Deciding between Aston Villa, Newcastle, and West Ham

[taffhammer]

O ******** off you filthy little ********.

Was the image of your mum on her knees in your living room pleasuring a man in the Black and White kit too much? I mean, what were you 9, 10? I would've hoped you had moved on, but you are apparently still bitter.

Just because your mum was a bit of a whore doesn't mean you have to hate us, but your hate is delicious anyway.

toon do you think i should have gone for a different approach?

[ToonUSA]

toon do you think i should have gone for a different approach?

Certainly.

You should of told that twat to ******** off.

I mean, isn't it funny he spends that much time dissecting a team? He cares about us way too much.

[mplsTOON]

Aston Villa
Alway dubbed as one of the most succesful clubs in English football. But five of their seven English league titles came before 1901. They were however the original big club. They are a healthy club and have been run "naturally", no major money has been poured into the club. But they do benefit from being the biggest club in the midlands, so they can attract potential investers more so than say Birmingham City. They have a decent stadium which is well cared for. Consistantly a midtable club, nothing really ever exciting happens at Villa. They are afterall a Birmingham club, nothing ever exciting happens in Birmingham apart from shootings and street robberies, and muslims praying in mosques. This is reflected in their accent as Brummie's have the most miserable English accent in the world.

Newcastle United
Newcastle have a major advantage over most clubs in the Premiership, and that is being the only club in their city. Hence why they attract regular crowds of 50,000. Whereas Liverpool, London, Manchester would attract crowds of 120,000 if they were the only clubs in their city.

Despite this major advantage, and Newcastle attracting decent investment. Newcastle have always never fulfilled their potential. The last time Newcastle won the English league title was 1927. Which almost's brings a tear to my eye, because it's THAT funny.

Sheffield Wednesday,Sunderland, Manchester City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester United, Portsmouth, Tottenham, Wolverhampton Wanderers, Burnley, Ipswich Town, Leeds United, Derby County, Nottingham Forest, Aston Villa, Blackburn Rovers HAVE ALL won it at least once since then. Bearing in mind that 17 clubs.

Newcastle had their chance in 1996, and were 12 points clear of Manchester United. But the mind game Alex Ferguson placed in Kevin Keegans head at the time eventual grew and then popped live on Sky Sports after a Premiership game. All Alex Ferguson had to say was "teams try harder when they play Man United". This is a Newcastle manager so so close to the title. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXpUdBlRZe8). So it's safe to say that Newcastle will never ever win the league ever again.
....

I'm trying to place where I have read that excerpt and who you lifted it from,....

cheeky little marmots with their laptops and internets.

[taffhammer]

Certainly.

You should of told that twat to ******** off.



nah that would be too easy....

fat sam...good move or bad move for the toon?

[Pigs]

I'm trying to place where I have read that excerpt and who you lifted it from,....

cheeky little marmots with their laptops and internets.

?

LOL :D


It's not rocket science that Newcastle are sh1t, you don't have to do a search for that. So don't bother, coz that's all written by me fool.

[ToonUSA]

nah that would be too easy....

fat sam...good move or bad move for the toon?

Very good.

He's already started to clean house. Sam's a manager of the time not a manager of the past like Rainieri and Houllier are.

[ToonUSA]

?

LOL :D


It's not rocket science that Newcastle are sh1t, you don't have to do a search for that. So don't bother, coz that's all written by me fool.

Fool?

You are the fool who has spent so much time trying to hate on Newcastle. Your hate is delicious everytime so why you bother is beyond me.

Did the mean man in the black and white strip pork your sister too? Is that why your knickers are all in a twist?

[mplsTOON]

lets compare what you wrote above with what you wrote before shall we?

It's not rocket science that Newcastle are sh1t, you don't have to do a search for that. So don't bother, coz that's all written by me fool.

versus

Despite this major advantage, and Newcastle attracting decent investment. Newcastle have always never fulfilled their potential. The last time Newcastle won the English league title was 1927. Which almost's brings a tear to my eye, because it's THAT funny.

To start, you use different sentence structure between your the two posts; your usage of punctuation and usage of periods as opposed to commas at the end of statements turns them into incomplete sentences and does not go with your TXT styled post. Now along with short usage of spaces between periods, (two are required BTW) and the use of a metaphor at the end of the paragraph that has nothing to do with the rest of the paragraph, indicates you either cut and pasted the damn thing or your horrendous writing and grammar skills do not go with your Associated Press style of writing.

Finally your characterization of Kevin Keegan's Live meltdown sounds awfully like something I have read before somewhere...:rolleyes:

But the mind game Alex Ferguson placed in Kevin Keegans head at the time eventual grew and then popped live on Sky Sports after a Premiership game.

Not saying that cut-n-paste and all that is a bad thing mind you; just reminding to give credit where credit is due.

[Pigs]

Fool?
You are the fool who has spent so much time trying to hate on Newcastle. Your hate is delicious everytime so why you bother is beyond me.


