NRC: Monty's Excellent Milan Adventure

[ToMhIlL]

Or "Monty's Avventura eccellente de Milano"

OK, we all know our Peerless Leader has a busy week ahead. In between the trip to Cow-town and seeing the Revs spank FC New Jersey Sugar Water he's off to Milan. He says he is going for work, but we all know he'll just find some fashionistas hanging out at some trendy nighclub where they only allow you in if you have really pointed shoes and tiny, square glasses...

I was thinking that these helpful phrases will come in handy when he's mingling with the locals... (go to babelfish if you need help :D )

At the nightclub:
Il tuo seni sono come melone Toscani

Desiderate vedere il mio sigaro? È molto grande!

È indiano, non cuban.

Non Tonto, l'altro tipo di indiano

Posso comprarlo una bevanda?

Potete avere qualche cosa ma PBR

At the "bar della calcio":

Siete un fanatic de Milano?

Mi non renda la risata!

Quanti giochi dovete vincere per realizzare 0 punti?

Perchè i vostri giocatori di calcio si tuffano così tanto?

Quanto costa per comprare un arbitro?

[Chowda]

Probably needs a NRC or moved to the supporters forum.

If Monty ever goes to Marseilles, he might want to use the pick-up line I was using there in '02:

"Pepe La Pew"


Worked like a charm.:)

[patfan1]

Probably needs a NRC or moved to the supporters forum.

If Monty ever goes to Marseilles, he might want to use the pick-up line I was using there in '02:

"Pepe La Pew"


Worked like a charm.:)
You guys are just cruel people. What have I ever done to deserve this? :p

[Chowda]

You guys are just cruel people. What have I ever done to deserve this? :p
I wasn't joking. "Pepe La Pew" did work!

Although, I think I could have told her that all french women are ugly whore. The cards were stacked in my favor that night.

[Jayfil]

Non Tonto, l'altro tipo di indiano


*bwahahahaha*

"Dovete spargere la reputazione intorno prima di darla a ToMhIlL ancora."

[ToMhIlL]

You guys are just cruel people. What have I ever done to deserve this? :pC'mon, you of all people know I have a way with knowing exactly what to say, even if it's a language I can't really speak. :eek: Trust me on this one... it works!

Schweinsaxen!

[patfan1]

Quanto costa per comprare un arbitro?
I could see myself asking this though ... :D

[ngower]

I expect pics of as many Milan fans and the San Siro as you can get.....*busts out Milan gear*

Is it sad that I almost have as much Milan stuff as I do for the Revs:D

EDIT: I'm at about a 2:1 ratio of Revs to Milan gear, so it's not as bad as I thought

[edlova]

Is it sad that I almost have as much Milan stuff as I do for the Revs:D

EDIT: I'm at about a 2:1 ratio of Revs to Milan gear, so it's not as bad as I thought
2005 Champions League Final

[Chowda]

Is it sad that I almost have as much Milan stuff as I do for the Revs:D

Dear God, why?

Did the fascinating "Milan Weekly" show on FSC win you over?:)

[edlova]

Did the fascinating "Milan Weekly" show on FSC win you over?:)
hahaha

[Chowda]

hahaha
What's so funny?

I'm just glad Bagdad Bob is back writing propaganda. Also, the music selection is top notch.:)

[ngower]

No, I just liked Milan cause the passion, the history, the devil;) , and mostly because when I got into them they had Shevchenko, Cafu, Nesta, Rivaldo, Rui Costa, Pirlo, Stam, Maldini etc. There are so many great players on Milan and they're easily the most excitng team to watch in Italy, one of the more fun to watch in the world. I like New England, I like Tottenham, I like Milan, that's it. I'll root for a team if they're on TV, but those three are the only teams I'll ever spend money on (was at that Chelsea Milan game a while back too)

[Chowda]

No, I just liked Milan cause the passion, the history, the devil;) , and mostly because when I got into them they had Shevchenko, Cafu, Nesta, Rivaldo, Rui Costa, Pirlo, Stam, Maldini etc. There are so many great players on Milan and they're easily the most excitng team to watch in Italy, one of the more fun to watch in the world. I like New England, I like Tottenham, I like Milan, that's it. I'll root for a team if they're on TV, but those three are the only teams I'll ever spend money on (was at that Chelsea Milan game a while back too)
There was a brief period last spring where I wasn't repulsed by them. They stuck it to some german team who showed no heart in the CL quarter-finals.

I used to hate them when I would catch games sunday mornings on RAI when I was in Jr. High School. They were the best team and I never liked their "dutch" players.

I'm really pissed they were let into the CL this year. After they got the easiest draw, I started questioning the concepts of justice and fairness.

[ngower]

I'm really pissed they were let into the CL this year. After they got the easiest draw, I started questioning the concepts of justice and fairness.

Siamo qui Rossonerri:cool:

Did you forget their symbol? That's right, they sold their soul to get into the Champion's League.

[Colonel Lingus]

I wasn't joking. "Pepe La Pew" did work!

Although, I think I could have told her that all french women are ugly whore. The cards were stacked in my favor that night.

You can say what you want about the French but they did sink the Rainbow Warrior.:)

[firstshirt]

Probably needs a NRC or moved to the supporters forum.

If Monty ever goes to Marseilles, he might want to use the pick-up line I was using there in '02:

"Pepe La Pew"


Worked like a charm.:)
he may be better off with "combien"

[SirFozzie]

Monty, if you see some AC Milan fans, congratulate them heartily in their native language about making the Group Stages to earn major brownie points.

How you should say it: "Milan Vaffanculo!"

[ngower]

OH SNAP, making fun of Milan fans are we....

Come on, it's not like they got into the CL and then got an easy group....oh wait, never mind:D

[Chowda]

OH SNAP, making fun of Milan fans are we....

Come on, it's not like they got into the CL and then got an easy group....oh wait, never mind:D
A bunch of the Rider girls say "Oh Snap".