DC United home opener tickets for sale! $25

[Rupert Pupkin]

My family and I, unfortunately, will not be able to attend. I have a total of 4 tickets that I wish to sell. I am selling them for $25 dollars each! Don't pass up on this great deal.

Teams: DC United vs Kansas City Wizards
Date: April 14, 2007
Time: 7:30 PM
Location: RFK Stadium

Ticket Section: 203
Row: 5
Seat: 1,2,3,4

[Bootsy Collins]

Hey, it's Robert DeNiro!