NSR/Off Topic #5

[Skizz]

Ah man, It's been too long since I last did Jongleurs! Get pushed outta that sketchy fire-escape and end up in the loch!
I didn't know whether I should mention this with CORR around (lol kidding) but the Southampton Ladies Football Team had their Crimbo do in there while I was down and, ahem, I introduced myself to most of them lol. Before you say most of them are ugly or whatever, I had 30 bottles of Stella (with my lovely Survival card - £1.50 each!) during the comedy club and couldn't see straight from 11pm onwards!

[Skizz]

And also, fume at my correct prediction of Cannavaro being World Player of The Year. What a joke.

[thebigman]

case why diddnt u go two footed in on the piece of turd

[Case]

….and tarnish my Linerker-esque virgin-clean FA record! As he was a mate of my mate I knew it’d all get a bit playground if I started anything like that, especially with this city being as small as it is! Though I did feel the rooney urge to track back and tackle ONLY when that guy had the ball…

bigg, I heard of rating girls by how many beers it’d take for you to find them acceptable, but my god how bad is a 30 Stella :eek: As it goes there’s a decent level of hotness in womens soccer nowadays (compared to how it was), sure there’s some scary sights, but then for every Becks there a Luke Chadwick!!! Was out with a young lady from the Cheatski coaching staff the other night, couldn’t believe that was her job as she’s more WAG material than coach. I thought the recruitment criteria for female staff at Harchester Utd was fictional!

And as for Cannavaro being WPoY, well that must all be in sum1’s head!

[red & wite army]

OMG, Who here hates Nigella Lawson from 'Nigella Bites' (cooking show) as much as I do?!

She was just talking about prunes and said "I take a perverse pleasure in massacreing them."

Then about chocolate cake "The chocolate haunts you from with inside."

"How can I resist the lure of gorgeous cured ham and piles of sumptous smoked sausages?"

WTF is wrong with this idiot woman...she doesn't even use the words in the right places!:o

[Skizz]

I can't stand most chefs. I like Gordon Ramsay for 2 reasons - 1, I ate at his restaurant and it was awesome, and 2, he swears as much as I do! I can acknowledge Jamie Oliver's crusade against shite school dinners, and also accept his range at Sainsbury's, but apart from that, meh.

Most Ipswich fans must rip it out of Delia "COME ON! LET'S BE HAVING YOU!!" Smith lol.

[red & wite army]

Yeah, I had just watched Ramsay before that. I think he's a bit of a tosser, but I think thats what he wants his image to be...its not as if i can say just by waching his programmes. He also seems obsessed with getting that next Michelin star So you went to his restaurant, where, what was it like?

I don't really like the sorta food Jamie Oliver cooks but he adds some great energy to his programmes so they get my attention.

Ainsley is pretty weird but I'll forgive him 'cause of the way he carries on about Arsenal.

Myself, I prefer baking, I don't like working around hot stoves and with oil and all. Infact I made some great mince pies yesterday!:D

Just went to the bottle store earlier to stock up the cabinet for Christmas and WOW, do you find alot of strange people there!:p

Infact for you elders...whats your fav drinks or beers?

I love Millers, they're THE best imo!

[Skizz]

I quite like Fosters with Lime Cordial at the moment. Has a nice zip to it. I have been known to drink every beer apart from that, at a work Christmas party a couple of years ago me and a friend had every drink behind the bar. That was a drunk night. I do quite like some spirits, Southern Comfort with Lime and Lemonade is my preference under that column!

I went to Restaurant Gordon Ramsay a little while ago (3 Michelin stars :D) with my cousin for lunch. It was three courses for £40! I didn't pay though so I scoffed. Despite what appeared to be small portion sizes I was very full at the end! I would go again, if I had the money lol

[red & wite army]

Not tried those. I had a Grolsch beer with my lunch today and it was pretty cr@p compared to Millers...too bitter. I then put the other in the freezer to cool it down while I kicked the ball outside. Turns out that for 'some reason' I didn't kick so well and carried on for 3 hours until I went back inside and later realised the bloody thing had frozen and the cap had popped! That was like a quid I just lost!:D

Got some sorta cherry beer aswell...ended up buying two bottles and found out it was damn pricey.

