MUFC NSR Thread - Scoring Beautiful Women

[Vermont Red]

I took DS's advice to start a separate thread for scoring and discussion. I will bring my other scores in later but for now:

Emmanuelle Chriqui 54 (Face is not consistenly great in all photos and body is lacking compared to the top women being discussed. Gets extra points in X factor for being Canadian but needs to appear nude.)

[Dark Savante]

Aishwarya Rai - 46. Chicks like that are quite common here, much better even.
Jessica Biel - 59. Nice body, don't much like the face.
Jessica Alba - 55. Not so hot.
Eva Mendes - 70. Has a naughty look to her... looks like she's got a bad temper too = v.good.
Beyonce - 56. Not a fan.
Alessandra Ambrosio - 62. Looks like an ex, but with less body.
Petra Němcová - 52. Generic. Forgettable.
Rocio Guirao Diaz - 43. Looks like one of my old school friends. Alarmingly, he's to similar to this chick for me to rate her as femme.
Penelope Cruz - 61. Can't understand most things she says. That makes her alluring..
Emmanuelle Chriqui 59. Not Hollywood bland, but not much character to her face. Looks bored in all her pics.

[Vermont Red]

All my scores (so far) together.

Airshwarya Rai 65 (Posing nude would boost her score.)
Jessica Biel 50 (Not really a pretty face and low X factor.)
Jessica Alba 46 (No sexiness and refusal to do nudity ensures low personality score.)
Eva Mendes 67 (Ticks all the boxes, including the key Latina one.)
Beyonce 53 (Too clean cut which undermines her sexiness.)
Alessandra Ambrosio 61 (I'll revise my grade if someone can confirm she works nude.)
Petra Nemcova 58 (Similar case to Ambrosio.)
Rocio Guirao Diaz 45 (Willing to revise if I see more photos.)
Penelope Cruz 82 (At or near the top of the ratings for face, body and sexiness.)
Emmanuelle Chriqui 54 (Face is not consistenly great in all photos.)

[sdotsom]

My total scores so far --

Aishwarya Rai - 81
Jessica Biel - 59
Jessica Alba - 72
Eva Mendes - 70
Beyonce - 61
Alessandra Ambrosio - 89
Petra Nemcova - 80
Rocio Diaz - 69
Penelope Cruz - 72
Emmanuelle Chriqui - 77 (bonus Entourage points for me)

[Vermont Red]

Why aren't more women being suggested? I know we have a ton of guys with caches of photos. Can't we get this thing moving? Its a long way to the top 100. We have 10 so far.

[Vermont Red]

Salma Hayek 73 (A Latina first and foremost. Not a great body, redeemed almost completely by very large breasts.)
Gong Li 57 (Not really beautiful or with an outstanding body. Personality a bit a cipher but does do well on the X factor for being Chinese and being rebellious.)
Angelina Jolie 74 (A complete nutter but seems up for it. Sexiness is off the charts.)

[sdotsom]

Salma Hayek - 70
Gong Li - 63
Angelina Jolie - 74 (she's a freak)

Also, JC7, if you're keeping tally I screwed one up. I put 89 for Ambrosio when I meant 79. Sorry.

[O Fenômeno]

Let me go on the records by firs saying that I would screw ALL of these women...no questions asked....

Some of them raw-dog....no condom...




ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Stud83]

My scores:

Aishwarya Rai - 67
Jessica Biel - 78
Jessica Alba - 73
Eva Mendes - 0 (actually, it was around 40, but anything below 50 is 0 to me)
Beyonce - 81 (her ass accounts for most of the points)
Alessandra Ambrosio - 79
Petra Nemcova - 97
Rocio Diaz - 69
Penelope Cruz - 75
Emmanuelle Chriqui - 78
Salma Hayek - 91
Gong Li - 0
Angelina Jolie - 87
Keeley Hazell - 83 (that ridiculously bad sex tape didn't help)

[Rakim_22]

Let me go on the records by firs saying that I would screw ALL of these women...no questions asked....

Some of them raw-dog....no condom...




ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Joel is that you?!? :eek:

[mhtwins113]

Aishwarya Rai- 76
Jessica Biel- 94
Jessica Alba- 88
Eva Mendes- 86
Beyonce- 79
Alessandra Ambrosio- 91
Petra Nemcova- 100
Rocio Guirao Diaz- 68
Penelope Cruz- 73
Emmanuelle Chiriqui- 85
Salma Hayek- 91
Gong Li- 0
Angelina Jolie- 74
Keeley Hazell- 85
Melissa Therieau- 87

Changed the two scores in bold after further internal deliberations.

