ABMOD explanation

Discussion in 'USA Men' started by dchang44, Apr 30, 2003.

  1. dchang44

    dchang44 Member

    Mar 27, 2003
    Portland
    Club:
    Portland MLS
    here's a newbie question: what does ABMOD stand for? it looks like a nickname for richie williams, but i have no idea what it stands for.
     
  2. cyberthoth

    cyberthoth Member+

    Nashville SC
    Aug 7, 2000
    Nashville, TN
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ankle Biting Midget Of Doom\Death
     
  3. um_chili

    um_chili Member+

    Jun 3, 2002
    Losanjealous
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, people use it to refer to Richie Willliams, it's an acronym for "Ankle Biting Midget Of Death," or according to some sources "Ankle Biting Munchkin of Death."

    Means the mofo is short. And he is. Like a midget. Of death.
     
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  4. dark knight

    dark knight Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 15, 1999
    Club:
    Leicester City FC
    This should be a sticky or in the FAQs or something. Moving this thread next door.
     
  5. speedcake

    speedcake Member

    Dec 2, 1999
    Tampa
    Club:
    FC Tampa Bay Rowdies
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Actually, Bigsoccer should have an explanation right there on the front page, for anyone to see. It deserves this recognition.
     
  6. Soccernova78

    Soccernova78 Member

    Mar 16, 2003
    Beyond The Infinite
    Thanx so much for asking that question. I was going crazy trying to figure out what that was. I never had the common sense to post a thread to find out what it meant though. LOL

    One other question to those in the know however. Is this term ABMOD a totally derisive one or is it one of grudging respect?
     
  7. lurking

    lurking Member+

    Feb 9, 2002
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: ABMOD explanation

    I believe it is a humorous yet apt description.
     
  8. Mutineer

    Mutineer New Member

    Jul 14, 2001
    Re: Re: ABMOD explanation

    It's pretty much out of jealousy, because Richie is way better than us hacks here on BS....
     
  9. PaulGascoigne

    PaulGascoigne Member+

    Feb 5, 2001
    Aotearoa/NZ
    I think it's a term of derision, but yes, there's jealousy as well. For one US cap, I would gladly endure the animosity of every Bigsoccer poster for eternity.

    I think there's also the dislike because he's seen as a fair-hared Munchkin...er, boy of Arena. We'll just say if with 3/4 players in the pool WAY better than him who can play his position, he'd better not get capped again or the bitching will commence at an entirely new level of intensity.
     
  10. speedcake

    speedcake Member

    Dec 2, 1999
    Tampa
    Club:
    FC Tampa Bay Rowdies
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't believe its out of any respect whatsoever. Jealousy no doubt might have a small part in it. But the guy is the worst thing since softcore porn. Stupid soft core porn
     
  11. BelhavenKeeper

    BelhavenKeeper New Member

    Nov 15, 2002
    Vienna, Austria
    I'll never forget the first time heard an explaination of ABMOD. I laughed so hard. That is until he wrecked Ronaldihno and set up Brazil's winning free kick a few years ago. Bastard.
     
  12. IsItSnowingInSpace

    Mar 20, 2000
    Orem UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    LOL. Sorry for bumping this lousy thread again, but that was just too funny.

    Richie is definitely a Bruce cronie. Has Arena ever started him? I don't think so. He certainly has no business on a USMNT roster. There's just no good reason. The only upside I can think of is that he can be a late sub when a game's outcome is already decided, and he can relieve someone and help us avoid an injury. Not to mention the possibility of injuring one (or more) of the opposition.

    Not compelling enough reasons. However, I'm sure Bruce will use him again, if for no other reason that to get our collective goat.
     
  13. speedcake

    speedcake Member

    Dec 2, 1999
    Tampa
    Club:
    FC Tampa Bay Rowdies
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh, he has started before, make no mistake. One that comes to mind was the friendly against Chile in Miami way back in 1999.

    I just hope he finally got too old and too slow for Arena to bring him into camp. What a terrible waste of cleats
     
  14. JohnR

    JohnR Member+

    Jun 23, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Richie Williams

    ABMOD started in the 2001 friendly versus Brazil, too.

    The U.S. chance to shine on ABC, national TV. About minute 25, ABMOD commits a pointless foul atop the box. Ronaldinho prefigures his 2002 World Cup heroics by scoring on the free kick. U.S. down 1-0, eventually loses 2-1.

    An infuriatingly bad play, made even more infuriating by the reassurances from the "Bruce does no wrong" camp not to worry, that Bruce might keep ABMOD around as a practice player but that he'd never use him in an actual match.

    Right.
     
  15. usagoal

    usagoal Member

    Oct 19, 2000
    Las Vegas
    I'm pretty sure he started downn in Costa Rica during qualifying.
     
  16. BenC1357

    BenC1357 Member

    Feb 23, 2001
    KC
    Yeah, the 7-2-1 we played down there trying not to lose. What a horid game.
     
  17. IsItSnowingInSpace

    Mar 20, 2000
    Orem UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    OK, from www.ussoccer.com:

    2003: no games
    2002: 3 played, no starts
    2001: 4 played, no starts
    2000: 5 played, no starts
    1999: 7 played, 6 starts
    1998: 1 played, 1 start

    I can live with that. A diminishing role, and no starts in 4 years.

    He even wore the captain's armband once. Huh.

    His bio says 5'5", so you know he can't be over 5'3".
     
  18. JohnR

    JohnR Member+

    Jun 23, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    dadman repped this.
  19. art

    art Member

    Jul 2, 2000
    Portland OR
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is there any other kind?
     
  20. speedcake

    speedcake Member

    Dec 2, 1999
    Tampa
    Club:
    FC Tampa Bay Rowdies
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    huh?
     
  21. um_chili

    um_chili Member+

    Jun 3, 2002
    Losanjealous
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes. It is the kind known as hard-core pornography. I think there might be some of it available on the internet if you're interested.

    Bigsoccer rules--from ABMOD to porno in less than ten posts!
     
  22. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    I assume art meant that all soft porn is stupid.

    They have monkeys who write better scripts than what appears on Cinemax at 2 am. And you're talking about actors who aren't good enough for non-porn but not, er, blessed enough for hard core. Top it off with directors fresh out of West Hollywood Hack Film School and you have the stupidest film genre known to mankind.

    Still, stupid as it may be, soft porn is great when you can't go to sleep late at night.
     
  23. speedcake

    speedcake Member

    Dec 2, 1999
    Tampa
    Club:
    FC Tampa Bay Rowdies
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I meant the second line as a separate thought.

    an exclamation, not a destinction!
     
  24. Scoey

    Scoey Member

    Oct 1, 1999
    Portland
    I bet Richie Williams has been in a few Skinemax movies. Lots of people have midget fetishes.
     

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