.

For a youngster, he's good, but I'd like to see him play against some really good players. He doesn't excite me in the same way that Solkjær, Carew and Johnsen did, but I've not seen a great deal of him.
North african, but grew up in Norway.......Wonder how an Arab muslim will get on with Yossi?:confused:

[northbankbar]

Curbs wont sign Elyounoussi
For a Muslim he's too boozey
He had a pint or 2 of Clarets brew
Now he sounds like a jacuzzi

to the tune of friggin in the riggin
sorry

[norwaytips]

For that one sorry is just not good enough.:)

[Robbie8912play]

(*sing to viva bobby moore)

Benayoun, Yossi benayoun
Benayoun, yossi benayoun
Yossi!, yossi!
Yossi Benayoun, YOSSI!
Benayoun's an average joe!
But he can kick the shit out his foe
Sensation! Oh sensation! Even I'm saying now!
benayoun is such a help!
And he's a israile (I don't know how to spell that) not a welp!
Sensation! Oh sensation! Even I'm saying now!
West ham are going to wembley, and benayoun might just maybe
turn out to be the hero of the group!
Runs quickest on the pitch
He even spits on Beckams bitch
what a player he is going to be!
Benayoun, Yossi benayoun
Benayoun, yossi benayoun
Yossi!, yossi!
Yossi Benayoun, YOSSI!
Benayoun, Yossi benayoun
Benayoun, yossi benayoun
Yossi!, yossi!
Yossi Benayoun, YOSSI!

Yes I am briliant, and yes I did write this on the spot :D

[norwaytips]

Don't give up your daytime job yet Rob:)

[Footstomper]

Don't give up your daytime job yet Rob:)

Everyones a bloody critic
what about the classic

Benyoun, Benyoun, Benyoun
Benyoun, Benyoun, Benyooooooun
Benyoun, Benyoun, Benyoun
Benyoun, Benyoun, Ben-eye-youn!!
Benyoun, Benyoun, Benyoun
Benyoun, Benyoun, Benyooooooun
Benyoun, Benyoun, Benyoun
Benyoun, Benyoun, Ben-eye-youn!!
Yossi !!!
Yossi !!!
Yossi !!!
(repeat until sic ad nauseum)

[Hammerette 1]

To that Welsh chant

Yossi, Yossi, Yossi, Oi,Oi,Oi
Yossi, Yossi, Yossi, Oi,Oi,Oi
Yossi, Oi
Yossi, Oi
Yossi, Yossi, Yossi, Oi,Oi,Oi


Ifangyu

[norwaytips]

Everyones a bloody critic
what about the classic

Benyoun, Benyoun, Benyoun
Benyoun, Benyoun, Benyooooooun
Benyoun, Benyoun, Benyoun
Benyoun, Benyoun, Ben-eye-youn!!
Benyoun, Benyoun, Benyoun
Benyoun, Benyoun, Benyooooooun
Benyoun, Benyoun, Benyoun
Benyoun, Benyoun, Ben-eye-youn!!
Yossi !!!
Yossi !!!
Yossi !!!
(repeat until sic ad nauseum)


Not sure that I could remember the words. I also found it difficult to get the repeat until sic ad nauseum bit to scan and rhyme. Typical bloody blues singer :D

[norwaytips]

To that Welsh chant

Yossi, Yossi, Yossi, Oi,Oi,Oi
Yossi, Yossi, Yossi, Oi,Oi,Oi
Yossi, Oi
Yossi, Oi
Yossi, Yossi, Yossi, Oi,Oi,Oi


Ifangyu

You should form a duo with Stomps...:eek:

[Footstomper]

Not sure that I could remember the words. I also found it difficult to get the repeat until sic ad nauseum bit to scan and rhyme. Typical bloody blues singer :D

repeat until sic ad nauseum
repeat until sic ad nauseum
repeat until sic ad nausaaaaaaaaaum
repeat until sic ad nauseum

thought it was obvious
PS Its in D:D

[Footstomper]

To that Welsh chant

Yossi, Yossi, Yossi, Oi,Oi,Oi
Yossi, Yossi, Yossi, Oi,Oi,Oi
Yossi, Oi
Yossi, Oi
Yossi, Yossi, Yossi, Oi,Oi,Oi


Ifangyu

Pure poetry. I'm moved, I really am.

[west_ham]

Why don't we just do what the Mackems did?

To the tune of Hey Jude:

Naaaaaa na na na na na naaaaaaa
na na na naaaaaaa
Benayoooouuuun!!

It almost works!!!:eek:

[Footstomper]

Why don't we just do what the Mackems did?

To the tune of Hey Jude:

Maaaaaa ma ma ma nish maaaaaaa
Ma nish maaaaaaaa
Benayoooouuuun!!

It almost works!!!:eek:

Beneyoun, oh dont get sad
Take a bad ball and make it better
Run round em and knock it under the bar
Then you can start to make it better.....


Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

[norwaytips]

Stop it, stop it. I want to run away and hide.:eek: