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Crewbasher
19 Dec 2006, 01:04 PM
Let the debating begin. :D
NER_MCFC
20 Dec 2006, 10:45 AM
Because the Pirate's buddies would help him out. The ninja doesn't have any buddies.
Crewbasher
20 Dec 2006, 12:50 PM
The ninja doesn't need any buddies. :D
edlova
20 Dec 2006, 01:44 PM
Pirates rule
peabrainedidiot
20 Dec 2006, 01:51 PM
Pirates ruleya know where thier buccaneers are?
under thier buccinhats!
:D
works better in audiably rather than in writing:rolleyes:
Chowda
20 Dec 2006, 01:55 PM
Be more specific.
Is the fight on land?
Does the ninja use magic?
Are they in a boxing ring or a cage octagon?
Are they equal sized or equivalent sized based on their heritage?
Are they dudes or chicks?
Are there any financial troubles weighing on one of their minds?
Does the pirate have a hook, a peg, or some odd combination of both?
Does the ninja use a sidekick animal to distract the parrot?
Are swords involved?
What kind of footwear are we talking about?
Is the ninja a real ninja, or is he japanese?
Who's referee'ing this melee?
Are projectiles authorized?
Is the pirate looking for buried treasure or looking for a place to bury one?
Did this ninja play for the ninjas from Baseball Stars on the nes?
These and many other questions need to be addressed before I answer this important question.
edlova
20 Dec 2006, 02:04 PM
You know how much Pirate corn costs?
buck an ear
ngower
20 Dec 2006, 02:08 PM
Ninja, he's got two eyes
patfan1
20 Dec 2006, 02:15 PM
Jack Bauer. :D
peabrainedidiot
20 Dec 2006, 02:17 PM
Jack Bauer.
unless they are teenage mutant ninja turtles, then all bets are off:D
I'm truly stupidier for have read and participated in this thread:o
thank god!:D
Chowda
20 Dec 2006, 02:32 PM
The pirate could toss Sunil farther than the ninja could toss Kennedy.
Just throwing that out there.
ngower
20 Dec 2006, 03:08 PM
Jack Bauer. :D
Well if we're gonna bend the rules.....
http://www.thegreyeagle.com/calendar/Chuck%20Norris.jpg
FuzzyMiss
20 Dec 2006, 03:19 PM
Why are pirates called pirates?
They just arrrrrrrr
peabrainedidiot
20 Dec 2006, 03:21 PM
Why are pirates called pirates?
They just arrrrrrrr
what kind of women do pirates like?
ones with a lot of booty:D
FuzzyMiss
20 Dec 2006, 03:27 PM
There's a pirate sitting at a bar one evening with a hook for a left hand, a wooden leg and a eye patch. A man at the bar can't help but stare and eventually gets up the courage to go and talk to him.
"I can't help but notice you're a pirate" he says.
"Aye, that I am lad, 20 years on the high seas" says the pirate.
The man encouraged then asks "How did you lose your leg?"
"I was boarding an enemy ship one day and I got into a skirmish and they chopped off my leg, and now I have this wooden one" replies the pirate.
"Wow that must've been terrible, how did you lose you hand?" asks the man.
"I was fighting in a bar one night and someone comes at me with a cutlass and cuts my hand off" says the pirate.
"Jeez, that's awful, how did you lose your eye?" asks the man.
"Seagulls" says the pirate
"Seagulls? Did one attack you?" asks the man.
"Nope, it sh*t in my eye, and I wiped it out. Unfortunately I used my left hand...."
Boom Boom. Happy holidays
;) 'Kate'
Chowda
20 Dec 2006, 03:34 PM
Why do people wth ADD like pirate jokes?
To get to the other side.
A pirate walks into a bar. It's a strange looking pirate. The bartender asks him,
"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"
The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"
Crewbasher
20 Dec 2006, 04:33 PM
Be more specific.
Did this ninja play for the ninjas from Baseball Stars on the nes?
He was signed up for them (not much speed, but plenty of prestige) :cool: , but after a couple of poor outings against the Lovely Ladies and American Dreams, he was let go. Still, he's a ninja, which means he retains the [real ultimate] power to flip out and kill people for no particular reason.
Chowda
20 Dec 2006, 04:42 PM
He was signed up for them (not much speed, but plenty of prestige) :cool: , but after a couple of poor outings against the Lovely Ladies and American Dreams, he was let go. Still, he's a ninja, which means he retains the [real ultimate] power to flip out and kill people for no particular reason.
Mega top 5 nes game rep!
Those Dreams were a pain in the ass. No Mike Tyson in MTPO or a Bo Jackson-led LA Raiders in Tecmo Bowl, though.
Definently in the Czechoslovakia from Hockey and Juneau from Bases Loaded tough sports video game opponents discussion.
peabrainedidiot
20 Dec 2006, 07:04 PM
There's a pirate sitting at a bar one evening with a hook for a left hand, a wooden leg and a eye patch. A man at the bar can't help but stare and eventually gets up the courage to go and talk to him.
"I can't help but notice you're a pirate" he says.
"Aye, that I am lad, 20 years on the high seas" says the pirate.
The man encouraged then asks "How did you lose your leg?"
"I was boarding an enemy ship one day and I got into a skirmish and they chopped off my leg, and now I have this wooden one" replies the pirate.
"Wow that must've been terrible, how did you lose you hand?" asks the man.
"I was fighting in a bar one night and someone comes at me with a cutlass and cuts my hand off" says the pirate.
"Jeez, that's awful, how did you lose your eye?" asks the man.
"Seagulls" says the pirate
"Seagulls? Did one attack you?" asks the man.
"Nope, it sh*t in my eye, and I wiped it out. Unfortunately I used my left hand...."
Boom Boom. Happy holidays
;) 'Kate'
I'm hooked on this joke
Chowda
20 Dec 2006, 08:36 PM
I'm hooked on this joke
I had you pegged as a pirate joke aficionarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdo. Aye was right.