View Full Version : Chant Ideas for '07
Snarf
05 Feb 2007, 12:19 PM
So, we've got some new folks...Freddy Adu and Luis Tejada and a bunch of rookies and stuff. Anybody got any new ideas for chants this year?
fuegote
05 Feb 2007, 01:12 PM
Caroon, You're an Idiot!!!
Lizzie Bee
05 Feb 2007, 01:39 PM
Freddy and Eddie and Mehdi! Oh my! Freddy and Eddie and Mehdi! Oh my!
We're off to beat the Wizards...
Christoph
05 Feb 2007, 02:22 PM
The Addams Family tune...
Your sister is your mother
your father is your brother
you all kiss one another
the cRapids family
do do do do (clap clap) do do do do (clap clap)
Christoph
05 Feb 2007, 03:02 PM
He slid on the left
He slid on the right
Pablo Mastroeni made the U.S. look shite
RSL Donk
05 Feb 2007, 04:51 PM
He slid on the left
He slid on the right
Pablo Mastroeni made the U.S. look e
To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic:
Mastroeni got a redcard while playing across the pond
He slid right into Pirlo and Jorge said, "You're gone!"
And though this mistimed tackle was an idiotic show
At least he got to go!
Mastroeni got a red card
Mastroeni got a red card
Mastroeni got a red card
But Clint didn't even go!
You all know Clint Mathis, he was the Metros wunderkind
He blew his time in Hannover and here he did a stint
He drank up so much Budweiser even Ronaldo had to say:
Clint's too fat to play!!
Mastroeni got a red card
Mastroeni got a red card
Mastroeni got a red card
But Clint didn't even go!
RSL Donk
05 Feb 2007, 04:51 PM
The Addams Family tune...
Your sister is your mother
your father is your brother
you all kiss one another
the cRapids family
do do do do (clap clap) do do do do (clap clap)
I thought it was a different word than kiss...
RSL Donk
05 Feb 2007, 04:52 PM
to deck the halls:
David Beckham walks on water
Everybody knows that dogsh*t floats!
RedDevil013
05 Feb 2007, 04:53 PM
To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic:
Mastroeni got a redcard while playing across the pond
He slid right into Pirlo and Jorge said, "You're gone!"
And though this mistimed tackle was an idiotic show
At least he got to go!
Mastroeni got a red card
Mastroeni got a red card
Mastroeni got a red card
But Clint didn't even go!
You all know Clint Mathis, he was the Metros wunderkind
He blew his time in Hannover and here he did a stint
He drank up so much Budweiser even Ronaldo had to say:
Clint's too fat to play!!
Mastroeni got a red card
Mastroeni got a red card
Mastroeni got a red card
But Clint didn't even go!
Thats awesome... well done!
Christoph
05 Feb 2007, 05:16 PM
I thought it was a different word than kiss...
Thought I would make it RES friendly so no one gets kicked out...:)
RSL Donk
05 Feb 2007, 05:26 PM
Thought I would make it RES friendly so no one gets kicked out...:)
Not happened to RCB yet, why start now?
Snarf
08 Feb 2007, 01:18 AM
There's that song that goes, "Money money money money....MONEY!" I tried to find out who sings it to give everybody a better reference, but even very musical people I know didn't know the band.
Anyways, I thought it would be good to switch it out with "Freddy freddy freddy freddy....FREDDY!"
It also occurrs to me that it would work well with, "Cunny cunny cunny cunny...CUNNY!"
Lizzie Bee
08 Feb 2007, 09:31 AM
You mean the song on "The Apprentice"? or a different one?
Snarf
08 Feb 2007, 11:54 AM
You mean the song on "The Apprentice"? or a different one?
Probably. I've never watched the apprentice, but it's a really common song. I googled it, and I think it is sung by the O'Jays.
Christoph
08 Feb 2007, 12:07 PM
There's that song that goes, "Money money money money....MONEY!" I tried to find out who sings it to give everybody a better reference, but even very musical people I know didn't know the band.
Anyways, I thought it would be good to switch it out with "Freddy freddy freddy freddy....FREDDY!"
It also occurrs to me that it would work well with, "Cunny cunny cunny cunny...CUNNY!"
You could also go with "Gimme some money" from This is Spinal Tap.
Stop wastin' my time
You know what I want
You know what I need
Or maybe you don't
Do I have to come right flat out and tell you everything
Gimme some Cunny!
Although that sounds a little gross...
fuegote
08 Feb 2007, 04:15 PM
If there isn't a chant that goes something like this (pick a random tune)
Peter Caroon is dumb and a big fat slob and he is not smart, he'll not receive our vote because he's a moron. (It's a run on sentance for a reason, this song could go on forever).
Does this rhyme not sound like a nice jingle? I posted it a while back.....
http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10587916&postcount=48
No love, no love!
milesfoxx2005
08 Feb 2007, 11:27 PM
you guys are WAAAY off...the Parliamentarians (if you havent heard of us that's because we're a guerilla support group) and I have written about 15 chants...here's a good example...
to the tune of the Divinyls "I Touch Myself"
oh, I dont want anybody else.
When i think about Adu, I touch myself.
OOOOh, I dont want anybody else.
No, No! No, No!
Snarf
09 Feb 2007, 09:13 PM
If you're crappy and you know it,
You're the rapids.
If you're crappy and you know it,
You're the rapids.
If you're crappy and you know it,
Then you're team will surely show it,
If you're crappy and you know it,
You're the rapids.
aosthed
31 Mar 2007, 12:58 AM
Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny
Chim Chim Cheroo
Who needs ___________
When we've got Adu
(this is an old Arsenal chant modified)