EvilRick’s Mexico City weekly report [NSR]

[EvilRick]

After 2 and ½ weeks of hitchhiking through Baja California, I finally arrived In Mexico City last Friday. Saturday night I was treated to a night around town by friendly natives.

Saturday:

If you know me, you must be wondering how long did it take me to hit the nearest Strip joint. Answer: 45 min.

We cruised Insurgentes Avenue to find a ************ load of crazy mother running through Traffic handing out cards to titty bars. We picked one up and took us to a place called Queens. I was told to pretend I did not speak Spanish so that we would get the royal treatment and WE DID! This joint had about 30 girls, most were 11’s and a few 9‘s. The prices were Obscene. I order one Corona JGL draft and was charged $98 pesos. If you wanted to treat a girl, her drink would cost you $180 pesos and lap dances ranged from $400 pesos to $1200.

We left that joint an hour later only to get approached by another hustler who took as to another joint called Cadillac. This placed featured girls from the now deceased “Club Titanium” found lots of Slavic whores in this place, most where 8‘s to my taste and all Other local girls where definitely 10’s.

After a couple of hours of living la Vida loca, we left for garibaldi and sang rancheras for a good while. We then headed for the skunky parts of town in Ciudad Neza where we found a joint called “The Premium” Most girls where 7’s but their cool attitudes upgraded them to a 9nish status. Got hammered in this joint, got Lost of lap dances and ended up with a girl named Erica, who took me home and Everything else from that point got “Personal”

Sunday:

Woke up (with a killer hung over) to the smell of Huevos con Chorizo and pan de dulce cooked by Erica her self. After leaving her place I discovered I had no change so cool Erica lent me enough to make it home. I made my way to Pantitlan where I took el Metro to go home. There are over 20 million people in Mexico City and I think I saw them all trying to squeeze them selves into one train, so I thought “********** this” I’m taking a pinche pezero. Got into one and was warmly greeted by everyone in it (it was nice to see that lots of people in this town still know the value of good manners)

Before I got home, I was intercepted by my cousins near Zaragoza. They were holding tickets to Cruz Azul Vs Pumas. So I went back to Colonia Caracol where Erica Lives to hand a personal invitation. She turned out to be Americanista (GOD DAMN)

After witnessing Carlos Cacho Clavarle dos a los Cachorros, we made our way to holly ground, yes; we made our way to ESTADIO AZTECA. And there I was. Standing before El Coloso de Santa Ursula where I witness a pathetic game between America and Monterrey. I tell you, it’s no wonder Televisa wants Cruz Azul back in el Coloso. The place was quite empty and the America porra quite pathetic. My favorite part came At the end when Blanco got expelled, he looked at the crowed and made that familiar sign of “Chinga tu ma…” the people answered back with the classic “Cuuuleerooo… Cuuuleerooo” In our way out through the tunnels we run into some hooligans who had taken the aluminum urinals out of the bathrooms and took them out on their backs (maybe they though they were the re-incarnation of El Pipila, but could not find a pinche Loza) The rest of the evening is kind of a blurb because of too many Cubas Chavas y Chelas.

[sidspaceman]

Welcome back EvilRick, glad to see that you had a good time. :)

[Aguilas Del America]

Gangsta $h!t
Welcome Back

[Various Styles]

I order one Corona JGL draft and was charged $98 pesos

Ws this Mexican, Colombian or Paraguyan beer :D

[Mario]

spanish maybe! geez evilrick maybe it was a bad move to fake dont speak spanish!! they charged you as a gringo!!!! that always happens down here too!!!

[LMvCP]

been to a couple of those tiddy bars. not bad...but also not worth it

Is the Closet still around?...i havent been there in a long time... but when i went....fine azs women and cheap. One thing I like about the tiddy bars in Mexico is the round up. THe round up is cool as hell.. Its like the home shopping network but in your lap.

just wondering if its still open.. maybe we can shoot the shyt there....

[Don Boppero 3000]

Ain't nothing wrong with the titty bar that's for sure!

[michael greene]

Originally posted by EvilRick

Woke up (with a killer hung over) to the smell of Huevos con Chorizo and pan de dulce cooked by Erica her self. After leaving her place I discovered I had no change so cool Erica lent me enough to make it home.

I'll be the one to tell you; she "lent" you the money from your own wallet, amigo...... :)

[EvilRick]

Originally posted by rdl674
Is the Closet still around

I don't know Is it anywhere near Neza or Insurgentes?
I recall Queens, Cadillac, Ladies, The men's club Sensual and El Primium but rest asured I will find out.

