View Full Version : man united question
capt. america
08 May 2003, 01:56 PM
Q: How many Manchester Utd. fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the bulb, one to buy the "1997 lightbulb changing" commemorative T-shirt and video, and one to drive the other two back to Torquay.
patrickm
13 May 2003, 07:30 PM
remember omagh
Devil_78
14 May 2003, 04:51 AM
What on earth are you going on about?
patrickm
14 May 2003, 06:26 AM
i've been to old trafford. a great place. and i worship the brimson brothers
mactheknife
14 May 2003, 11:03 PM
could we please get a yellow card in here? anyone?
Wolves_67
14 May 2003, 11:14 PM
For your reading pleasure:
http://www.humorsphere.com/football/manchester_united_jokes.htm
http://gofree.indigo.ie/~comtech/joke.html
http://www.antirags.co.uk/jokes6.htm
http://www.jokefile.co.uk/sport/manu.html
http://www.footballjokes.co.uk/clubcolours/manchesterunited.html
http://members.tripod.com/~melaniejayne/joke.html
655321
15 May 2003, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by mactheknife
could we please get a yellow card in here? anyone?
Yellow card for what??
USsupport
15 May 2003, 11:27 AM
possibly for the "england out of ireland" title and "remember omagh"?
just a hunch on my part though. mactheknife should chime in here.
655321
15 May 2003, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by USsupport
possibly for the "england out of ireland" title and "remember omagh"?
just a hunch on my part though. mactheknife should chime in here.
ahhh...didn't see the Ireland comment. Don't know what "remember omagh" means. But I'll take your word for it...
Mobile
15 May 2003, 12:32 PM
You don't really want to know. Not even funny.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/northern_ireland/2000/the_omagh_bomb/default.stm
patrickm
15 May 2003, 04:57 PM
ok, ok. it was a comment deseigned to take the pi-ss out of the reader. i actually think the ira are scum.
Samarkand
15 May 2003, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by patrickm
ok, ok. it was a comment deseigned to take the pi-ss out of the reader.
********ing wanker
capt. america
16 May 2003, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by patrickm
i've been to old trafford. a great place. and i worship the brimson brothers
a united fan who doesn't live there? hmm, that's odd. brimson brothers are a couple of tossers... ooohhh, watford supporters, i'm shakin
Corey
16 May 2003, 10:43 AM
Umm so what's going on? This thread wasn't a question.
capt. america
16 May 2003, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by Corey
Umm so what's going on? This thread wasn't a question.
it was a joke, as in haha, just kidding
patrickm
17 May 2003, 08:47 AM
you all seem to make a big deal out of people who aren't from the manchester area supporting united. this type of thing is common enough. there are many dallas cowboy fans throughout america who aren't from dallas or the southwest. now i think they are all scum- the dallas fans who aren't from the southwest, i mean- but i can live with it. some teams have a national or international appeal. man united, dallas cowboys, ny yankees, real madrid for example.
seanmcging
20 May 2003, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by patrickm
remember omagh
Why do muppets like you have to bring up shite like that in a football forum, just because you have very little knowledge of football you try to be controversial.......
The Smalce
21 May 2003, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by patrickm
ok, ok. it was a comment deseigned to take the pi-ss out of the reader. i actually think the ira are scum.
you're a ************ing wanker. if you truly did think the IRA were scum, these kind of thoughts would not enter your head.
why stop at the IRA, why not post something about 9/11 or the bali bombings. There all the same kind of people, you support them, you're an ********************* IMO!!!
patrickm
21 May 2003, 07:05 PM
i take it you aren't from the bogside. given that you support rangers. i saw rangers play two games in new jersey last year, each of which they lost- river plate and santos.the game against river celtic brought a tidy mob of lads to the game and got into a bit of an off with a few drunken rangers fans. one obviously british rangers supporter who was well and truly pissed was great to watch.drunk off his arse and a total clown. "we won the **********in double, not you" he was yelling at the celtic fans. he was giving some zeig heil saluts to the celtic mob as well. now there was no moe than 20,000 people in gaints stadium, which holds 75,000. i have been there many times for ny giants games and have never seen as much crowd trouble as i saw at the 2 rangers games last july, especially the river plate game. that's because rangers fans are a bunch of drunken retards, based on what i saw. they clearly started the trouble with the celtic fans, not the other way around. old bill had to escort a bunch of rangers fans from the stadium.
Matt Clark
22 May 2003, 07:49 AM
:D
This kiddies continuing attempts to ape the "true voice" of a hooligan is getting really rather amusing actually.
What does Old Bill mean? Where does the phrase come from?
(PS - you get pissed ON lager, not off it. And the Nazi salute is accompanied by "Sieg Heil" not "Zeig Heil". And an "off" is a "stand-off", not an actual fight. That is when things "go off". Oh ... and it's more "crew" these days than "mob".)