The Anna Nicole Show (R)

[Footix]

I'm surprised no one else posted about this trainwreck of a show...

I was really psyched to see this new show, especially having recently enjoyed a great tape of Anna's doped-up (and just plain dopey) outtakes from some of the bad movies she's "acted" in...

The E! show was really unfunny. She really came off as nothing more than a spoiled skeezer, trotted around L.A. by an ambulance chaser of a lawyer and a remarkably skeevy personal assistant.

A short segment of her talking to her son on the phone pointed out exactly how horrific of a parent she must be. He couldn't have been more disinterested and embarrassed of her. Sad stuff.

I felt like I needed a shower and an antibiotic after watching this episode.

[Alberto]

Originally posted by Footix
I'm surprised no one else posted about this trainwreck of a show...

I was really psyched to see this new show, especially having recently enjoyed a great tape of Anna's doped-up (and just plain dopey) outtakes from some of the bad movies she's "acted" in...

The E! show was really unfunny. She really came off as nothing more than a spoiled skeezer, trotted around L.A. by an ambulance chaser of a lawyer and a remarkably skeevy personal assistant.

A short segment of her talking to her son on the phone pointed out exactly how horrific of a parent she must be. He couldn't have been more disinterested and embarrassed of her. Sad stuff.

I felt like I needed a shower and an antibiotic after watching this episode.

Sadly she is no longer eye candy. In a few years she'll look like, but won't sound at all like Mae West. She needs to work out and loose some weight. Though, I don't know what she could do to improve her intelligence or lack thereof.

With make up, she looks like a modern day version of Tammy Faye Baker. What a nightmare.

[NorthGoalGang]

This show is so irritating I couldn't bear to watch it. I like many reality shows because they give you an insight into someone's life (although contrived). I hate this show because it gives me an insight into Anna Nicole's life.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

christ almighty has she let herself go. now would be a REALLY good time for her to become a coke head, if she isnt already. and if she is, how the ******** can she be that huge.

and, actually, hasnt she improved a bit from a few years ago (since her downfall from what, the early 90s?)

i have no idea why E is pimping this show so much.

god, if i wanted to see a bloated cow id grab a shotgun and head out to the country and shoot my own.

[bmurphyfl]

I agree 100%. I love The Osbournes but this show is horrible. The big difference, for me, is that ANS is completely playing it up for the camera while The Osbournes seem more genuine. ANS was very annoying while climbing on the beds during her house search and simulating sex. Does anyone think that she would have done that if the cameras hadn't been there?

That show is horrible.

Murf

[trickyfool]

Originally posted by bmurphyfl
I agree 100%. I love The Osbournes but this show is horrible. The big difference, for me, is that ANS is completely playing it up for the camera while The Osbournes seem more genuine.


Yeah, that, and the Osbournes also happen to be interesting. ANS is truly pathetic right now.

[metrocorazon]

Originally posted by bmurphyfl
I agree 100%. I love The Osbournes but this show is horrible. The big difference, for me, is that ANS is completely playing it up for the camera while The Osbournes seem more genuine.
Its always good the first time when no one knows how it is. I bet they start playing it up more for the second season. This is just like the "Real World", it was good the first 2 couple of seasons, now its so over done and the cast seems so cookie cutter its not even funny(the "black guy", the "gay guy", the "innocent chick", the "annoying guy", the "hot slutty chick", etc.)

[Aimer, Northend Diva]

the best part was when she was touring houses and she ate out of someone's fridge.

I read on another forum that supposedly she's in and out of being coherent because she has lupus and the drugs make her loopy. I don't buy that for one minute.

Supposedly, according to something I read about the show, she's been working with a trainer to lose weight and that's going to be on the show too.

[pething101]

Originally posted by Aimer, Northend Diva

Supposedly, according to something I read about the show, she's been working with a trainer to lose weight and that's going to be on the show too.

:shudder: