Matt Clark
16 Apr 2003, 08:41 AM
A message from the Liverpudlian People's Front to coincide with this, the biggest derby in years ...
Omnium rerum principia parva sunt.
“There are two great teams in Liverpool,
…..Liverpool and Liverpool reserves”
- Bill Shankly
We are The Liverpudlian People’s Front.
We are NOT a political or religious movement; we are a way of life. Although originating in Liverpool our title reflects allegiance rather than geography.
All are welcome. The path to enlightenment can be found by distinguishing between that worthy of praise and that worthy of being cast aside.
THESE WE DEEM TO BE WORTHY OF PRAISE
Liverpool Football Club
Sandy Brown
Milk Cup Final replay 1984
FA Cup Finals of 1986 and 1989
Every other time we’ve beaten the bluenoses
Gary Mac smacking it in from 44 yards
Going to the pub before the game with your stupid bluenose mates
Ian Rush, Steve MacMahon, Steve McManaman, Robbie Fowler, Michael Owen, John Peel, Mike Meyers, Ricky Tomlinson, Elvis Costello, Ian MacCulloch, Ian Broudie, Kirsty Gallagher
Singing ‘we played the Toffees for a laugh and we left them feeling blue’ and then laughing.
‘Amateurs’
Herbs
Saying to a bluenose in the pub ‘you are what you drink and you are a bitter man’
THESE WE DEEM TO BE WORTHY OF BEING CAST ASIDE
Everton Football Club
Having ‘The Toffees’ as a nickname.
Having to stand in The Park End. Unlike every other football ground in the world where you are provided with a raised area so affording a better view of the match, the Park End was 300 ft beneath sea level. A stupid part of a stupid ground.
Derek Hatton, Ed ‘Stewpot’ Stewart, the bloke who played Barry Grant’s little brother, ‘Blue’ out of High Chaparral.
Everton mints
Bribing Hans Segers.
Z Cars
Subbuteo team: Everton
THESE ARE OUR DEMANDS
Da mi basia mille, deinde centum, deinde mille altera, deinde centum
- Liverpool to hammer them on Saturday
- More beer
- A complete and total embargo, under United Nations auspices, of all WOODWORK in an attempt to stem the hoards of bluenoses who’ve suddenly started emerging from it
- More of this lovely weather, it’s doing wonders for the LPF herb garden
- Free, unfettered access by UN Inspectors to their big fat lad, Rooney. There’s something not right there. He may have been created in a lab. Shrek was, after all.
- A shrubbery
THESE ARE OUR QUESTIONS
1) Arrange the letters OWN BRANDYS to give the name of the scorer of a derby wonder goal?
2) What is the name of the ref who QUITE RIGHTLY (morally, if not technically) disallowed a bluenose goal in the 1977 FA Cup Semi Final?
3) When we humiliated them on their own ground with Rushy scoring 4, who scored our other goal?
4) Why are Derbies called Derbies?
5) Two trains are travelling toward each other from two stations exactly 100 miles apart. One train is travelling at 105 mph, the other at 65 mph. If the trains speeds mentioned are average velocities and they both leave their stations at the same time, by how many goals will we bladder the bluenoses on Saturday?
6) Who holds the record for scoring the most goals in Derbies?
7) Why have men got nipples?
This message has been brought to you by the Liverpudlian Peoples Front
To share our views is to be part of the LPF
Everything’s going to be fine. Just fine.
Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur
Omnium rerum principia parva sunt.
“There are two great teams in Liverpool,
…..Liverpool and Liverpool reserves”
- Bill Shankly
We are The Liverpudlian People’s Front.
We are NOT a political or religious movement; we are a way of life. Although originating in Liverpool our title reflects allegiance rather than geography.
All are welcome. The path to enlightenment can be found by distinguishing between that worthy of praise and that worthy of being cast aside.
THESE WE DEEM TO BE WORTHY OF PRAISE
Liverpool Football Club
Sandy Brown
Milk Cup Final replay 1984
FA Cup Finals of 1986 and 1989
Every other time we’ve beaten the bluenoses
Gary Mac smacking it in from 44 yards
Going to the pub before the game with your stupid bluenose mates
Ian Rush, Steve MacMahon, Steve McManaman, Robbie Fowler, Michael Owen, John Peel, Mike Meyers, Ricky Tomlinson, Elvis Costello, Ian MacCulloch, Ian Broudie, Kirsty Gallagher
Singing ‘we played the Toffees for a laugh and we left them feeling blue’ and then laughing.
‘Amateurs’
Herbs
Saying to a bluenose in the pub ‘you are what you drink and you are a bitter man’
THESE WE DEEM TO BE WORTHY OF BEING CAST ASIDE
Everton Football Club
Having ‘The Toffees’ as a nickname.
Having to stand in The Park End. Unlike every other football ground in the world where you are provided with a raised area so affording a better view of the match, the Park End was 300 ft beneath sea level. A stupid part of a stupid ground.
Derek Hatton, Ed ‘Stewpot’ Stewart, the bloke who played Barry Grant’s little brother, ‘Blue’ out of High Chaparral.
Everton mints
Bribing Hans Segers.
Z Cars
Subbuteo team: Everton
THESE ARE OUR DEMANDS
Da mi basia mille, deinde centum, deinde mille altera, deinde centum
- Liverpool to hammer them on Saturday
- More beer
- A complete and total embargo, under United Nations auspices, of all WOODWORK in an attempt to stem the hoards of bluenoses who’ve suddenly started emerging from it
- More of this lovely weather, it’s doing wonders for the LPF herb garden
- Free, unfettered access by UN Inspectors to their big fat lad, Rooney. There’s something not right there. He may have been created in a lab. Shrek was, after all.
- A shrubbery
THESE ARE OUR QUESTIONS
1) Arrange the letters OWN BRANDYS to give the name of the scorer of a derby wonder goal?
2) What is the name of the ref who QUITE RIGHTLY (morally, if not technically) disallowed a bluenose goal in the 1977 FA Cup Semi Final?
3) When we humiliated them on their own ground with Rushy scoring 4, who scored our other goal?
4) Why are Derbies called Derbies?
5) Two trains are travelling toward each other from two stations exactly 100 miles apart. One train is travelling at 105 mph, the other at 65 mph. If the trains speeds mentioned are average velocities and they both leave their stations at the same time, by how many goals will we bladder the bluenoses on Saturday?
6) Who holds the record for scoring the most goals in Derbies?
7) Why have men got nipples?
This message has been brought to you by the Liverpudlian Peoples Front
To share our views is to be part of the LPF
Everything’s going to be fine. Just fine.
Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur