New cheer ideas for C-firm ( rated PG 13)

[ax319]

Now I am not a C-firm member but hope to join you guys for a few games when I come back to Colorado in May as I am attending law school out of state. Reading the Westword article though I couldnt help but crack up at your new cheer:

"Give me a D. Give me an I. Give me a C. Give me a K. Give me an S. What does that spell? Dicks-Dicks-Dicks!" Just try to sit in section 114 and not smile when they do that one. Fortunately, these fans care more for the whole experience than for the quality of the soccer being played. "

So that led me to remember a few of the cheers used by DU students at Hockey games which you guys could use and would fit the new theme.

for when the Rapids really need a goal:

"Give me an S, Give me E, give me an X. Whats that Spell? SEX! whats that mean? SCORE! SCORE! SCORE!

here is another one you can use:

"Give me an O, Give me an R, Give me a G, Give me a Y, whats that spell? ORGY! whats that mean? TEAMWORK!

If the Rapids are kickin ass and ahead of our opponent:

"Give me a C, Give me a U, give me an M, whats that spell? CUM! whats that mean? Its all over!



Hope you guys got a few laughs out of those, use your own discretion if you dceide to use them at the Dick and dont blame me if you are kicked out of the stadium lol.

[Brother Badgerjohn]

Let me get this straight...They said this at DU, but we get threatened with Double-Secret Probation for the stuff we say?

[ax319]

yeah the DU Hockey student supporters the "Crimson Creatures" sing this stuff. Heared all those cheers at the last playoff game when i was in town against Wisconsion. Plenty of little kids around too, the parents just chuckled a little and that was that.

Another favorite at DU Hockey games is to chant the opposing goalies name 3times and add YOU SUCK DICK!

[Brother Badgerjohn]

That settles it. I want hard copy of this thread in front of every Rapids exec in 20 seconds.

[Rapids Front Office]

We would like to think that the highly educated people that stand in 114 would be able to do better than college kids. I could be wrong.......however I hope that you guys will prove me right.

-Marcus

[Brother Badgerjohn]

Damn! Should have known Marcus would be reading this!

Seriously, ax319, we have lots of other chants as salty. The Westword writer wasn't there for the whole thing. Can't wait for you to join us next month.

[jdlecount]

Let me get this straight...They said this at DU, but we get threatened with Double-Secret Probation for the stuff we say?

What is Double Secret Probation? Are they trying to censure the chants? What exactly is the policy on chants? Anyone?

[chilistrider]

Oh yeah, we have been told that certain chants have a zero tolerance policy in effect now, we have been told that certain words can get even individuals ejected, and they have condescended to tell us that "we can do better" than certain chants we often use. :rolleyes:

That said, the security had a much better attitude toward us the second game than they did the first game, so that's a positive.

[RedFive]

I have a two year old so most of my ideas are born from watch Sesame Street and the like...

The Cookie Monster has a song that goes something like:

C is for cookie thats good enough for me
C is for cookie thats why it starts with C
C is for cookie its good enough to eat
Oh C C cookie starts with C

[chilistrider]

I have a two year old so most of my ideas are born from watch Sesame Street and the like...

The Cookie Monster has a song that goes something like:

C is for cookie thats good enough for me
C is for cookie thats why it starts with C
C is for cookie its good enough to eat
Oh C C cookie starts with C
Yes! We even have a Cookie Monster banner to go with this one :D

[Brother Badgerjohn]

A chant for the whole family. Not to mention my youngest worships Cooke.

[eRulz2]

What is Double Secret Probation?

Ouch, missing the Animal House reference.

Penalty? On the way home tonight, you gotta buy a case of beer and rent the movie.

Post your thoughts tomorrow.

[Jasonma]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[RedFive]

In a tribute to nights like Saturday...

Who stands their ground when the rain is coming down?
The Cen-ten-nial Firm does!

Who stands their ground when the temperature's way too cold?
The Cen-ten-nial Firm Does!

You get the idea, it needs a couple more verses and thats where you come in to help.

[Brother Badgerjohn]

Correction: our actual lyrics:

Who stands their ground
When the rain (or snow or asteroids) is pouring down?
The Firm!
The Firm!

[chilistrider]

Who stands their ground
When the rain (or snow or asteroids) is pouring down?
The Firm!
The Firm!
Or as we six C-Firmers cheered in Salt Lake City
Who stands their ground
When the date gets moved around?
The Firm!
The Firm!

[Brother Badgerjohn]

For Thursday:

Salt Lake is not Madrid (drumbeat)
Salt Lake is not Madrid (drumbeat)
You'll never score a goal
You'll never score a goal
Salt Lake is not Madrid (drumbeat x2)

2nd Verse:
Freddy is not Raul (x2)
You'll never win a game (x2)
Freddy is not Raul

3rd Verse:
Utah is sure not Spain (x2)
You'll never win a cup (x2)
Utah is sure not Spain

[Brother Badgerjohn]

Or as we six C-Firmers cheered in Salt Lake City
Who stands their ground
When the date gets moved around?
The Firm!
The Firm!

You must spread some reputation...

[outforkicks]

.....Oh we have.


we have. :)

[angrywhiteman]

For Thursday:

Salt Lake is not Madrid (drumbeat)
Salt Lake is not Madrid (drumbeat)
You'll never score a goal
You'll never score a goal
Salt Lake is not Madrid (drumbeat x2)

2nd Verse:
Freddy is not Raul (x2)
You'll never win a game (x2)
Freddy is not Raul

3rd Verse:
Utah is sure not Spain (x2)
You'll never win a cup (x2)
Utah is sure not Spain

Repped. Very nice.