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vivek_p
26 Apr 2007, 02:19 PM
Some one called me cashley
Some other came to me With a bank check.
Some one told me to write a book
I threw stones at My fellow players without knowing
I am the worst
I am the worst.
I came here at the age of 9.
I went out at the age of 25.
Arsene taught me the football,
But he failed to teach me the life.
My wife will sing this song
Without knowing I am the worst
I am the worst.


(Ashley cole will give every one who reads this poem a book called

Moral and morality in Modern life---Written by an unknown left back** in England)
** don't say his name because no publisher will ready to publish his book.

vivek_p
26 Apr 2007, 02:23 PM
I am expecting more poems about the best writer cum player england ever had....

kanonier
26 Apr 2007, 02:26 PM
I'm still waiting for him to be "hurt" so he doesn't have to play at Emirates.

rojagooner
26 Apr 2007, 02:26 PM
.....one men, two men, three men, four men and his mobile phone.....

vivek_p
26 Apr 2007, 02:27 PM
Flash news.....

Arsenal will dedicate the NO:3 jersey to the meuseum in memory of a loyal left Back who doesnot mind 5000 pound DEcrease in salary.

vivek_p
26 Apr 2007, 02:34 PM
Dont hurt him At Emirates.
Because one great man will come and say he played well for club,Repect his services to the club including his book.he never hate his players.
Do not hurt that great man.

Skizz
26 Apr 2007, 03:36 PM
Flash news.....

Arsenal will dedicate the NO:3 jersey to the meuseum in memory of a loyal left Back who doesnot mind 5000 pound DEcrease in salary.
Please get it right. Cashley wanted £60k per week. He was offered £55k. He was already on £25k. I'm not defending A-Hole, but please get the facts right. It makes us come off in a better light.

arsenalgirl30016
26 Apr 2007, 03:50 PM
Please get it right. Cashley wanted £60k per week. He was offered £55k. He was already on £25k. I'm not defending A-Hole, but please get the facts right. It makes us come off in a better light.
Sure muddy the waters with truth and logic...... :rolleyes: ;)

Skizz
26 Apr 2007, 03:51 PM
Well I'm sorry!!! :D

And_ROOS
27 Apr 2007, 02:44 PM
Someone letting honesty get in the way of a good story? What have we told you before biggSKIZZ, if its not made up then it cant be true :D .

Ashley went to market,
He said to find a phone,
He really went to market,
To buy a strap on of his own,
Now never be mistaken,
Never be mistook,
If Ashley's missus doesnt bend him over,
Then he writes another book!

thebigman
27 Apr 2007, 06:54 PM
Someone letting honesty get in the way of a good story? What have we told you before biggSKIZZ, if its not made up then it cant be true :D .

Ashley went to market,
He said to find a phone,
He really went to market,
To buy a strap on of his own,
Now never be mistaken,
Never be mistook,
If Ashley's missus doesnt bend him over,
Then he writes another book!


hahaha :D