[EvilRick]

Originally posted by Mario
spanish maybe! geez evilrick maybe it was a bad move to fake dont speak spanish!!

You bet It was! I got all the hustle while my cousins got to enjoy tits and ass without presure.

[EvilRick]

Originally posted by michael greene
I'll be the one to tell you; she "lent" you the money from your own wallet, amigo...... :)

Wallet check in the morning is a must!
And it was all there :)

[EvilRick]

Babe Report

I have been so impressed with the quality of babes in el D.F. That I feel It is my duty to report about it to the BS community.

Looks like tight waists, tight little bottoms, firm cleavage and Long hair is in. I would rate the standard to a 7.5 in a 1 to 10 table, but if I you allow me to be a little biased, I’ll give them a 9 just for the “Sangre Morena” factor.

Gueras are a commodity, Morenas are of course the standard and Negritas y mulatas for those who want a different spice.

I’ve spent the last two weeks from Rebenton to Rebenton and met dozens Of babes. As always, there are a few rotten apples and conceded Bitches, but that is just a minority. I have noticed that a girl in Mexico unlike her U.S. counterpart, dresses to KILL because she considers it her duty to please Her Man and others do it to “Catch” a man. Women are fully aware of their sexual power and don’t hesitate to use it, however that doesn’t mean they all put out right away.

Another nice surprise is how the new generations seem to understand a guy’s need For a little variety on the menu. Last night I headed to a titty bar…err, “table bar” And the other guys I went along with got the following instructions form their
Girls:

1- You can watch
2- You can touch
3- And unless we are talking Nenil Conde or Lorena Herrera, You can’t **********. :D

I’m also happy to report that most women are very considerate of a guy’s financial Situation. It’s a given they all expect and demand to be pampered, but place no Objection at going out to a regular Vips or the local sidewalk stand for Tacos de Suadero I took “Carla” out to the movies on Friday and she gave me tips on where we should go on a budget. On contrast, most girls in the bay area would expect no less than the “Fermont”, and demand Champagne or would not bother with a poor devil.

Last but not least, they like to go to futbol games and when watching from home, they’ll Even prepare “Botana” for you and can some times be converted to the team of your choice.

[Don Boppero 3000]

Wait, I've been told stories by many that D.F is a wild place and that crime is outta control, but those stories seem to come from people who have never been their. So I take it that you would recommend that I head their. I'd like to go by myself.

[fdp]

Originally posted by EvilRick
Babe Report

I have been so impressed with the quality of babes in el D.F. That I feel It is my duty to report about it to the BS community.

Looks like tight waists, tight little bottoms, firm cleavage and Long hair is in. I would rate the standard to a 7.5 in a 1 to 10 table, but if I you allow me to be a little biased, I’ll give them a 9 just for the “Sangre Morena” factor....

Send us some pics of these cuties!

:D

[fdp]

Originally posted by bopper78
Wait, I've been told stories by many that D.F is a wild place and that crime is outta control, but those stories seem to come from people who have never been their. So I take it that you would recommend that I head their. I'd like to go by myself.

Whenever I go to D.F., I always remeber to put my wallet in my front pocket, take off my watch and any jewelry I may have and put them in my pockets. Never travel alone.

Iv'e never had any serious problems thank God. This may have to do with the fact that I am almost always sightseeing with a local and they probably know which neighborhood to stay out of.

Only close call was once my cousin and I were on a micro-bus and the driver was about to pick up a new passenger when he noticed that the dude was hidining a sharp metal object on his side. The driver speed away before the passenger could get on. We saw the object as we speed away. Lucky for the dude, or else I would have had to break out my "Tiger style" martial arts that I learned from watching "Black Belt Theatre" every weekend as a kid, but that is another story.

A tourist that is not naive when traveling in D.F. should be fine.

[LMvCP]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by EvilRick QUOTE]
Babe Report

I have been so impressed with the quality of babes in el D.F. That I feel It is my duty to report about it to the BS community.

Looks like tight waists, tight little bottoms, firm cleavage and Long hair is in. I would rate the standard to a 7.5 in a 1 to 10 table, but if I you allow me to be a little biased, I’ll give them a 9 just for the “Sangre Morena” factor.

whats sections are you visiting frequantly? Bosques? Santa Fe?

Gueras are a commodity, Morenas are of course the standard and Negritas y mulatas for those who want a different spice.

I prefer güeritas or bronzadas

I’ve spent the last two weeks from Rebenton to Rebenton and met dozens Of babes. As always, there are a few rotten apples and conceded Bitches, but that is just a minority. I have noticed that a girl in Mexico unlike her U.S. counterpart, dresses to KILL because she considers it her duty to please Her Man and others do it to “Catch” a man. Women are fully aware of their sexual power and don’t hesitate to use it, however that doesn’t mean they all put out right away.

