More abject suckitude originating from NoCal

[Garcia]

Originally posted by Topper
ruudboy + Garcia = bathhouse fantasy I don't know, but if you posted this, then wouldn't that be your fantasy? Regardless, you suck.

[IBleedTeal]

Originally posted by Eric B
25,000 at a Quacks' playoff game?

Wouldn't the Quacks be your SoCal joke of a hockey team?!

[Wizardscharter]

Originally posted by fiddlestick
Tibetan Monks are quietly contemplating:

If a Quakesfan streaks but no one is there to see it, did it really happen?

Latest news from Tibet: The monks decided. They agreed it would be a "small" subject not worth seeing anyway.

[fiddlestick]

Originally posted by wizardscharter


Latest news from Tibet: The monks decided. They agreed it would be a "small" subject not worth seeing anyway.

Confucius say: He who have needle dick and cottage cheese ass should never show the world how bad Buddha beat them with the ugly stick.

[Eric B]

Originally posted by IBleedTeal


Wouldn't the Quacks be your SoCal joke of a hockey team?!

I'm actually a Kings fan...

[Topper]

Originally posted by IBleedTeal


Wouldn't the Quacks be your SoCal joke of a hockey team?!

Hockey?

Feel free to go the Rivalry Forum at BigHockeyForCompleteDickheadsLikeIBleedTealAfterLicking_ded_boyRamsMyAss.com.

Have fun.

Topper

:D

[IBleedTeal]

Ahh yes, hockey is too violent for the Topper the *********..

[Topper]

I can see why Quakes fans hate you and, after reading your idiotic posts, often muse: "hmmm, maybe cancer does have its place in the world...."

But I feel no such thing, knowing that you and your chin have a special purpose in this world, that being the parking spot for Lalas' sweaty sack.

Topper

:D

[Wizardscharter]

Originally posted by Eric B


I'm actually a Kings fan...

I'm so forgetful...how many Stanley Cups have they won?

What?

The same number as the Sharks? Zero?

Oh.

[Wizardscharter]

Originally posted by Topper
I can see why Quakes fans hate you and, after reading your idiotic posts, often muse: "hmmm, maybe cancer does have its place in the world...."

But I feel no such thing, knowing that you and your chin have a special purpose in this world, that being the parking spot for Lalas' sweaty sack.

Topper

:D

All hail the King...

I wonder what Topper will be like if LA actually wins something meaningful?

[Chris M.]

Originally posted by Topper

But I feel no such thing, knowing that you and your chin have a special purpose in this world, that being the parking spot for Lalas' sweaty sack.

Topper

:D

Christ Almighty!

That is one visual I really didn't need on a Tuesday morning.

[SwissGCZ]

Originally posted by Mike Segroves

Hey everyone!

Topper's got a fanclub!
Maybe now he will let go of Dan's leg.

[fiddlestick]

Originally posted by Mike Segroves



Hey everyone!

Topper's got a sockpuppet!

fixed yer post

[lurch]

"Abject suckitude" is a nice term.

[Topper]

Originally posted by Mike Segroves

Hey everyone!

Topper's got a fanclub!

...and it's only $2.50/month!

[BlueMeanie]

I agree with Jefe and Bill's posts, among others, that the "Streaking" thread was, indeed, abject sucktitude, bordering on the creepy.

But I had locked it before you even started this thread about it, brain surgeon.

There are plenty of active threads in our forum that are fair game, thank you. ;)

And now back to your regularly scheduled exchange of pleasantries.

[ElJefe]

Originally posted by BlueMeanie
I agree with Jefe and Bill's posts, among others, that the "Streaking" thread was, indeed, abject sucktitude, bordering on the creepy.

But I had locked it before you even started this thread about it, brain surgeon.

There are plenty of active threads in our forum that are fair game, thank you. ;)

And now back to your regularly scheduled exchange of pleasantries.
The fact that you locked it is irrelevant. The important thing is that it was even started in the first place.

[BlueMeanie]

Originally posted by Mike Segroves
Dear Wussified San Jose Moderator:

******** Off Bitch™


Sincerely,

Mike Segroves

Immediate Past Moderator, MLS Rivalry
Oh, no. Woe is me.

Swallow a shotgun instead of the usual ************ tonight, please. Or after, if you prefer. Your choice.

[Dan Loney]

Originally posted by BlueMeanie

Oh, no. Woe is me.Indeed!

So how's it hanging, BlueWeenie? Still wanna fight?

EDIT: MODERATOR? You gotta be ********ING KIDDING ME! What, living_ded_boy was overqualified? What forum do you monitor, anyway? Since they took away Forum Jump, I can't seem to find the "Me And My Friends Will Beat You Up" board.

Jesus H. Christ and his see-through hands. Talk about scraping UNDER the bottom of the barrel.

[billreeves]

He's one of the moderators of the San Jose forum, as of a couple of weeks ago.

I'm guessing that the ************ in his response to Segroves was cock -- granted, wittier GaySmack than IBleedTeal has put forth, but still, who would have expected GaySmack from one of my colleagues from San Jose?