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Anthony
11 May 2003, 09:41 PM
We'll score again.
Don't know where!
Don't know when!
I know we'll score again
Some fine day!
greatscott
11 May 2003, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by Anthony
We'll score again.
Don't know where!
Don't know when!
I know we'll score again
Some fine day!
Hudson's got coach us well someday
One fine day.
But i dont care
because im a part of his ***************ing army.
Until i ************ing die
DCU4EvertonIan
12 May 2003, 02:04 AM
lord i was born a united fan
jumping and dancing and singing as best I can
so when i cry myself to sleep saturday nights
i hope you'll understand
that i was born a united fan
EuroFootball'89
12 May 2003, 02:43 AM
We are United and we really suck!
You cannot depent on us
cause we have no luck!
If you hear us on the radio
or watch us on t.v.,
remember not to bet on us
cause you will lose money!
Z010 Union
12 May 2003, 07:28 AM
Originally posted by DCU4EvertonIan
lord i was born a united fan
jumping and dancing and singing as best I can
so when i cry myself to sleep saturday nights
i hope you'll understand
that i was born a united fan
This one has promise - who knew Southern Rock would make a good footy song?
chibchab
12 May 2003, 07:30 AM
The name of the band?
DC " 3 easy points" United.
EdTheRed
12 May 2003, 09:31 AM
We're all part of Hudson's Army
We may never have a lead
But we'll really shake you up
When we kick you in the cup
'Cuz United is the roughest football team!
Z010 Union
12 May 2003, 10:07 AM
To the tune of "The Volcano Song" by Buffett
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know when we'll get a goal
Cuz our team really blows
From Margaritaville
Finished in last place
Can't even save face
Drafted Alecko and signed Earnie too
I don't know the reason
Ray'll be here all season
His offense just doesn't have a clue
Wasting away again in Arenaville
Things haven't been the same without Bruce
Some people say that there's Marco to blame
But I know, we just need a goal
Darth_Norteno
12 May 2003, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by chibchab
The name of the band?
DC " 3 easy points" United.
Wow, that's very witty and funny. Wait, no it isn't. Then again, after your illustrious history of being 3 easy points for the whole damn league, I suppose you're entitled to your little gloat session.
Wait, no you're not; you're Scum.
TheFarSide
12 May 2003, 10:14 AM
The name of the band?
DC " 3 easy points" United.
Ouch - That hurts - but ohh so true.
Anthony
12 May 2003, 10:45 AM
This is my last week at my current job, so I am just passing time.
How about this.
Did you see the game today?
I want to close my eyes and
make it go away!
How long?
How long 'till we score again?
How long?
How lononong?
Tonight!
We can score a goal tonight!
Tonight!
Tonight!
DC bloody DC!
DC bloody DC!
[I'll work on the next verse later today]
chibchab
12 May 2003, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by Darth_Norteno
Wow, that's very witty and funny. Wait, no it isn't. Then again, after your illustrious history of being 3 easy points for the whole damn league, I suppose you're entitled to your little gloat session.
Wait, no you're not; you're Scum.
LMAO!!!!
Want more wit? On Friday evening our local 911 service was flooded with calls reporting a strange loud SUCKING sound coming from everywhere.
Later it was dicovered it was just DC United getting closer and closer...
EdTheRed
12 May 2003, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by chibchab
LMAO!!!!
Want more wit? On Friday evening our local 911 service was flooded with calls reporting a strange loud SUCKING sound coming from everywhere.
Later it was dicovered it was just DC United getting closer and closer...
I'm almost sorry your team has never even won a runner's-up trophy, since that would give you something besides your own fist to jam up your rectum. Go play in rivalries, troll.
andylovesoccer
12 May 2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by chibchab
LMAO!!!!
Want more wit? On Friday evening our local 911 service was flooded with calls reporting a strange loud SUCKING sound coming from everywhere.
Later it was dicovered it was just DC United getting closer and closer...
You know what?? We sucked last year, too. But that didn't keep us from making you our bitch.
chibchab
12 May 2003, 04:06 PM
Man has DC "3 easy points" United's fortunes made you lot a bitter bunch! Hope you guys score soon...not holding my breath!
Knave
12 May 2003, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by chibchab
Man has DC "3 easy points" United's fortunes made you lot a bitter bunch! Hope you guys score soon...not holding my breath!
Actually, it's made us quite funny.
It's just your trolling is humor challenged.
Go away before I start deleting your posts.