Deciding between Aston Villa, Newcastle, and West Ham

[United Pumps]

*Eats popcorn*

For once it isn't me doing the arguing.

*Flicks a piece at the score keeper*

[Pigs]

LOL, someone keeping the score.

How have the points been decided?

They haven't said much apart from accusing me of "copy and pasting" my posts from somewhere else, because it was so awe inspiring/painful to them that it must have been written by a professional. Surely that's a minus for them and a point for me. :D Personally I didn't think it was that great.

I’d give mplsTOON a point for his one witty post. But he went and shot himself in the foot by accusing me of misplaced superiority……. A NEWCASTLE FAN


And they are Newcastle fans so you know they aren't exactly going to win anything. ;)

[mplsTOON]

I’d give mplsTOON a point for his one witty post. But he went and shot himself in the foot by accusing me of misplaced superiority……. A NEWCASTLE FAN

Dear boy If i accused you of misplaced superiority, it would mean you would reside in the Kop with champions and not the with the mean and lowly in Goodison.

[Pigs]

Dear boy If i accused you of misplaced superiority, it would mean you would reside in the Kop with champions and not the with the mean and lowly in Goodison.

Mean and lowly Goodison? :D

6th place, with +16 goal difference v 13th place, with -8 and five points above relegation. Who's lower?

Everton have enjoyed 104 seasons in the English top flight. Since 1888, (the beginning) we have missed out on only four seasons. That is 27 more seasons than Newcastle. Newcastle only got back into top flight football in the mid nineties, whereas Everton have been in their since the early fifties, and only then we were out for two seasons.

Everton have won nine English league titles compared to Newcastle’s four. The last time Newcastle won the league was 1927. 17 different clubs have won it since then, Everton have won is 7 times since then, the last time being 1987, and 1985 before that.

The last time Newcastle won the FA Cup was 1955. Since then Everton have appeared in 7 finals, winning the last one in 1995. The last European Cup Newcastle won was in 1969, the last time Everton won a European cup was 1985. So, mean and lowly Goodison.....hell I'd hate to think what it's like in the North East at St James Park :D

Newcastle are viewed as a big club simply because they are a one city club. I’d hate what your club would be like if your had to compete with Liverpool in your city, and Manchester United just a few miles away. You probably wouldn’t exist. ;)

[taffhammer]

Dear boy If i accused you of misplaced superiority, it would mean you would reside in the Kop with champions and not the with the mean and lowly in Goodison.

cleared off the line....

[taffhammer]

Mean and lowly Goodison? :D

6th place, with +16 goal difference v 13th place, with -8 and five points above relegation. Who's lower?

Everton have enjoyed 104 seasons in the English top flight. Since 1888, (the beginning) we have missed out on only four seasons. That is 27 more seasons than Newcastle. Newcastle only got back into top flight football in the mid nineties, whereas Everton have been in their since the early fifties, and only then we were out for two seasons.

Everton have won nine English league titles compared to Newcastle’s four. The last time Newcastle won the league was 1927. 17 different clubs have won it since then, Everton have won is 7 times since then, the last time being 1987, and 1985 before that.

The last time Newcastle won the FA Cup was 1955. Since then Everton have appeared in 7 finals, winning the last one in 1995. The last European Cup Newcastle won was in 1969, the last time Everton won a European cup was 1985. So, mean and lowly Goodison.....hell I'd hate to think what it's like in the North East at St James Park :D

Newcastle are viewed as a big club simply because they are a one city club. I’d hate what your club would be like if your had to compete with Liverpool in your city, and Manchester United just a few miles away. You probably wouldn’t exist. ;)

and follows up the rebound..final score

flyingpig 3 v 2 cartoonarmy.
all square after two legs and extra time.........it's penalties.

wor jackie milburns up first.

[ToonUSA]

ToonUSA.
It is now obvious more than ever that your posts are a true reflection of your own psychological feelings. That making a reply to a post is so complicated to you, that your brain actually gets hot. In that it feels like it must be overheating.

A simple task of replying to a post is not really that complicated. All you have to do is click on this image which is at the bottom of every post.

http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/images/buttons/quote.gif

Then just type in some words in the message box. As in your case random words. Whatever comes into your head, like your sexual fantasies of my mother and sister. Then at the bottom of the message box, just click on “Submit Reply”. You can't miss it.

(although I'd advise you and mplsTOON to click on "Preview Post" to see what you have actually written. As both of you are having the same trouble.)

It’s very simple. I am sure many children around the world have mastered it. Not you though. As you failed to post 90% of what you intended to write. And considering that you only wrote a simple paragraph, that‘s not good. Also bearing in mind that you’ve posted 7,700 times at Bigsoccer. I’d have thought you knew by now.

