Ronaldo, Figo and Roy Keane

[Motterman]

Ronaldo, Luis Figo and Roy Keane are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.

God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."

Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, "what do you believe?"

Ronaldo looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Madrid. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club."

God looks up and offers Ronaldo the seat to his left.

He then turns to Luis Figo , "and you, Luis , what do you believe?" Figo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits."

God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Figo the seat to his right.

Finally, he turns to Roy Keane, "and you, Roy , what do you believe?"

"I believe" says Keano "you're sitting in my seat."

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[OPArsenal]

Originally posted by Motterman
Ronaldo, Luis Figo and Roy Keane are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.

God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."

Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, "what do you believe?"

Ronaldo looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Madrid. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club."

God looks up and offers Ronaldo the seat to his left.

He then turns to Luis Figo , "and you, Luis , what do you believe?" Figo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits."

God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Figo the seat to his right.

Finally, he turns to Roy Keane, "and you, Roy , what do you believe?"

"I believe" says Keano "you're sitting in my seat."

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And this is why I can't stand Keane-o.

Vive le AFC!

OPArsenal

[bc939kdl]

haha, what is your opinion of it motterman?

[sch2383]

I think God would have told Ronaldo and Figo that the *************** section is down the stairs in that really hot room.

[Soccerholic]

I just wish Keano would have played like he was God last Tuesday...

[IASocFan]

Originally posted by Soccerholic
I just wish Keano would have played like he was God last Tuesday...

I didn't see much of him, did he play? ;)

[bc939kdl]

i wish he played like god too. but he most defienetely didn't

[Motterman]

Originally posted by bc939kdl
haha, what is your opinion of it motterman?

I hate to say it, but I think Keano will retire after this season. I hope he doesn't. But I fear that the days of him marauding up and down the pitch are over...

[Soccerholic]

Originally posted by Motterman
I hate to say it, but I think Keano will retire after this season. I hope he doesn't. But I fear that the days of him marauding up and down the pitch are over...

I think Keane will either retire at the end of the season or be converted to a defender.

[bc939kdl]

ya, i hope he becomes a defender. we could use him in the back.