Buy of the day has to be 24 bottles of Millers and a bottle of Absolute Vanilla.

What was the theme and ambience of Ramsay's restaurant and the food? 40 quid for a 3 course meal at a 'famous' place ain't too bad though. I went to one of the most highly rated restaurants in SA (SA has alot of the most highly rated restaurants believe it or not) and it was pretty rubbish! The food was rubbish and tried to have 'well defined and strong flavours' but in actual fact was just bad! Bloody waste of money that was!:rolleyes:

[kaitster]

Gordon Ramsay = amazing.

[thebigman]

wow, nigella lawson is a super milf

[red & wite army]

I don't care what some1 looks like, if they irritate me as much as she does I'm outta there!
If she talks about food like that can you imagine...nah nevermind, I feel sick already!:o

[Skizz]

What was the theme and ambience of Ramsay's restaurant and the food? 40 quid for a 3 course meal at a 'famous' place ain't too bad though. I went to one of the most highly rated restaurants in SA (SA has alot of the most highly rated restaurants believe it or not) and it was pretty rubbish! The food was rubbish and tried to have 'well defined and strong flavours' but in actual fact was just bad! Bloody waste of money that was!:rolleyes:

It was quite subtle actually, there was a piano in one corner so I assume they have entertainment in the evening. Thing was, my cousin was in his Forest (that's where he was at the time) tracksuit having finished training, and I was in my training tracksuit as well and everybody else was suited and booted! Was quite embarassing. But the starter was the obvious salmon, but it was wrapped around somethin or other and was nice (im not a big salmon fan). There was glazed duck (which tasted amazing, like it had been marinaded for YEARS lol) for main course, and a tarte (loving the "e") for dessert. We went when it first opened, and it was really good, it didn't have any recognition at the time but three Michelin stars later and Ramsay is a big TV star! Not sure if it was it was him cooking tho :(

Slight change of topic, I really am thinking of getting rid of my MVIII's. I taped up my achilles (they both had really bad blisters which are badly bleeding and wore my platinum/red pair for training. They had worn in a lot better but I can't really judge because I was still running around like a div. Problem is, i don't know what boots to get! Damn you Nike, I was so pleased with the previous Mercurials and Vapors and they repay me like THIS!!! :@

[red & wite army]

Oh right...I know which cousin you're talking about actually. Well chances are that Ramsay wasn't cooking...he always seems to have his little 'b!tch' with him that does everything for him short of swearing, talking and shaking a pan!:p

Well ho about just getting MVII's again...considering you liked them so much? Of course you could consider the F30.7, lol. What about some Pumas...I think the V3 is a great option because it has a nice strong synthetic and is light and is similar to the V1?

[Devil500]

Oh right...I know which cousin you're talking about actually. Well chances are that Ramsay wasn't cooking...he always seems to have his little 'b!tch' with him that does everything for him short of swearing, talking and shaking a pan!:p

Well ho about just getting MVII's again...considering you liked them so much? Of course you could consider the F30.7, lol. What about some Pumas...I think the V3 is a great option because it has a nice strong synthetic and is light and is similar to the V1?

K leather v1's hold up long so ! :D

[Skizz]

I was thinking of getting a pair of MVII's again, but I think I need some time off to decide. We've got three weeks off so it's all good, got plenty of time to heal. I'm liking the V3 idea, will have to check out the Puma shop and see what they have there. Cheers for the advice fella!

[red & wite army]

Oh yeah, I just got a refund working through paypal from a shirt I never recieved off ebay...that makes me happy!:D

[Skizz]

Well I put a few of my old shirts on eBay. I had a old Juventus shirt (the days of Kappa) and some guy from Hong Kong bought it but didn't pay for it. How annoying. I'm just about to report him now, he's had six days to contact me and he's bordering on taking the piss.

[red & wite army]

Well I put a few of my old shirts on eBay. I had a old Juventus shirt (the days of Kappa) and some guy from Hong Kong bought it but didn't pay for it. How annoying. I'm just about to report him now, he's had six days to contact me and he's bordering on taking the piss.

Any Arsenal?!

[Devil500]

Any Arsenal?!

Yuck!