"It keeps the DU...in the RAG!" - NSROT [10 - R]

[Case]

a few years back when, we had this house party about half hours drive from the city. Being a permanent Des I'd made 2 trips already ferrying peeps out there, so got me a bucket + gravy as a reward for my hard efforts, whilst some others got there own food. At the party and this girl I'd liked for a while had some fries and tried to dip them in my gravy. I grabbed the ish away from her and basically spat gravy and chicken skin in her face whilst telling her to get away from my grub.
Sure she was hot, and things never really went in my favor after that, but hey, gotta stick to ur principals!


"joey doesn't share food"!

[Dr.Phil]

a few years back when, we had this house party about half hours drive from the city. Being a permanent Des I'd made 2 trips already ferrying peeps out there, so got me a bucket + gravy as a reward for my hard efforts, whilst some others got there own food. At the party and this girl I'd liked for a while had some fries and tried to dip them in my gravy. I grabbed the ish away from her and basically spat gravy and chicken skin in her face whilst telling her to get away from my grub.
Sure she was hot, and things never really went in my favor after that, but hey, gotta stick to ur principals!


"joey doesn't share food"!

At a boy

[kaitster]

a few years back when, we had this house party about half hours drive from the city. Being a permanent Des I'd made 2 trips already ferrying peeps out there, so got me a bucket + gravy as a reward for my hard efforts, whilst some others got there own food. At the party and this girl I'd liked for a while had some fries and tried to dip them in my gravy. I grabbed the ish away from her and basically spat gravy and chicken skin in her face whilst telling her to get away from my grub.
Sure she was hot, and things never really went in my favor after that, but hey, gotta stick to ur principals!


"joey doesn't share food"!


The best part is, while reading this, I had the entire clip playing in my head haha. My mom is a really great mom, and packs me huge lunch every day for school (and I still usually buy a piece of pizza or something, too), and my friends (actually only 1 really) thinks she can just reach in the bag and take whatever she wants and eat it.

It's really irritating! Because every single day I say "no, this is MY food that MY mum packed me," yet the next day she tries to take MORE!

[Devil500]

The best part is, while reading this, I had the entire clip playing in my head haha. My mom is a really great mom, and packs me huge lunch every day for school (and I still usually buy a piece of pizza or something, too), and my friends (actually only 1 really) thinks she can just reach in the bag and take whatever she wants and eat it.

It's really irritating! Because every single day I say "no, this is MY food that MY mum packed me," yet the next day she tries to take MORE!

Be nice do you eat it all though :o?

[Footfield119]

You should put pudding in your bag and make your friend reach in...:D.

[Case]

Yo kait, u thought of putting mousetraps in the bottom of ur sandwich bag? That'd learn her....

So back when im at iddy biddy skool, say, 8yrs old, we had a double classroom (open plan with 2 classes) and a shared alcove cloackroom, so the teachers cudn't see wot happened in it. Anyways, there was a spate of stolen items from lunchboxes, and as an un-diagnosed diabetic (im not, but can barely move unless I've had my 15 chocolate bars per day) I was particularly susceptible. So to combat this, my moms replaced a cadburys bar with an "x-lax" chocolate laxative, the evil genius that she is.
The culprit was found SUDDENLY and I almost join in the self-soilage as I metaphorically wet myself laughing, so I have to explain which gets me in nuff trouble til I explain it was all my moms idea!
Skool ay, happy days!

[vanity_soccer13]

Case, you quite possibly might be one of the best story-tellers on the board.

[Case]

Thanks man, it's what makes me so grandfatherly!

Shame so few of them have anything to do about soccerball!

[Devil500]

Thanks man, it's what makes me so grandfatherly!

Shame so few of them have anything to do about soccerball!

Oh well :p Not everything is about football.

[Footfield119]

^Thats right. Its about soccer BOOTS! :p

[Devil500]

^Thats right. Its about soccer BOOTS! :p

:eek: No its not I like Cars also almost every man loves cars!!!

[Footfield119]

Maybe I would, if I was old enough to drive, haha!

[thebigman]

I think I'm going to take a break from the equipment forum for a while - the attitudes of some members in this forum have not been pleasurable and I'm not a fan of how things have been going around here for the last few weeks and days.


whats up lil guy?

i dont understand whose pissed u off?

your loved by all here ;)

[Dr.Phil]

Just shrug off those posters

You will find them throughout BS

[Case]

whats up lil guy?

i dont understand whose pissed u off?

your loved by all here ;)

NO HOMO all round :D

[Tony Dellbird]

Some posters set out to be complete asses. I encountered a few back when I posted regularly in the back then Player forum. Me and GoHawks had a little bit of a to do.

[Footfield119]

You are my friend, R&W. :)

[Skizz]

Meh, people come and go. He will be back soon enough.

I was going to bring a girl back to mine tonight until she touched my Crispy Strips on the bus home. Hence to say she went home alone tonight.

"Skizz doesn't share food"

:D

[Dr.Phil]

Good I bet she learned her lesson

"You never touch a mans Crispy strips!'

[Devil500]

Good I bet she learned her lesson

"You never touch a mans Crispy strips!'

Lol I don't know bigg you might have missed out ;) :p