Happiness Thread VI - Booze and Pills

[jayro75]

Jews are cool. :cool:

Yes we are, and don't you forget it..:p

[holytoledo]

desperately! Its is all I'v ever wanted to be!!!

Then start doing blow.

[israbeckham]

Yes we are, and don't you forget it..:p

Just cuz your from NY doesnt make you Jewish. You also have to be good with money.

[sdotsom]

last night I -
had a 100 dollar night at the bar
Got a date with a girl I've wanted to ask out for awhile
chilled with friends I haven't seen for a long time
won a pair of nike delta forces on ebay

And I don't have anything to do today except watch OU, wash my car, and get a haircut- and get hammered for DIWALI tonight.

I'm having a good f***kin day :D

[israbeckham]

I feel so bad I never had a real hangover before

[israbeckham]

The party went great! It was a birthday party for my friend in my garage and there was a guest list of about 35 people. :rolleyes:
Word got out and I had about 50 or so people in my garage playing beerpong, drinking, and smoking hookah. Before the party I also built a beer bong which was pretty cool.

The total amount of alcohol we had was wayyyy too much, nevertheless it was consumed. We had:

-4 Smirnoff 'handles' (1.75 L)
-Bacardi 151
-Malibue
-6 cases of beer = 180 beers!

Great party, very hot girls, but the annoying thing is that my parents were suppose to be upstairs but they just spend the entire time bitching that it was too loud and stuff. (It was suppose to be a small 20 people close friends party) They were scared that the cops were gonna come and I constantly had to assure them that its all under control and that the cops wont come. Or so I though. 11pm the cops arrive (I guess there is a law in California that after 11 your not aloud to make noise) and of course as word gets out in party's that cops come all the people stay very quite inside and stop doing whatever they are doing. Yes that was true, except for my idiotic friends who decided to go take a piss in front of my house with a beer in hand right as they show up. Keep in mind that this is all underage people, and maybe 4 or 5 of them are 18. So right as the cops come I walk outside to talk to them and trying to act like I haven't drank. Impossible.
I was truthful and told the cop how it was suppose to be a small thing and that my parents are home (He asked questions its not like I came out saying it) and all I got was a warning. Which is very lucky because a few month ago I got another warning. Its good that they don't keep track:D

For some reason I am very rude to girls when I am drunk! Some girl I know who is a die hard Arsenal supporter I just took a puff of a Cigar and blew it in her face and said "********ing Arsenal" lol, but later I apologized. And another very very weird thing that I did was that theres this cute blond girl that I always wanted to talk to back in high school. And I just randomly see her and say your not on the guest list, I don't know you, why are you here??? Which was very very stupid of me! ohh and also no one was aloud in my room but I walk in and I see this extremely hot blond that I never really talk to also, I mean we knew each other.. So I just tell her what are you doing here??
I let my head to the talking last night:mad:

Up until that point I drank:
About 8 beers, and 6 shots of Smirnoff, and I am faded. Gone. We start cleaning up and I see these 2 hidden unopened beers, so I thought it would be funny if I chugged them. I did. And that was the dumbest thing I did all night because I threw up everything last night. Normally when I wake up I am suber. Not this time. Im still feeling like shit, and even my mom said that I still look drunk.
end.

[Teso Dos Bichos]

You get drunk far too easily. Are all 'Yanks' like that?

[holytoledo]

You get drunk far too easily. Are all 'Yanks' like that?

No.

[israbeckham]

http://img28.picoodle.com/img/img28/5/11/10/t_IMG3839m_f1871f7.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/5/11/10/f_IMG3839m_f1871f7.jpg&srv=img28)

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/5/11/10/t_IMG3833m_bdeb698.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/5/11/10/f_IMG3833m_bdeb698.jpg&srv=img34)

http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/5/11/10/t_IMG3831m_b0b0e07.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/5/11/10/f_IMG3831m_b0b0e07.jpg&srv=img31)
Birthday guy/Me

[israbeckham]

http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/5/11/10/t_IMG3846m_bcf4491.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/5/11/10/f_IMG3846m_bcf4491.jpg&srv=img30)
FADED.

http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/5/11/10/t_IMG3826m_d9e73e1.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/5/11/10/f_IMG3826m_d9e73e1.jpg&srv=img31)
some of it

http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/5/11/10/t_IMG3848m_2f24c99.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/5/11/10/f_IMG3848m_2f24c99.jpg&srv=img29)
my empty bar

[israbeckham]

You get drunk far too easily. Are all 'Yanks' like that?

I am not a yank

[MtP07]

Sounds like you have some very responsible parents.

[JC7rox]

You get drunk far too easily. Are all 'Yanks' like that?

WTF is a Yank?

You gotta define those things because I'm pretty sure that many of those that live in the US that post on this board do not qualify to be called a Yank, isra included.

[JC7rox]

http://img28.picoodle.com/img/img28/5/11/10/t_IMG3839m_f1871f7.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/5/11/10/f_IMG3839m_f1871f7.jpg&srv=img28)

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/5/11/10/t_IMG3833m_bdeb698.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/5/11/10/f_IMG3833m_bdeb698.jpg&srv=img34)

http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/5/11/10/t_IMG3831m_b0b0e07.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/5/11/10/f_IMG3831m_b0b0e07.jpg&srv=img31)
Birthday guy/Me

Looks like a sausage-fest.

[israbeckham]

Looks like a sausage-fest.

It looks like it because my battery ran out so I didnt take many pics. Believe me, there are A LOT of hot chicks there.
ps: there is a whole other sectioned behind me

[mhtwins113]

I like your friend, he has the common sense to wear a UCLA shirt.

[Achtung]

WTF is a Yank?

It's sort of like how Teso is a Brit.

[Stud83]

Your parents could've very well ended up in jail for that, be careful.

[holytoledo]

Your parents could've very well ended up in jail for that, be careful.

Well probably not jail, but they could have gotten in trouble.

[Sapphire]

Do you think your parents would let you smoke weed? You'd probably be nicer to your girlfriends then. And no throwing up involved.