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Smiley321
28 Nov 2006, 12:27 PM
For me, it's easily the Twelve Days of Christmas. It's interminable. By the twelfth day, I want to kill all of the creatures given as presents.
bojendyk
28 Nov 2006, 12:36 PM
The next time John Gibson brings up the supposed war against Christmas, I will note that Paul McCartney fired the opening salvo in said war with "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime." If McCartney attacks us with that abomination, how can the public not expect us to fight back?
yossarian
28 Nov 2006, 12:55 PM
The next time John Gibson brings up the supposed war against Christmas, I will note that Paul McCartney fired the opening salvo in said war with "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime." If McCartney attacks us with that abomination, how can the public not expect us to fight back?
I absolutely agree that song is an abomination. Lennon's foray into the genre is a bit better....but ventures into abomination territory at the end when Yoko takes over the singing.
Claymore
28 Nov 2006, 01:01 PM
Christmas Eve in Washington, no doubt. The lyrics are bad enough, but it's sung by someone who sounds like Glynda, the Good Witch of the East.
My wife loves it. :mad:
obie
28 Nov 2006, 01:02 PM
There's "Grandma Got Run Over...", "Last Christmas" by Wham!, "Santa Baby" by Madonna, the aforementioned McCartney debacle, the entire Mannheim Steamroller oeurve, etc., etc.
It's a lot easier to make a list of good Christmas songs:
The Kinks, "Father Christmas"
Run DMC, "Christmas in Hollis"
Whoever it is that did "Christmas in Jail"
That's it, that's the good list. Everything else is crap.
AndyMead
28 Nov 2006, 01:02 PM
Anything by Reba.
Toon³
28 Nov 2006, 01:07 PM
The Snowman, the red mist decends when I hear it.
Dolemite
28 Nov 2006, 01:08 PM
if you could put an Al Queda operative in a room and loop "Grandma got runover by a reindeer", we wouldn't need Guantanomo. we'd get all the information we need in about an hour and a half.
ThreeApples
28 Nov 2006, 03:53 PM
That one that says there are no rivers in Africa.
IASocFan
28 Nov 2006, 04:28 PM
Anything by the CHIPMUNKS.
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Dominick the Christmas Donkey. It's just wrong.
firstshirt
28 Nov 2006, 04:55 PM
It's a lot easier to make a list of good Christmas songs:
The Kinks, "Father Christmas"
Run DMC, "Christmas in Hollis"
Whoever it is that did "Christmas in Jail"
That's it, that's the good list. Everything else is crap.
you can add Red Peters' "you ain't getting sh!t for christmas" and the classic "holy Sh!t its Christmas"
Pathogen
28 Nov 2006, 05:52 PM
if you could put an Al Queda operative in a room and loop "Grandma got runover by a reindeer", we wouldn't need Guantanomo. we'd get all the information we need in about an hour and a half.
That and "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas". I f88king hate that song!
Footix
28 Nov 2006, 07:17 PM
There's "Grandma Got Run Over...", "Last Christmas" by Wham!, "Santa Baby" by Madonna, the aforementioned McCartney debacle, the entire Mannheim Steamroller oeurve, etc., etc.
It's a lot easier to make a list of good Christmas songs:
The Kinks, "Father Christmas"
Run DMC, "Christmas in Hollis"
Whoever it is that did "Christmas in Jail"
That's it, that's the good list. Everything else is crap.
How can you not have feelings for the greatest NJ/NYC holiday song ever, "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses?
The Double
28 Nov 2006, 07:19 PM
Every Christmas song except Christmas in Hollis is annoying.
BorrachoNJ
28 Nov 2006, 07:23 PM
except Christmas in Hollis
right cuz that never gets played out.:rolleyes:
BorrachoNJ
28 Nov 2006, 07:24 PM
jose feliciano-feliz navidad
"i wanna wish you a merry christmas, i wanna wish you a merry christmas..."
obie
28 Nov 2006, 09:39 PM
How can you not have feelings for the greatest NJ/NYC holiday song ever, "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses?Eh. Thank goodness that Christmas music only takes over three Sirius channels.
I can add other song to the good list: Fairytale of New York. Naturally, any Christmas song with the line "you scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy ************ / Happy Christmas your ass, I pray God it's our last" holds a warm place in my heart.
Ismitje
28 Nov 2006, 11:07 PM
The most annoying? "Reggae Christmas."
I know - it sounds promising.
But it isn't reggae. And it's sung by Hall and Oates. Who sing "We're havin' a reggae Christmas" over and over again.
I haven't seen the video or heard the song since about 1992, but I can't shake it.
<shudder>
nancyb
29 Nov 2006, 08:11 AM
How can you not have feelings for the greatest NJ/NYC holiday song ever, "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses?
I'm with you on that song. That and the Pogues' Fairytale of NY.