View Full Version : So, we're gonna win the title
haven
15 Oct 2006, 02:34 AM
Why, you might ask? After all, Chelski, with their absurdly ridiculous annoying depth are on the pace. And Thierry Henry is a super duper fantastic player. What the hell ever.
Cristiano Ronaldo is the best player in England. Easily. He's silky. He dribbles better than the 3,492 best English schoolboys combined. John Terry..ermm..,kind of sucks. He's great, if you want defender who scores a goal when it's meaningless. Also, I must say that Ashley Cole is very awesome, except for the fact that he's not very good except for his speed.
We have Ronaldo. He's the best player in the universe at playing football. Then we've got Rooney, when he bothers to screw his head on the right direction. Then we've got Ferdinand, who's the only defender who can cope with either one of them, when he bothers.
We're better then Chelsea, because they're a bunch of overpriced, boring nitwiits. We're better than Arsenal, because they're a shoestring, cheap, patched-up club. We're better than Liverpool because...errm....Peter Crouch is their best goal scorer.
So, compared to everyone else, we kick ass. Dare to defy me.
Drench
15 Oct 2006, 05:14 AM
You can win the title providing you avoid injuries and carry on playing to this consistent level you have displayed this season. I don't think Liverpool will be anywhere near you what with their current form, it's Arsenal and Chelsea you have to be wary of, Arsenal have already beaten you lot this season. Which kick-started their season.
Charleysurf
15 Oct 2006, 05:14 AM
You been drinking?
We COULD win the title. But a thread title like this is bad karma ahead of a major test for us against Liverpool. If we lose that then it will put a serious dent in our ambitions.
Rakim_22
15 Oct 2006, 09:49 AM
5 Stars!
The Jitty Slitter
15 Oct 2006, 09:50 AM
ronaldo is not even as good as robben.
you might want to wait at least till after christmas for this guff.
Uniteder
15 Oct 2006, 09:55 AM
ronaldo is not even as good as robben.
you might want to wait at least till after christmas for this guff.
agreed, get a grip its not even Novemeber yet :rolleyes:
The Jitty Slitter
15 Oct 2006, 10:02 AM
agreed, get a grip its not even Novemeber yet :rolleyes:
Most people get over excited about short runs of results.
Haven seems to have forgotten that except for the 6 or so games prior to yesterday, ronaldo hasn't even been the best player at United.
Uniteder
15 Oct 2006, 10:07 AM
Most people get over excited about short runs of results.
Haven seems to have forgotten that except for the 6 or so games prior to yesterday, ronaldo hasn't even been the best player at United.
United fans should know more than anyone not to celebrate to early, we've done it before and we have lost a fair few times.
The Jitty Slitter
15 Oct 2006, 10:11 AM
United fans should know more than anyone not to celebrate to early, we've done it before and we have lost a fair few times.
i am still living with the horror of 2002-3 :D
johno
15 Oct 2006, 10:24 AM
Most people get over excited about short runs of results.
Haven seems to have forgotten that except for the 6 or so games prior to yesterday, ronaldo hasn't even been the best player at United.
Boy, you guys surely took the bait! Good job. You're just as clueless as you appear to be.
Lancashire Lad
15 Oct 2006, 10:45 AM
Cristiano Ronaldo is the best player in England. Easily. He's silky.
It pains me to say this but Ronaldo isnt the best player in England. Terry Henry is best player in England, one of the best in the world.
Numquam Moribimur
15 Oct 2006, 11:01 AM
We shall not, we shall not be moved,
We shall not, we shall not be moved,
Just like the team, that's gonna win the Football League (again!)
We shall not be moved.
:D :D
The Jitty Slitter
15 Oct 2006, 11:05 AM
Boy, you guys surely took the bait! Good job. You're just as clueless as you appear to be.
johno calling people clueless.
hilarious.
the man usually seen staggering out of the chelsea forum with a bleeding arsehole
Invincible
15 Oct 2006, 01:03 PM
Now who gave this less than 5 stars? As Johno said, you took the bait. The guy's havin some fun and you all pop in with your college thesis replies. "Well according to the dynamic equilibirum of the English Premier Football league, it is too early to celebrate" BE QUIET and lighten up.
Achtung
15 Oct 2006, 01:31 PM
You people and your "realism". Come on, haven is a true United fan just tellin' it like it is... git 'r done, haven!!!
The ass-kicking level of our club is exuberantly high. Why? Cause this guy said so:
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061014/capt.64fa853385fd4090a43590d7db3965c1.britain_soccer_th802.jpg
Think about it. If you ran into Nemanja Vidic and he said something to you making that expression, would you tell him he was wrong? If you would, you'd damn well better have awesomeness insurance written into your healthcare plan.
And just remember, folks, there's only one Ronaldo and he isn't fat with bad teeth and a bad haircut. Like haven said... "silky". Silk... comes from China. But Ronaldo... not Chinese. No, he's Portuguese. And you know what they like to do with the ball. (Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?)
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061001/capt.cae3c628a4ce4417ba446c0309cb43b8.britain_soccer_mjs806.jpg
The Jitty Slitter
15 Oct 2006, 01:40 PM
And just remember, folks, there's only one Ronaldo and he isn't fat with bad teeth and a bad haircut.
yeah - he's the one in the eye shadow :D
Invincible
15 Oct 2006, 01:42 PM
yeah - he's the one in the eye shadow :D
So you an Anal or Chavsinski fan or what.
The Jitty Slitter
15 Oct 2006, 01:45 PM
So you an Anal or Chavsinski fan or what.
Is this how you chat up all the boys?
Invincible
15 Oct 2006, 01:47 PM
Is this how you chat up all the boys?
Nah only the easy ones like yourself.
The Jitty Slitter
15 Oct 2006, 01:52 PM
zip up the flys lads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs1_iTRh68U