Death to Dallas: The Chicago Invasion

[HalaMadrid]

Leg 2 of the Brimstone is coming on the 10th.

We'll show up, get tanked, outcheer you, thrash you 5-0 and bring our cup back home as we run out on the field to present it and celebrate with the team.

Then we'll burn the place down for good measure. Deal? Deal.

Suckers.

[ElJefe]

Originally posted by HalaMadrid
Leg 2 of the Brimstone is coming on the 10th.

We'll show up, get tanked, outcheer you, thrash you 5-0 and bring our cup back home as we run out on the field to present it and celebrate with the team.

Then we'll burn the place down for good measure. Deal? Deal.

Suckers.
Pretty loud talk coming from a fan of the team that have the Burn's bitches in the Cotton Bowl since 1999.

Prepare to bend and submit. We did you in your little junior college stadium and we're going to do you in The House That Doak Built. You dopes are going to be dead silent in the second half when the Burn are slapping the Fire around worse than Ike slapped Tina around.

And to drive the point home that you Fire fans will be in Hell, the game is at three in the afternoon in Dallas in August. It'll be a balmy 100 degrees at kickoff. Enjoy.

And oh yeah, you should know better than to float this crap over here. I'm moving it to Rivalries.

[Northside Rovers]

Umm yeah.

I'm not too worried about a team that would be in last place in the Western Conference. Now I see why you guys begged to be moved to the East so you could play with your butt punching buddies DC and the Revs.

We punked you on your own little ping-pong field in Crapperville IL and we'll do the same down here.

There are 3 things I am concerned about though:

1. Will you be able to handle beer served inside a stadium or will you end up acting like a 15 year old drinking his first 6 pack of Bud?
2. Will Ante end up in a slap-fest with the girl who sings the national anthem?
3. Will the Fire remember to bring their cleats? We play on grass down here.

One more piece of advice, leave Hristo at home. The National Weather Service has been issuing heat advisories for the elderly.

[Northside Rovers]

Oh, one more thing. If you do decide to wheel Hristo down for the game, at least try and remember to bring a jersey for him.

You know how cranky he can get.

[Pyro]

Did Ariel leave his dresses at the Cotton Bowl or did he bring them to San Jose?

There were unconfirmed reports that Jason wanted them.

FIRE 3 - Dallas 1

[HalaMadrid]

Originally posted by ElJefe
And oh yeah, you should know better than to float this crap over here. I'm moving it to Rivalries. Dustin:

Eat Me.

Sincerely,
Brandon Pollard's Donut

[HalaMadrid]

Originally posted by Northside Rovers
1. Will you be able to handle beer served inside a stadium or will you end up acting like a 15 year old drinking his first 6 pack of Bud?Most of us don't drink during the matches anyhow.

No, really.

No. Really.

I think we'll be excorcising the ghost of Lubos Kubik come the 10th. Plus, it's not like we've lost EVERY game in Dallas...

Fortunately.

Hey, at least let us fool ourselves into some confidence, eh? We'll probably just end up going home with a belly full of BBQ and a red ass to match our red faces, but damn it it doesn't make us hate you less.

Death to Dallas anyway.

[Northside Rovers]

Originally posted by Pyro
Did Ariel leave his dresses at the Cotton Bowl or did he bring them to San Jose?

I don't know about any dresses.

I do know he took his "Fire-Killer-Goal-Scoring-Boots" with him. But you probably already figured that out.

[Eric B]

Originally posted by NortGoalGang
When two retards fight, everybody wins.

[Chris M.]

Originally posted by Northside Rovers
Umm yeah.

I'm not too worried about a team that would be in last place in the Western Conference.

Sorry, we were too busy stocking your national team.

[Northside Rovers]

Originally posted by Chris M.
Sorry, we were too busy stocking your national team.

And Kovalenko is busy trying to take them out.

[gofire2001]

************ you Dallas.

[Northside Rovers]

Originally posted by gofire2001
************ you Dallas.

Another eloquent point made by a Phire fan.

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by Eric B
My Retard Quote

I'm going to start collecting royalties.

[SwissGCZ]

Originally posted by gofire2001
************ you Dallas.
Please shut your mug.


Sincerely,

Peter Wilt

[Viking64]

Originally posted by Pyro
Did Ariel leave his dresses at the Cotton Bowl or did he bring them to San Jose?

There were unconfirmed reports that Jason wanted them.

FIRE 3 - Dallas 1

Here, let me fix that for you

DALLAS BURN 3







Goons 1

There. That should do it.

[HalaMadrid]

You Dallas fans don't go spooging all over the Brimstone yet (though it may be too late based on that mass of flesh/Brimstone/Veronica orgy going on yesterday)....though you seem to insist you've won it, this quite overlooks the fact that there's a little something called the Playoffs coming up...

On a side note, damn, those Burn fans don't miss too many 72 oz steak specials do they?

[Chamo]

It is too bad none of you Fire fans could make it down for the game. Your team played really well ;)

La furia rojinegra

[Chris M.]

Watched on TV.

The 60th Minute was just precious.

"Um, Veronica, um you may have noticed that a lot of us are really pasty white from sitting behind our monitors whacking over your picture and all, but we came out into the sun light today, um, because we really want you to have this um, t-shirt . . . could you try it on maybe, um or send us all a jpeg . . . you're really the best Veronica."

Nice job fellas. Maybe next time you can confer an honorary degree upon her from Grassy Knoll Community College.

[Northside Rovers]

Originally posted by HalaMadrid
You Dallas fans don't go spooging all over the Brimstone yet...though you seem to insist you've won it, this quite overlooks the fact that there's a little something called the Playoffs coming up...

You guys are in the 7th place with 7 games to go so you haven't exactly locked up a bid. Again - your team is 4 points behind the last place team in the Western conference so the only people you guys scare are the mini-van driving moms in Craperville.

Originally posted by HalaMadrid
On a side note, damn, those Burn fans don't miss too many 72 oz steak specials do they?

It's not so much the steak as it is the mexican food and the abundant quantities of beer that eating it inspires. But we've been doing a little too much celebrating since we've outscored you 6-2 this year.

You want to meet us in the playoffs, that's fine. But you're going to have to move up a spot or two.