[Dark Savante]

Aishwarya Rai - 46. Chicks like that are quite common here, much better even.

Jessica Biel - 59. Nice body, don't much like the face.

Jessica Alba - 55. Not so hot.

Eva Mendes - 70. Has a naughty look to her... looks like she's got a bad temper too = v.good.

Beyonce - 56. Not a fan.

Alessandra Ambrosio - 62. Looks like an ex, but with less body.

Petra Němcová - 52. Generic. Forgettable.

Rocio Guirao Diaz - 43. Looks like one of my old school friends. Alarmingly, he's too similar to this chick for me to rate her as femme.

Penelope Cruz - 61. Can't understand most things she says. That makes her alluring..

Emmanuelle Chriqui 59. Not Hollywood bland, but not much character to her face. Looks bored in all her pics.

Salma Hayek- 90. Now we're talking. Her scene in Dusk Till Dawn puts her at a level most women cannot emulate with her oozing sex appeal and allure. Fantastic rack and very good at being angry. A Hollywood chick I can understand the hype about, for once.


Gong Li- 45. Again, there are far hotter chicks in this country than her.


Angelina Jolie- 85. Body isn't that impressive, but her face screams "insane" and her lips seem to be custom made for something. She also oozes sex appeal.


Keeley Hazell- 78. Top rack, vacuous look. Generic lads mag bird.

Melissa Therieau- 60. Ironically, the topless shot lowered her mark considerably. I'm not sure that was the intention...

[SirManchester]

Salma Hayek - She's got a great rack but she's a shite actress and has an annoying personality. 50

Gong Li - Gorgeous body, mediocre and sad-looking face. My first exposure to her was Ju Dou and the body of work following that are very impressive. However, she chose to do some really terrible films as of late. 65

Angelina Jolie - I find her pretentious and she's a shit actress. Nevertheless she has a unique figure. I for one don't get all the hype surrounding her. She's far from being the sexiest or most beautiful. 75

Keeley Hazell - Here's a ********ing idiot if there ever was one. The epitome of an airhead. Still, she has a stunning body and a most hypnotizing rack. 90

Mellissa Therieau - She's French, therefore she's smart. She has perfect feautures. The size of her rack doesn't take anything away from her. She's nearly perfect. The only reason I can't give her a perfect rating is because I haven't seen enough of her to resolve her personality. 95

[JC7rox]

For SirMancs, I'm missing scores on Guirao Diaz and Chriqui, I think.

These are my scores, thus far....

A. Rai-76
J. Biel-77
J. Alba-74
E. Mendes-44 (Ugh. Nothing convincing from her. I see better Latinas on a day-to-day.)
Beyonce-91 (Aside from Beyonce's looks, I think the fact that she has singing ability, although she doesn't display it, adds extra points for me.)
A. Ambrosio-87
P. Nemcova-89 (She survived the tsunami. That says a lot.)
R.G. Diaz-72
P. Cruz-84
E. Chriqui-60
S. Hayek-94
G. Li-66
A. Jolie-88
K. Hazell-60 (Sorry, but that sex tape did a lot to hit her score. She doesn't seem very talented, nor intelligent, and now she even seems lame in the sack. Not even her lameness, but the fact that the imaginary aspect is all but gone, her score took a massive hit.)
M. Therieau-82

[sdotsom]

K. Hazell - 61 (sorry NM)
M. Therieau - 85

[SirManchester]

Chriqui - I suppose everyone here will have a good body, so I'll only bring that up if it's really impressive. That's not the case here. Her face seems far too childish and I cringe every time she's on Entourage. 25.

Rocio Guiaro Diaz - Her face isn't stunning. She has an incredibley cute smile though. Her body on the other hand is stunning. That's probably the greatest butt in the modelling industry. 90.

[JC7rox]

Where did Joelzinho go? Is he still doing this thing or no?

[Stud83]

Mellissa Therieau - 97. The most beautiful face in the world, and a great body. And the tone of her voice is great... I wish I spoke French. Now her sex tape I'd really like to see. Especially if she's there by herself :D

[Rakim_22]

Where did Joelzinho go? Is he still doing this thing or no?

Joel told me he's on his quest to find the perfect bunda. He'll be AWOL for a while. :D

[mhtwins113]

Ziyi Zhang- 41
Adriana Lima- 93
Scarlett Johansson- 87