Sod the football

[claret50]

Don't take this the wrong way Theresa, but this is the average blokes idea of the perfect woman! ;) no need to ask if her Dad owns a brewery, she does!:D
http://xtramsn.co.nz/businessandmoney/0,,13273-6901835,00.html

[Footstomper]

Don't take this the wrong way Theresa, but this is the average blokes idea of the perfect woman! ;) no need to ask if her Dad owns a brewery, she does!:D
http://xtramsn.co.nz/businessandmoney/0,,13273-6901835,00.html

I'm with you so far, but what does she look like?

[blainehammer]

I'm with you so far, but what does she look like?

At your age, what difference does it make?

[TheresaWHUFC]

Don't take this the wrong way Theresa, but this is the average blokes idea of the perfect woman! ;) no need to ask if her Dad owns a brewery, she does!:D
http://xtramsn.co.nz/businessandmoney/0,,13273-6901835,00.html



Sounds like the girl of your dreams Brian. But maybe you'll just settle for a pint or six in the Black Lion this August...

before we head to the game, local derby, Hammers v Colchester.

:eek:

[Footstomper]

At your age, what difference does it make?
Cheeky sod! I'm still young and virile

[blainehammer]

Cheeky sod! I'm still young and virile
In your mind!

[claret50]

Sounds like the girl of your dreams Brian. But maybe you'll just settle for a pint or six in the Black Lion this August...

before we head to the game, local derby, Hammers v Colchester.

:eek:
Your definitely on there mate, wow, the mighty Colchester! will the game be played at the Boleyn ground, or over at Wanstead Flats!:rolleyes: the Fleece pub there serves a good pint T, easy parking in Chapel road too.:D

Ps, sorry stomper, no photos of miss moneybags, but she is young, so just use your own imagination.

[hammer_scout51]

Watch it stomper, Claret has pictures of Helen Clarke all over his house. Thats his idea of good looking. He's only after the beer and the money. He wants to open an English pie and mash shop in Wanganui.

[ballard45]

Watch it stomper, Claret has pictures of Helen Clarke all over his house. Thats his idea of good looking. He's only after the beer and the money. He wants to open an English pie and mash shop in Wanganui.

And if you lot in USA or UK don't know what Helen Clarke looks like, then I can tell you that she can't even win 2nd prize in a beauty contest playing Monopoly!!:eek:

[claret50]

And if you lot in USA or UK don't know what Helen Clarke looks like, then I can tell you that she can't even win 2nd prize in a beauty contest playing Monopoly!!:eek:
Oi you! I'll have you know, young Mr.Trevor, that although she may have facial features which resemble the back end of a horse, the dear lady pays me a handsome amount of dosh each fortnight to do absolutely nothing for the rest of my life, what a wonderful person.:)

[ballard45]

Oi you! I'll have you know, young Mr.Trevor, that although she may have facial features which resemble the back end of a horse, the dear lady pays me a handsome amount of dosh each fortnight to do absolutely nothing for the rest of my life, what a wonderful person.:)

Brian, I've a good mind to report you to the Animal Protection people. That's a very unkind thing to say about a poor horse!!:D