I don't hate Newcastle United. :D

Sorry for them maybe, but I don't hate them.


To start, you use different sentence structure between your the two posts; your usage of punctuation and usage of periods as opposed to commas at the end of statements turns them into incomplete sentences and does not go with your TXT styled post. Now along with short usage of spaces between periods, (two are required BTW) and the use of a metaphor at the end of the paragraph that has nothing to do with the rest of the paragraph, indicates you either cut and pasted the damn thing or your horrendous writing and grammar skills do not go with your Associated Press style of writing.

Finally your characterization of Kevin Keegan's Live meltdown sounds awfully like something I have read before somewhere...



HAHAHA, this is great. :D


Not saying that cut-n-paste and all that is a bad thing mind you; just reminding to give credit where credit is due.



I take it all as a compliment.

[ToonUSA]

So in conclusion you are a phony.

[Pigs]

ToonUSA,

I know your lacking in a bit of intelligence, simply because your only reply to my witty post was.


"O ******** off you filthy little ********."


But you went away. Still feeling a bit angry and you didn’t think that was enough. So it took you over 40 minutes to come back and edit your post. With


"O ******** off you filthy little ********."

Was the image of your mum on her knees in your living room pleasuring a man in the Black and White kit too much? I mean, what were you 9, 10? I would've hoped you had moved on, but you are apparently still bitter.
Just because your mum was a bit of a whore doesn't mean you have to hate us, but your hate is delicious anyway.


I mean. Was it really worth editing your post just to write that crap? You had made your point, but you came back and had to release some anger and pain. It seems to me that that post was a reflection of your own psychological feelings. You still felt bitter, you hoped to have moved on. And then you blamed it on your own mum being a whore.

But when I told you that 17 different clubs had won the league since Newcaslte last won it. And especially SUNDERLAND too. You didn't want to accept this. Infact you didn't want to accept reality. That this fact was phony, and so that I myself must be a phony. This is all to make you feel better.

ToonUSA, sorry to break it down for you but the man who wrote my post was a genius and still is, and that was genius was me, and you still support Newcastle. :D

[ToonUSA]

ToonUSA,
I know your lacking in a bit of intelligence, simply because your only reply to my witty post was.

But you went away. Still feeling a bit angry and you didn’t think that was enough. So it took you over 40 minutes to come back and edit your post. With
I don't want to get into the complicated logistics of the computer as your brain might overheat, but I had originally written the whole thing but when I had come back to see the reply I noticed it hadn't all been posted.

Does this make any of it untrue?


I mean. Was it really worth editing your post just to write that crap? You had made your point, but you came back and had to release some anger and pain. It seems to me that that post was a reflection of your own psychological feelings. You still felt bitter, you hoped to have moved on. And then you blamed it on your own mum being a whore.

But when I told you that 17 different clubs had won the league since Newcaslte last won it. And especially SUNDERLAND too. You didn't want to accept this. Infact you didn't want to accept reality. That this fact was phony, and so that I myself must be a phony. This is all to make you feel better.

ToonUSA, sorry to break it down for you but the man who wrote my post was a genius and still is, and that was genius was me, and you still support Newcastle. :D
Did you copy and paste this response from somewhere else too? I mean it did take you a full day to respond to my post whilst replying in the thread, and the best you could come up with was to try and turn it around.

Did your auntie teach you this tactic while you were being put to bed because your mum had been out at the bar all night knobbing off any poor soul who would walk by? It's ok you poor, poor little man. I'm sure you're not the only little boy in the city of the Blue Scouse who's mother was a whore.

Now, I think we're all curious as to where you stole your original post from. Was it Wikipedia? I bet it was Wikipedia.

[mplsTOON]

I take it all as a compliment.

As you should; it was obliquely intended as such. The writing style that is, if its yours. Your thematic visions, well lets just say not all all of the Toon Army go shirtless at St James' on Boxing Day.

But in the immortal words of a certain Cuban Expat Vaudevillian with a lisp: "...joo gots som 'splainin' to do..."

Namely thus: isn't there a maximum IQ level that allows one to claim representation as a Toffee? Somewhere around 80?

Correct me if I am wrong but I was under the impression that if you could write in complete sentences, thumbs up for dropping the Irish lilt, have completed certain levels of higher education, "O" or "A" Levels (in the US a GED or equivalent) for example, and have an overdeveloped, self congratulatory, pompous, vainglorious, ironic sense of superiority, you were automatically sprayed Red and sucked into The Kop with a resonant thunk that vaguely sounds like a million Scousers breaking wind to "You'll Never Walk Alone".

Sometimes I am consistently fascinated that, just when I thought I had seen it all, all of a sudden a Pig flies!... :D

[nazgul45]

though i am a ac milan and chelsea fan...lately i have fallen in love with west ham united..great club,the 1-0 victory was inspiring and a amazing performance by tevez

[taffhammer]

ToonUSA,

I know your lacking in a bit of intelligence, simply because your only reply to my witty post was.



