Chelsea Drinking Game

[Shibby13]

I found this off of a group on facebook...


THE CHELSEA DRINKING GAME:

1. Everytime Michael Ballack enters the centre-circle, drink until he leaves it! (WARNING: THIS CARRIES A HEALTH WARNING DUE TO THE FACT THAT BALLACK RARELY, IF EVER LEAVES THE CENTRE CIRCLE)

2. Finish your drink everytime Lampard scores a deflected shot, penalty or free-kick.

3. Drink 4 Fingers of your drink everytime you see Obi Mikel touch the ball (This almost never happens.)

4. Drink 4 fingers everytime Carvalho makes a lunging tackle to make up for someone elses error.

5. Drink 4 fingers everytime you see Kalou or Wright-Phillips go on a pointless run with no end product or give the ball the away needlessly

6. Finish your drink when Robben Limps off injured

7. Finish your drink everytime the esteemed champions conceed more than once and the commentator blames it on Terry's abscence

8. Finish your drink when Mourinho blames something other than himself or his players for a poor result

9. Finish your drink when you are unsure what formation Chelsea are playing or who is playing Right-back

10. Drink 2 fingers everytime you see Cashley Cole bitching and moaning at the referee

11. Drink 2 Fingers whenever Drogba is seen diving or feigning injury

12. 2 fingers when Cech is seen in the ridiculous head-gear (he even warms up in it!)

13. 2 fingers everytime Makelele makes a pass under 5-yards in length

14. 2 fingers everytime you see Joe Coles tongue as it doesnt appear to fit in his head

15. 2 fingers everytime you see Shevchenko with his hands on his hips looking disappointed


warning: if you actually play this game, you WILL get alcohol poisining.

[Highbury]

Someone rep him.

14. 2 fingers everytime you see Joe Coles tongue as it doesnt appear to fit in his head

I was thinking that exactly when they played Liverpool last week.

[red & wite army]

Repped, this is too good!:p

[antifan]

The biggest problem is you have to watch a Chelski game to play. That's known to cause nausea on its own, so people would be puking all over each other by halftime.

[Shibby13]

The biggest problem is you have to watch a Chelski game to play. That's known to cause nausea on its own, so people would be puking all over each other by halftime.

Puking is not a terrible thing. You feel better in the morning

[Smalls123]

My semester is winding down and I don't have anything to do until thursday so me and my friend may give this drinking game a go tomorrow.

[jatm516]

The biggest problem is you have to watch a Chelski game to play. That's known to cause nausea on its own, so people would be puking all over each other by halftime.

Yeah but if they weren't puking they would die from consumming the massive amount of alcohol that this game would lead to. ;)

[GriffinGunner]

I was hoping it was more a plot to get the Chelsea players drunk before Sunday's match. You know...

Chelsea Drinking!! Game!

[Gunners11]

Yeah but if they weren't puking they would die from consumming the massive amount of alcohol that this game would lead to. ;)

Well at least you don't have to worry, I've seen you take down your fair share of alcoholic beverages. :)

[And_ROOS]

16. Drink everytime Chelsea choke in a Champions league Semi against the Pool.
17. 4 fingers for every sub Chelsea brought on who scrubbed their penalty kick :D .

[Skizz]

I'll say exactly what I said on the 'Pool forum. You would have got alcohol poisoning from #11 alone last night, let alone the rest of it.