Your most-disliked XI players in position

[Teso Dos Bichos]

A lot of bitter and biased whining in this thread. I'll fire my XI up later.

[Burkies Ginger Mop]

A lot of bitter and biased whining in this thread. I'll fire my XI up later.

I'm inspired to do mine. So many dirty Sellick players to include. This could take me a while!

[glennaldo_sf]

Ok here's my motley crew team to take on your guys:

------------- Anelka ------ Mido
Maradona --- Donovan --- Keane --- Beckham
----------------- V.Jones ------------------
-----------Bilic --- Tassotti --- Navarro ------
------------------ Schumacher

GK: Harold Schumacher - ok so he's like 55 years old but I'm sure I could convince him to come out of retirement once he finds out who some of his team-mates. Still can do that flying tae-kwan-do kick that made him so notorious.

RB: David Navarro - former Jane's Addiction and Chilli Peppers guitarist – currently playing fullback at Valencia. Has a nasty right hook punch.

CB: Mauro Tassotti – Italian hardman who, like Navarro – loves breaking noses.

LB: Slaven Bilic – Croatian scumbag and play-acting guru whose antics got Laurent Blanc banned from 98 WC final

DM: Vinnie Jones – Will keep Beckham company at the movies. Team castration specialist.

RM: David Beckham – team’s designated penalty taker – included mainly for marketing reasons.

CM: Roy Keane – Walked out on his club and country, career-ending tackles – will fit in nicely.

AM: Landon Donovan – versatile attacking midfielder who can play anywhere on the field – provided it’s in California or Korea.

LM: Maradona – will go down great with the English fans. May get sponsorship by Coke.

FW: Mido – Just loved watching him throw a fit when getting subbed at African Nations Cup SF vs. Senegal.

FW: Nicholas Anelka - Sulker

[Burkies Ginger Mop]

A few players out of position here:

GK - Kahn - I hate him for what he did to Michael Mols.

RB - Alan Thompson - He just got on my nerves.

CB - John Terry - I hate him. Just something about him.

CB - Chris Sutton - Big dirty scum bag.

LB - Ashley Cole - For me he is everything that is wrong with football. Arrogant, greedy, selfish. Everything about this little sh1t annoys me.

RM - Nuno Capucho - I can never get his quote out of my head. "I'm like a fine wine. I get better as the season goes on" Well he never did get any better.

CM - Neil Lennon - Wanker

CM - Peter Grant - Wanker

LM - Frank Lampard - See John Terry.

F - Egil Østenstad - Simply the worst player ever to wear a Rangers top.

F - Francis 'fox in the box' Jeffers. Runs Ostenstad very close to being the worst player ever to grace the top.

[glennaldo_sf]

A few players out of position here:

CB - Chris Sutton - Big dirty scum bag.

LM - Frank Lampard - See John Terry.


Are you Sven Goran Eriksson in disguise??!!!!!

[Burkies Ginger Mop]

Are you Sven Goran Eriksson in disguise??!!!!!

Sutton actually used to play there for Celtic.

I was more thinking about Alan Thompson playing a right back when really he is a left midfielder!

As for Fat Frank. I had to include him somewhere.

:D

[AndSomeAreAngels]

Only a blackpool fan would have something bad to say about Thierry Henry and Robert Pires. and don't knock stewart downing, he's a one man 3 to 5 year plan:p

Seaside was spot-on about those two. Pires was just a disgrace with his cheating and diving, and while Henry's one of the greatest strikers in the history of the game, his goal celebrations are among the most annoying ever.

[Teso Dos Bichos]

I'm inspired to do mine. So many dirty Sellick players to include. This could take me a while!

Indeed. Only four of them make it into my side... :D


------------ Drogba --- Fowler

Thompson ------ Lampard ------- Beckham
---------- Lennon ------ Vieira

-------- Keown -- Sutton -- Balde

---------------- Lehmann

[Footer Phooter]

I'm strictly an MLS guy, so here's mine:


G: Reis
D: Franchino, Danny Pena, Heaps, Craig Demmin
M: Lisi, Kirovski, Gutierrez
F: Diallo, Luis Hernandez, Ruiz

[cooldude]

----------Lehamnn------------
---Gallas--Puyol---Rio----Rosenoir(Fulham)
------------Scholes-------------
------Gerrard------Ronaldo------
--------------Deco-------------
--------Rooney------Eto'o------

Is there space for a manager too: Wenger.

[zenden]

Here's XI

--------------Schmeichel------------
Neville--Materazzi--Rio--Cashly Cole
Beckham--Keane--Donovan--Crynaldo
-----------Drogba--Adriano----------