But you went away. Still feeling a bit angry and you didn’t think that was enough. So it took you over 40 minutes to come back and edit your post. With



I mean. Was it really worth editing your post just to write that crap? You had made your point, but you came back and had to release some anger and pain. It seems to me that that post was a reflection of your own psychological feelings. You still felt bitter, you hoped to have moved on. And then you blamed it on your own mum being a whore.

But when I told you that 17 different clubs had won the league since Newcaslte last won it. And especially SUNDERLAND too. You didn't want to accept this. Infact you didn't want to accept reality. That this fact was phony, and so that I myself must be a phony. This is all to make you feel better.

ToonUSA, sorry to break it down for you but the man who wrote my post was a genius and still is, and that was genius was me, and you still support Newcastle. :D

latest score: toon army 2 v 2 phonarmy

[taffhammer]

As you should; it was obliquely intended as such. The writing style that is, if its yours. Your thematic visions, well lets just say not all all of the Toon Army go shirtless at St James' on Boxing Day.

But in the immortal words of a certain Cuban Expat Vaudevillian with a lisp: "...joo gots som 'splainin' to do..."

Namely thus: isn't there a maximum IQ level that allows one to claim representation as a Toffee? Somewhere around 80?

Correct me if I am wrong but I was under the impression that if you could write in complete sentences, thumbs up for dropping the Irish lilt, have completed certain levels of higher education, "O" or "A" Levels (in the US a GED or equivalent) for example, and have an overdeveloped, self congratulatory, pompous, vainglorious, ironic sense of superiority, you were automatically sprayed Red and sucked into The Kop with a resonant thunk that vaguely sounds like a million Scousers breaking wind to "You'll Never Walk Alone".

Sometimes I am consistently fascinated that, just when I thought I had seen it all, all of a sudden a Pig flies!... :D

final result: toon army 3 v 2 pig farmy

[taffhammer]

though i am a ac milan and chelsea fan...lately i have fallen in love with west ham united..great club,the 1-0 victory was inspiring and a amazing performance by tevez

whilst i welcome you into the fold with open arms,there is one small matter to consider.....

1.drop chelsea .

[ToonUSA]

whilst i welcome you into the fold with open arms,there is one small matter to consider.....

1.drop chelsea .

Yea, I would imagine that's a major deal breaker.

[Pigs]

I don't want to get into the complicated logistics of the computer as your brain might overheat, but I had originally written the whole thing but when I had come back to see the reply I noticed it hadn't all been posted.


ToonUSA.
It is now obvious more than ever that your posts are a true reflection of your own psychological feelings. That making a reply to a post is so complicated to you, that your brain actually gets hot. In that it feels like it must be overheating.

A simple task of replying to a post is not really that complicated. All you have to do is click on this image which is at the bottom of every post.

http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/images/buttons/quote.gif

Then just type in some words in the message box. As in your case random words. Whatever comes into your head, like your sexual fantasies of my mother and sister. Then at the bottom of the message box, just click on “Submit Reply”. You can't miss it.

(although I'd advise you and mplsTOON to click on "Preview Post" to see what you have actually written. As both of you are having the same trouble.)

It’s very simple. I am sure many children around the world have mastered it. Not you though. As you failed to post 90% of what you intended to write. And considering that you only wrote a simple paragraph, that‘s not good. Also bearing in mind that you’ve posted 7,700 times at Bigsoccer. I’d have thought you knew by now.

Obviously your still learning.

Increasingly you a fitting the profile of a Newcastle fan. So not only are you suffering learning difficulties. You are almost certainly fat and bald. And like many Newcastle fans you are unable to grasp reality. That Newcastle aren’t a big club, and your imaginations of my mother is just that.


oh, and I don't have a sister btw.it. :D

[taffhammer]

ToonUSA.
It is now obvious more than ever that your posts are a true reflection of your own psychological feelings. That making a reply to a post is so complicated to you, that your brain actually gets hot. In that it feels like it must be overheating.

A simple task of replying to a post is not really that complicated. All you have to do is click on this image which is at the bottom of every post.

http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/images/buttons/quote.gif

Then just type in some words in the message box. As in your case random words. Whatever comes into your head, like your sexual fantasies of my mother and sister. Then at the bottom of the message box, just click on “Submit Reply”. You can't miss it.


(although I'd advise you and mplsTOON to click on "Preview Post" to see what you have actually written. As both of you are having the same trouble.)

It’s very simple. I am sure many children around the world have mastered it. Not you though. As you failed to post 90% of what you intended to write. And considering that you only wrote a simple paragraph, that‘s not good. Also bearing in mind that you’ve posted 7,700 times at Bigsoccer. I’d have thought you knew by now.

Obviously your still learning.

Increasingly you a fitting the profile of a Newcastle fan. So not only are you suffering learning difficulties. You are almost certainly fat and bald. And like many Newcastle fans you are unable to grasp reality. That Newcastle aren’t a big club, and your imaginations of my mother is just that.


oh, and I don't have a sister btw.it. :D

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