Obviously your still learning.

Increasingly you a fitting the profile of a Newcastle fan. So not only are you suffering learning difficulties. You are almost certainly fat and bald. And like many Newcastle fans you are unable to grasp reality. That Newcastle aren’t a big club, and your imaginations of my mother is just that.


oh, and I don't have a sister btw.it. :D

What is this drivel?

You can't find the wit to respond to my posts so you instead want to talk about technology? Do you ever leave your house? I mean of course, other than when you join your fellow Toffee fans to scrounge through the garbage for thrown out Ham and Cheese Sarnies. This happens of course after you've spent 20 minutes trying to get the hub caps off of a 1998 Honda Civic. Couldn't do it could you? No problem, as your superiors from the other side of town will come over and gladly take the hub caps you couldn't figure out how to get off. I mean, after all they are the real professionals. You're just a bunch of amateurs all the way around.

It's clear your mum was on the bottle when she had you too. No human being is born with these kinds of problems. What's the % of alcohol babies born in the land of the Blue Scouse? My bet is high, because alcohol is the only escape you lot have from such dire living situations. I mean, when your mother has to wear knee pads when she goes to work is bad, but when she gets STD's and still has to go out and turn tricks to support her chubby little boy in a blue shirt it's a bit sad.

I pity you more than anything.

As for the records of our respective clubs everyone knows beating Newcastle is a big achivevement so teams try to get a result against us much more than you lot. I mean, where's the honor in saying "we beat Everton today." It's really close to saying "Hey, we just beat up a Nun in a dark alley today."

[mplsTOON]

Mean and lowly Goodison? :D


Quite. Mean and lowly as in skint and nearly penniless.

You wouldn't be in Goodison had you been able to afford the rent at Anfield in the first place and you wouldn't be shaking the tree hat in hand for a loan from Them either to afford your TescoDome in Lancashire. Add to the fact that while you play boring football, yes it gets your results every now and then but so did Bolton, the £40 million loss you posted last year, double ours BTW, partially due to the establishment and recent need for the Joey Barton ASBO GBH Defense Fund, your drawing power in the pile of clubs in the NW is rapidly waning with little financial relief in sight.

I'd hate Newcastle to compete in that geographic dog pit arena as well; but we don't have to nor shall we ever and if we did we wouldn't be the Toon.

You do well enough for yourselves over there and we wish you the best. But the reality is that while we consistently never seem to meet our potential, you pretty much have reached the limit of yours in 1995. You can win a Treble, Quadruple or Quintuple five years end to end from now on, but you still will be the second best team in Liverpool...and third best in Ireland.

[Pigs]

What is this drivel?


More like.... What is this drivel .....


You can't find the wit to respond to my posts so you instead want to talk about technology? Do you ever leave your house? I mean of course, other than when you join your fellow Toffee fans to scrounge through the garbage for thrown out Ham and Cheese Sarnies. This happens of course after you've spent 20 minutes trying to get the hub caps off of a 1998 Honda Civic. Couldn't do it could you? No problem, as your superiors from the other side of town will come over and gladly take the hub caps you couldn't figure out how to get off. I mean, after all they are the real professionals. You're just a bunch of amateurs all the way around.

It's clear your mum was on the bottle when she had you too. No human being is born with these kinds of problems. What's the % of alcohol babies born in the land of the Blue Scouse? My bet is high, because alcohol is the only escape you lot have from such dire living situations. I mean, when your mother has to wear knee pads when she goes to work is bad, but when she gets STD's and still has to go out and turn tricks to support her chubby little boy in a blue shirt it's a bit sad.


And yes, that was posted by you. What a dire post. If you had literally spoken all the above words out loud, it would be the equivalent of verbal diarrhoea.


I pity you more than anything.


No no, I pit you. You see the reality of Newcastle is just that their fans can’t even argue with the likes of Leicester City and Wimbledon supporters. Clubs that have actually won trophies in living memory.


As for the records of our respective clubs everyone knows beating Newcastle is a big achivevement so teams try to get a result against us much more than you lot. I mean, where's the honor in saying "we beat Everton today."

That must explain why Newcastle have lost more games at ST James Park this season. Or why Newcastle have lost twelve away from home, while Everton have lost only six.

No, it's not because teams want to beat you more. They just find it easier.



Quite. Mean and lowly as in skint and nearly penniless.