I could have told you that bro :D Is this your first time living in Mexico or have you lived in Mexico before?

Most of Latin America as well as Europeans dress appropiately. Doesnt matter if they are going to the supermarket or school or whatever. And money doesnt really have much to do with it.. even if you are not well off, you will still put your best casual or formal attire on for the day.

What I love about the Mexican women is that during the courtship, she is willing to turn the cheek as long as you are discrete about it. SHe understands that we need the action. But once the courtship ends and are comitted to one another...you will feel the wrath if you are cuaght. Because its an insult to her and peers will think that she cant please her man.

My mom always knew that i was seeing other women when i had girlfriends.. and of course she didnt like it... but she said she understood..but when the time came of me getting married... she said she wouldnt hide it from my wife.

Another nice surprise is how the new generations seem to understand a guy’s need For a little variety on the menu.

Thats always been like that. You will have girls tell you, I wont give it up until I am married, and you can have your fun, but dont make an ass out of me... do it in the alleys.

Another thing... they dont put up with verbal abuse. The first time you call them "b1tch" or something like that... its over. I have heard my mother and numerous of aunts say that when a lady allows for her boyfriend to disrespect her like that..the respect is lost and you can bet it will get worst when they are married..

Of course there are always exception... but culturally as a whole... that is the rule of thumb.

Last night I headed to a titty bar…err, “table bar” And the other guys I went along with got the following instructions form their
Girls:

1- You can watch
2- You can touch
3- And unless we are talking Nenil Conde or Lorena Herrera, You can’t **********.


Damnnn dude! dont you get tired of tabols?
:P

[EvilRick]

Originally posted by bopper78
Wait, I've been told stories by many that D.F is a wild place and that crime is outta control

Yes, crime is a problem, but you can eliminate a lot of hazards simply by exercising "sentido comun" that is, always look around, never go to the ifi areas, don't flash your money like you're Bill Gates and if you are going out late at night get your own car.

[EvilRick]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by rdl674


whats sections are you visiting frequantly? Bosques? Santa Fe?

Santa Fe, Lomas, Tepepan, Quajimalpa, Federal, you name it.

I prefer güeritas or bronzadas

I've had my fill of güeritas, so I go for Bronzeadas.

I could have told you that bro :D Is this your first time living in Mexico or have you lived in Mexico before?

I lived in el D.F. until the age of 12. I wasn't totaly into girls at that age.


What I love about the Mexican women is that during the courtship, she is willing to turn the cheek as long as you are discrete about it. SHe understands that we need the action. But once the courtship ends and are comitted to one another...you will feel the wrath if you are cuaght.


No sh!t!!!

I have also seen guys having to put up with "Chaperones" during courtship :D (it sucks)


Damnnn dude! dont you get tired of tabols?
:P

Not as long as I can take home good quality tale.

[EvilRick]

Next week's report will cover the darker sides to Mexico city. I'll be taking a ride with I corrupt cop to find out how La Chota works.

[LMvCP]

Originally posted by EvilRick

Santa Fe, Lomas, Tepepan, Quajimalpa, Federal, you name it.

from the looks of it, its seems you just like to visit montes de tapachula :D

I've had my fill of güeritas, so I go for Bronzeadas.

i like nice tans myself. i dont like them that white where you see thier veins

I lived in el D.F. until the age of 12. I wasn't totaly into girls at that age.

WHATTTT??

No sh!t!!!

I have also seen guys having to put up with "Chaperones" during courtship :D (it sucks)

Talk to my pops about it. My dad met my mom his 2nd or 3rd semester of college. My mom lived about an hour away of DF. So the first year or so, my dad was only allowed to see my mom on the weekends.. and when they went out to eat or to the movies... my pops had to pay for my mom, my mom's older sister and brother. BAck at home before sunset. After a while, one of my mom's uncles would let my dad stay at his house. The only time my mom was allowed to go see my father in Mexico City was at his graduation ceremony. After my dad graduated he got a job in San Fran..so they were already enganged.. at that time they had to go to Houston to take care of all the visas and such.. so naturally my mom and her mom (my grandmother) flew to Houston to get married at the courts to arrange the papers.. well when they were married legally... my dad asked my mom if she wanted to eat... my grandmother said no... so my mom and grandmom flew back to Mexico and my dad flew to San Fran...my dad had to wait another 2 months until the wedding.

Thats tough...

Not as long as I can take home good quality tale.

You need to established some friends with benefits and have the taboleras as back up just in case you max out your p*ssy supply