Something you would never see in America...

[mellon002]

http://www.leedsunited.com/page/NewsroomDetail/0,,10273~884019,00.html

Ken Bates comment at the bottom of the page

Meanwhile, Leeds chairman Ken Bates said: "I haven't laughed so much since Ma caught her tits in the mangle."

Amazing.

[white riot]

Classless affair, you'd have thought with all their "hard earned" cash Chelsea could afford to set up their own Youth Acadamy, but still it's no surprise to see them plumbing the depths once again, it'll be a great day for English football when the Russian finally pisses off.

Has there been a more boorish club in the history of English football then the present day Chelsea with their skinhead, gobshite manager and the It girl support, they make the Utd side of the nineties look dignified.

Hilariously, Chelsea have gone crying to the FA because Bates apparently refered to their board as a "bunch of shysters from Syberia," surely that's putting it nicely.

[in da soup]

Classless affair, you'd have thought with all their "hard earned" cash Chelsea could afford to set up their own Youth Acadamy, but still it's no surprise to see them plumbing the depths once again, it'll be a great day for English football when the Russian finally pisses off.

Has there been a more boorish club in the history of English football then the present day Chelsea with their skinhead, gobshite manager and the It girl support, they make the Utd side of the nineties look dignified.

Hilariously, Chelsea have gone crying to the FA because Bates apparently refered to their board as a "bunch of shysters from Syberia," surely that's putting it nicely.

elland road half full today.

[leeds fan]

I haven't laughed so much since Ma caught her tits in the mangle."

what does that actually mean?

[white riot]

elland road half full today.

What's it to you?

[RichardL]

I haven't laughed so much since Ma caught her tits in the mangle."

what does that actually mean?

You'll have to seek out "Derek & Clive Get the Horn" (Peter Cook & Dudley Moore's car crash of an improvised comedy tape).

It contained the song......

DEREK:
(plays piano and sings:)

As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house on fire
There was man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window
To the crowd that was gathered there below
For he was so afraid

Jump! You f***er, jump!
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his f***ing neck -
There was no blanket

Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
Fi-i-ilthy f***ers

Ahhhrrrr-soles

[in da soup]

What's it to you?

elland road was half full.

[white riot]

You'll have to seek out "Derek & Clive Get the Horn" (Peter Cook & Dudley Moore's car crash of an improvised comedy tape).

It contained the song......

DEREK:
(plays piano and sings:)

As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house on fire
There was man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window
To the crowd that was gathered there below
For he was so afraid

Jump! You f***er, jump!
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his f***ing neck -
There was no blanket

Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
Fi-i-ilthy f***ers

Ahhhrrrr-soles

You milk it mate, there's a long way to go.

[RichardL]

You'll have to seek out "Derek & Clive Get the Horn" (Peter Cook & Dudley Moore's car crash of an improvised comedy tape).

It contained the song......

DEREK:
(plays piano and sings:)

As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house on fire
There was man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window
To the crowd that was gathered there below
For he was so afraid

Jump! You f***er, jump!
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his f***ing neck -
There was no blanket

Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
Fi-i-ilthy f***ers

Ahhhrrrr-soles
http: //dave.ireland.free.fr/stuff/funny/Derek%20&%20Clive%20-%20Jump%20you%20fcuker.mp3

you'll have to remove the space after http: and correct the spelling at the end to make the address work.

Quite how anyone can get through their teens without hearing that song is a mystery.

[white riot]

Oh ffs, you beat 'Boro 3-2, hardly cause to get out all the old Lp's. Oh the good old days eh?

Anyway, what about those Chelsea wankers?

[white riot]

elland road was half full.

So ********ing what, the Bridge was full of It girls, what's your point?

[Horror Show]

She doesn't have one.

[in da soup]

ten thousand at elland road last night.