Oh dear, bloody statistics.

[norwaytips]

West Ham have not scored in nine successive away games in the Premiership, or 888 minutes (14 hours 48 minutes) of top flight football on the road since Bobby Zamora netted in the 2-1 defeat at Liverpool on 26 August. Zamora has scored all two of West Ham's away League goals this season. :o

How can we be confident about any game? Time to get your boots and dubbing out Claret. We need you.:)

[claret50]

How can we be confident about any game? Time to get your boots and dubbing out Claret. We need you.:)
I'm ready mate, been by the phone all day! Just give me the ball and I'll set them up or pop 'em in.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y172/claret50/matthews.jpg

[norwaytips]

Ah, the great Sir Stan. Saw him at my second ever West Ham game. We stuffed Blackpool in the cup at UP. 5-0, or 5-1 I think. :confused:

[west_ham]

That guy's got one muscley left leg and one skinny right leg with rickets!!:confused:

[TheMobyDick]

Ah rickets,how i used to enjoy growing up seeing the poor sod with their leg irons on and also the ubiquitous imbertiger.

[Footstomper]

Ah rickets,how i used to enjoy growing up seeing the poor sod with their leg irons on and also the ubiquitous imbertiger.

Ricketts??? How can you reminisce about bloody ricketts? What next? The good old days of polio? The windless wonder of whooping cough? :rolleyes:

[blainehammer]

Ricketts??? How can you reminisce about bloody ricketts? What next? The good old days of polio? The windless wonder of whooping cough? :rolleyes:

Wasn't it leprosy in your day Stomper?

[TheMobyDick]

Ricketts??? How can you reminisce about bloody ricketts? What next? The good old days of polio? The windless wonder of whooping cough? :rolleyes:

Yes I lost my shirt on Iron Lung Investments.Believe it or not whooping cough is making a comeback.

[Footstomper]

Wasn't it leprosy in your day Stomper?

Leprosy by day but something entirely different at night...

[15woodcroft]

[QUOTE=Believe it or not whooping cough is making a comeback.[/QUOTE]

That's fantastic! Do you know if they'll be touring as I loved their first album?

[Footstomper]

That's fantastic! Do you know if they'll be touring as I loved their first album?Weren't they from somewhere in the low countries, Holland or Belgium? I know they spoke Flemish. I'm trying to remember some of their hits

[west_ham]

Y'know I mentioned two legs. One with positive attributes the other with negative.

But, regardless of where you all live now, the British craving of all that is negative and disappointing shines through and victors over all opposing positive points.

That's what makes our nation great. Talking about legs riddled with rickets instead of the muscley leg which made the player great!!:)

[claret50]

Ok, another pic of Sir Stanley, with the wonky leg all fixed up!:)



http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y172/claret50/footballplayer.jpg

[Footstomper]

Weren't they from somewhere in the low countries, Holland or Belgium? I know they spoke Flemish. I'm trying to remember some of their hits

Cant buy me lungs
Close your eyes and I'll atchoo