Your Porn Star Name Thread

[martinmfg]

This can be funny: Simply tell us your porn star name! Here's how it works...

1) Your Middle name followed by your Street name where you grew up (omit ave., Road, st., etc)

2) Your Pet name followed by your street name at your current home

Mine are:
1) David Woodin
2) Misty Chestnut

[phats_away]

karna redbark

serge juniper

[FearM9]

I don't use that method.

Their was a multitool that REI (where I work parttime) use to sell.

I am...

Buck Lightning!

[soccernutter]

Got several different possibilities since I moved when I was 8, and I also, currently, have 4 pets.

1) either
a: Emil Bradly or
b: Emil Gates (the second sound a bit like a gay porn star)

2)either
a: Silver Emperor
b: Pepper Emperor
c: Shadow Emperor or
d: Maximus Rex (or either) Emperor.

They all sound like villans rather than porn names -booo :(

[Daizygrl]

There are so many variations of doing these!

These methods:
1. Hope Willow
2. Teddy Harbour

[Doctor Stamen]

Originally posted by martinmfg
This can be funny: Simply tell us your porn star name! Here's how it works...

1) Your Middle name followed by your Street name where you grew up (omit ave., Road, st., etc)

2) Your Pet name followed by your street name at your current home



1. John Leipziger
John Repulse Bay
John Westminster

2. Ellie/Rosie/Charlie/Amber/Tyke Hollies

Obviously this is a rather hit and miss method.

[MyHouse!]

No joke, the name of my new trial partner is Scott Long

[martinmfg]

Originally posted by MyHouse!
No joke, the name of my new trial partner is Scott Long

My friend's high school principal was Dick Long.. What were his parent's thinking??

[ruudboy]

Buster Hymen

[jmh30]

Originally posted by martinmfg
My friend's high school principal was Dick Long.. What were his parent's thinking?? Maybe they were being optimistic.

How do I use method 2 if I don't have a pet? Anyway, for 1, Mac Arlington. Sounds suitably porny.

[WarrenWallace]

I was always told of it being your street name and your mom's maiden name:

Longwood Johnson

Or if you use the pet name and street idea:

Rocky Longwood

[John_Harkes_6]

Originally posted by MyHouse!
No joke, the name of my new trial partner is Scott Long
Mine -
Frank Bluestem!

[Super Hamatachi redded]

azumi kawashima. everytime she moans, i feel life

[Nobby]

1) Frank Chateauguay
2) Fluffy K

[OhioDuran]

by those methods,

1) Richard Frankfort - I sound old and scary
2) Rusty Fancycab - I sould old and extra gay

[dearprudence]

Not the methods I knew, either, but:

a) Christine Shannon

b) Wendy Wallace

[jmh30]

CityIceMan, I think you're just lucky to have Longwood to work with. (Wow, that sounded dirty.)

[GoatBoy]

Luc Longley.

I think it's already taken though.

[fox point fury]

Edward (or Alexander, 2 middle names) Barton

or

Peanut King

[fiddlestick]

Mike 62nd
Spanky Thunderbird