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LosMerengues89
03 Mar 2007, 05:46 AM
Just for fun...
It's karaoke night, and Diarra doesn't want to sing...Cassano get's angry...;)
A huge free-for-all between ALL the teammates follows. Who wins?
Diarra? Built like a fridge. Seems like an obvious choice, or is it?
Could Robinho's quickness and kung fu have something to say about that?
Raul's determination?
Cassano probably fights dirty, could he come out top?
Ramos?
Casillas' reflexes?
Raul Bravo's athleticism?
Roberto Carlos' powerful kicks?
Helguera?
Van Nistelrooy?
Other?
(Anyone who can come up with a good argument for someone like Guti deserves a rep! :p )
EDIT: I've gone for Raul by the way.
LosMerengues89
03 Mar 2007, 05:49 AM
Crap, I've left out Roberto Carlos and Cassano on the poll! Can a mod fix it please?
Legacy
03 Mar 2007, 12:45 PM
I went for VAn the Man......Do you think anyone of our team can actually stop the horse when its on a gallop:p..lol
:D
MajorDuh
03 Mar 2007, 03:29 PM
What I think would happen in that scenario:
Diarra and Cassano would go at it tooth and nails, but I think Diarra would be the winner between them.
Robinho would run and hide behind Roberto Carlos, who would get a few good punches in on Diarra's tummy. *have you seen those guns RC has? wow*
Iker would shake his head in disgust, grab onto Helguera who is about to enter the fray by staring someone down and screaming at them.
Ramos would try to take on Diarra by shoving him , but would get his hair messy and have to stop and fix it (with some help from Guti of course). Mejia would stand back, smile, and admire Ramos hair.
Raul would try to be the voice of reason, and RVN would step it to prevent Raul Bravo from tackling him with two feet studs up.
Diarra would walk over to Marcelo, Higuain, and Gago and smile. The new boys would be so stunned they wouldn't know what to do, but I'm sure Gago would have something to say!
WhiteBlood
04 Mar 2007, 05:04 PM
Zidane steps in, and let the headbutting begin :D
Excape Goat
05 Mar 2007, 08:13 AM
Robinho would run and hide behind Roberto Carlos, who would get a few good punches in on Diarra's tummy. *have you seen those guns RC has? wow*
!
Robinho took on Gravesen in reallife. he won't run.
MajorDuh
05 Mar 2007, 04:10 PM
Robinho took on Gravesen in reallife. he won't run.
I remember, but my post was totally in jest ;)
Madrid_1902
05 Mar 2007, 05:43 PM
I think Diarra would cream them all on his own.
Horsehead
05 Mar 2007, 06:04 PM
I keep looking at the list and looking at the list and I just can't imagine any of them winning a fight in a bar. But if Roberto Carlos was on the poll, I guess I would vote for him because he seems like even tho he is small, he can probably handle his liquor. :D
He could bop any one of them on the nose while they were all making their borracho windmill air punches. :p
Pichi
05 Mar 2007, 06:08 PM
Capello, because he has demonstrated all ready that he really has no balls and can keep getting kicked in the groin area by Roberto Carlos and not suffer any real damage and still stay standing!!
Viva Er Beti!
Er Pichi
Madrid_1902
05 Mar 2007, 06:13 PM
Perhaps Guti's outstanding acting abilities could trick them into having mercy on him. Than....wham chair to the back of the head. Thats the sort of thing they pull of in the WWF isn't it? :p
I actually think Guti could hold his own. He loves throwing himself into tackles! ;)
macaluca
05 Mar 2007, 07:03 PM
(Anyone who can come up with a good argument for someone like Guti deserves a rep! :p )
Didn't Guti date a girl who used to be a man, for a while?
Imagine the stick he must have taken from his team mates....I therefore invoke the "boy named Sue " rule to prove that Guti must be tough.
I CLAIM MY REP :p
4x4s
05 Mar 2007, 09:44 PM
Guti>Chuck Norris.
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6636/13948c3c1131f502i3bu1.jpg
RealMadGunner
06 Mar 2007, 03:52 AM
Cassano throws a punch on Reyes arm [who is happy clubs don't close at 5 PM], who clutches his shin, gesturing for medical attention, and incidentally, Capello, who happens to be passing by [after getting drunk himself and beaten up by Calderon] notices this and suspends Cassano for 5 weeks .. Raul, as the leader, pours whiskey into Reyes mouth, who, after stands up holding his stomach ..
:D ..
LosMerengues89
06 Mar 2007, 05:04 AM
Didn't Guti date a girl who used to be a man, for a while?
Imagine the stick he must have taken from his team mates....I therefore invoke the "boy named Sue " rule to prove that Guti must be tough.
I CLAIM MY REP :p
LOL. I gotta spread first.
MajorDuh
06 Mar 2007, 06:55 AM
LOL. I gotta spread first.
I did it for you :)
maca, that was great LOL!
redstriker06
07 Mar 2007, 12:22 AM
I would say Diarra... but he doesn't drink and a bar fight must have drunken rage as requisite thus I'd back Raul Bravo
http://www.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Photo/footballeurope/FootballEurope/393608_MEDIUMSQUARE.jpg
He also has some really sick tats and is rocking the entire shaved head look which is inherently badass.
Please also do take note of the scar he has beside his eye.... I rest my case.
http://realmadrid.com/addon/img/e649254bravi150x500g.jpg
blanc
08 Mar 2007, 03:25 PM
Diarra. DiJILLA.
laudrup
08 Mar 2007, 10:21 PM
thus I'd back Raul Bravo
That'd be my choice too. Besides the objective fact that he is always first in the team's physical tests, the guy just scares the sh!t out of me. He looks like the typical Spanish bar bouncer.
The only one who could beat him is Gravesen if he was still around. I read that Bravo was the only one in the team that dared make fun of Gravesen (another reason why he'd beat the hell out of anyone in the current roster), but I still think Tommy G. could run on adrenaline and beat Bravo to a pulp, the guy's just raving mad.
LosMerengues89
09 Mar 2007, 12:07 PM
I'm the only one backing Raul? Haha.