View Full Version : More abject suckitude originating from NoCal
ElJefe
02 Aug 2002, 03:06 AM
And the worst thing is that I'm not entirely sure what sucks most about it:
http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3777
But I'll bet You-Know-Who made his underwear sticky at the thought of seeing Another-Who-Know-Who naked.
Well, before she's a star in the latest installment of the Dirty Debutantes series, that is.
GringoTex
02 Aug 2002, 05:24 AM
However, the rules must state they must be 18 and up. 1Brifanatic333 will be 18 by the Final Game of the 2002 season and that would be perfect for the Earthquakes Streak to take place. If they choose to partake in the streak they will be even bigger than Lynne Metaperel.
A quake fan's version of "barely legal teens."
Bill Archer
02 Aug 2002, 11:50 AM
Since it's SJ, I'm thinking more along the lines of "Buttman in San Jose Vol LXVII"
billreeves
02 Aug 2002, 12:15 PM
I honestly don't know where this came from. Some of the San Jose regulars are pretty immature so I would kind of expect this from them, but there's no excuse for this kind of crap. Ah well, another black eye for Quakes fans everywhere. I wish I could wash my hands of it or make it go away. I guess I'll just have to be happy with my team's seven point lead in the standings and 10-0-0 home record.
fiddlestick
02 Aug 2002, 12:30 PM
Tibetan Monks are quietly contemplating:
If a Quakesfan streaks but no one is there to see it, did it really happen?
Topper
02 Aug 2002, 01:41 PM
I gotta hand it to them, they're willing to do just about anything to draw attention to their plight.
I'd show up if Goodsport doused himself/herself with diesel fuel and lit himself/herself on fire. That would be worth flying in to see.
Topper
:D
Eric B
02 Aug 2002, 02:29 PM
25,000 at a Quacks' playoff game?
ruudboy
02 Aug 2002, 02:52 PM
I don't know why you guys are drinkin Hater Aid, but there are a lot of fine mommys that attend Earthquake games, this should be cool if it happens.
NorthGoalGang
02 Aug 2002, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by ruudboy
I don't know why you guys are drinkin Hater Aid...
Thanks for the insight, Mr. Durst.
Anyone who uses this phrase should be shot in the face.
fiddlestick
02 Aug 2002, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
Thanks for the insight, Mr. Durst.
Anyone who uses this phrase should be shot in the face.
So that's what happened to VivaCobi.....
ruudboy
02 Aug 2002, 05:10 PM
Eat a dizzel North Goal, I buck shots in your face, drink it up non player.
Topper
02 Aug 2002, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by ruudboy
Eat a dizzel North Goal, I buck shots in your face, drink it up non player.
roccocek + Garcia + Green Party = ruudboy
ruudboy
02 Aug 2002, 06:08 PM
Enjoy it in your mouth too long ball lover.
fiddlestick
02 Aug 2002, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by ruudboy
Enjoy it in your mouth too long ball lover.
Goce de él en su amante demasiado largo de la bola de la boca.
I ran it through Altavista, strangely, it makes more sense now.
Garcia
02 Aug 2002, 06:29 PM
Man - Penis = Topper
Topper
02 Aug 2002, 07:01 PM
ruudboy + Garcia = bathhouse fantasy
Eric B
02 Aug 2002, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by Topper
Bathhouse Fantasy
Ironically, that's Garcia's porn name...
ruudboy
02 Aug 2002, 07:10 PM
Topper + Dan= Gerbil fanatics
Topper
02 Aug 2002, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by Eric B
Ironically, that's Garcia's porn name...
It was also one of the considerations when the Clash decided to change its name. Irony X 2.
Topper
02 Aug 2002, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by ruudboy
Topper + Dan= Gerbil fanatics
.....and the thread caught fire, crashed, and burned....
....to the delight of all.