You wouldn't be in Goodison had you been able to afford the rent at Anfield in the first place and you wouldn't be shaking the tree hat in hand for a loan from Them either to afford your TescoDome in Lancashire. Add to the fact that while you play boring football, yes it gets your results every now and then but so did Bolton, the £40 million loss you posted last year, double ours BTW, partially due to the establishment and recent need for the Joey Barton ASBO GBH Defense Fund, your drawing power in the pile of clubs in the NW is rapidly waning with little financial relief in sight.


You see, that is all a Newcastle fan can argue with. “We are richer than you bollox”. But having money hasn’t brought you success as I have already explained. Despite all this money you have you still find yourself five points above the relegation zone, Freddie Shepherd was so close in joining the West Ham hate club. While we are sitting pretty in sixth, despite being skint and penniless. That is why we are called “The Peoples Club”.


I'd hate Newcastle to compete in that geographic dog pit arena as well.


Yes, but Newcastle isn’t exactly the Costa Del Sol is it? It’s actually colder and more miserable than Liverpool. Newcastle deserve a trophy for that.

You do well enough for yourselves over there and we wish you the best. But the reality is that while we consistently never seem to meet our potential, you pretty much have reached the limit of yours in 1995.


Actually we had a far better period from 1984-1990. And had we not have been banned from Europe, the success would have been far greater.


You can win a Treble, Quadruple or Quintuple five years end to end from now on, but you still will be the second best team in Liverpool...and third best in Ireland.


Liverpool have an incredible history. Such a shame that your club isn't part of the great city of Liverpool. Otherwise you'd be the third club in Liverpool competing with the likes of Tranmere Rovers......and not even on the map in Ireland because nobody cares about you.

[taffhammer]

Quite. Mean and lowly as in skint and nearly penniless.

You wouldn't be in Goodison had you been able to afford the rent at Anfield in the first place and you wouldn't be shaking the tree hat in hand for a loan from Them either to afford your TescoDome in Lancashire. Add to the fact that while you play boring football, yes it gets your results every now and then but so did Bolton, the £40 million loss you posted last year, double ours BTW, partially due to the establishment and recent need for the Joey Barton ASBO GBH Defense Fund, your drawing power in the pile of clubs in the NW is rapidly waning with little financial relief in sight.

I'd hate Newcastle to compete in that geographic dog pit arena as well; but we don't have to nor shall we ever and if we did we wouldn't be the Toon.

You do well enough for yourselves over there and we wish you the best. But the reality is that while we consistently never seem to meet our potential, you pretty much have reached the limit of yours in 1995. You can win a Treble, Quadruple or Quintuple five years end to end from now on, but you still will be the second best team in Liverpool...and third best in Ireland.

it's penalties
toons
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toffees
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[taffhammer]

What is this drivel?

You can't find the wit to respond to my posts so you instead want to talk about technology? Do you ever leave your house? I mean of course, other than when you join your fellow Toffee fans to scrounge through the garbage for thrown out Ham and Cheese Sarnies. This happens of course after you've spent 20 minutes trying to get the hub caps off of a 1998 Honda Civic. Couldn't do it could you? No problem, as your superiors from the other side of town will come over and gladly take the hub caps you couldn't figure out how to get off. I mean, after all they are the real professionals. You're just a bunch of amateurs all the way around.

It's clear your mum was on the bottle when she had you too. No human being is born with these kinds of problems. What's the % of alcohol babies born in the land of the Blue Scouse? My bet is high, because alcohol is the only escape you lot have from such dire living situations. I mean, when your mother has to wear knee pads when she goes to work is bad, but when she gets STD's and still has to go out and turn tricks to support her chubby little boy in a blue shirt it's a bit sad.

I pity you more than anything.

As for the records of our respective clubs everyone knows beating Newcastle is a big achivevement so teams try to get a result against us much more than you lot. I mean, where's the honor in saying "we beat Everton today." It's really close to saying "Hey, we just beat up a Nun in a dark alley today."

it's penalties
toons
11---
toffees
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[mplsTOON]

Yes, but Newcastle isn’t exactly the Costa Del Sol is it? It’s actually colder and more miserable than Liverpool. Newcastle deserve a trophy for that...
Actually we had a far better period from 1984-1990. And had we not have been banned from Europe, the success would have been far greater...
Liverpool have an incredible history. Such a shame that your club isn't part of the great city of Liverpool. Otherwise you'd be the third club in Liverpool competing with the likes of Tranmere Rovers......and not even on the map in Ireland because nobody cares about you.

But we are not part of the fair city of Liverpool, nor are we Irish, nor do we try to be, or care to be, part of either thank you very much; we have far more important things to focus on, well at least we try to focus on them when were not chewing thru managers faster than Fred Shepherd eats pies:rolleyes:.

You have led me to the realization that a Toffee is basically a Scouser with an inferiority complex.

[taffhammer]

More like.... What is this drivel .....



And yes, that was posted by you. What a dire post. If you had literally spoken all the above words out loud, it would be the equivalent of verbal diarrhoea.



No no, I pit you. You see the reality of Newcastle is just that their fans can’t even argue with the likes of Leicester City and Wimbledon supporters. Clubs that have actually won trophies in living memory.



That must explain why Newcastle have lost more games at ST James Park this season. Or why Newcastle have lost twelve away from home, while Everton have lost only six.

No, it's not because teams want to beat you more. They just find it easier.




You see, that is all a Newcastle fan can argue with. “We are richer than you bollox”. But having money hasn’t brought you success as I have already explained. Despite all this money you have you still find yourself five points above the relegation zone, Freddie Shepherd was so close in joining the West Ham hate club. While we are sitting pretty in sixth, despite being skint and penniless. That is why we are called “The Peoples Club”.



Yes, but Newcastle isn’t exactly the Costa Del Sol is it? It’s actually colder and more miserable than Liverpool. Newcastle deserve a trophy for that.



Actually we had a far better period from 1984-1990. And had we not have been banned from Europe, the success would have been far greater.



Liverpool have an incredible history. Such a shame that your club isn't part of the great city of Liverpool. Otherwise you'd be the third club in Liverpool competing with the likes of Tranmere Rovers......and not even on the map in Ireland because nobody cares about you.

it's penalties......milburn scores dixie dean scores pop robson scores lineaker scores

toons
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toffees
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please take pens in order...the footbal world waits

[taffhammer]

But we are not part of the fair city of Liverpool, nor are we Irish, nor do we try to be, or care to be, part of either thank you very much; we have far more important things to focus on, well at least we try to focus on them when were not chewing thru managers faster than Fred Shepherd eats pies:rolleyes:.

You have led me to the realization that a Toffee is basically a Scouser with an inferiority complex.

in off the bar
toons
111--
toffees
11---

[ToonUSA]

No no, I pit you. You see the reality of Newcastle is just that their fans can’t even argue with the likes of Leicester City and Wimbledon supporters. Clubs that have actually won trophies in living memory.
Like ******** we can't argue with their supporters. We can mock them all the way to the bank you muppet. Wimbledon doesn't exist and Leicester plays in the Fizzy Pop league. Fizzy pop teams know better than to talk bad about a top draw premiership side. You see, people respect Newcastle United because they know we haven't peaked yet. People can talk down on the Toffees all they want because they know you lot blew your wad years ago and are barely hanging on before you drop into the depths of the Prem and probably even into the Cola ship. Only a few years left for you lot, spend it wisely.

That must explain why Newcastle have lost more games at ST James Park this season. Or why Newcastle have lost twelve away from home, while Everton have lost only six.

No, it's not because teams want to beat you more. They just find it easier.

That is precisely my point. Teams know that a result at SJP could turn their season around and it's a nice feather in their cap. A win at Goodison is like beating the U-17 side at the training ground, no big deal.

[taffhammer]

Like ******** we can't argue with their supporters. We can mock them all the way to the bank you muppet. Wimbledon doesn't exist and Leicester plays in the Fizzy Pop league. Fizzy pop teams know better than to talk bad about a top draw premiership side. You see, people respect Newcastle United because they know we haven't peaked yet. People can talk down on the Toffees all they want because they know you lot blew your wad years ago and are barely hanging on before you drop into the depths of the Prem and probably even into the Cola ship. Only a few years left for you lot, spend it wisely.


That is precisely my point. Teams know that a result at SJP could turn their season around and it's a nice feather in their cap. A win at Goodison is like beating the U-17 side at the training ground, no big deal.

warren barton hits a weak one
toons
111x-
peter reid to scared to take one
toffees
11x--

[taffhammer]

warren barton hits a weak one
toons
111x-
peter reid to scared to take one
toffees
11x--
i'll get my coat.

[Pigs]

sorry taffhammer but the subject of Newcastle is rather boring. I can't be ar$ed carrying it on.

[mplsTOON]

yes apologies as well, Everton is so average that I can't even string together a good put down and it really makes no difference one way or another.

Now West Ham on the other hand, well let's say that I wouldn't even remotely know where to begin...:confused:

[Global Signings]

I am a Man U supporter and I really do not care which team you choose to support but when I am in London and can not make it up to Manchester I always go and watch the Hammers. I have not been to every single team in the whole of England but West Ham really do have some of the best supporters and a great atmosphere.