Ashley supposedly Signs

[Miles Brasher]

Unless you understand English, I suppose not, no.

Oh dear, oh dear. The suggestion was that the mute button is to stop us having to hear the ramblings of Mourinho. How does braille help fans avoid any of Wengers so called failings ?

I understand English fine thanks.

[antifan]

Oh dear, oh dear. The suggestion was that the mute button is to stop us having to hear the ramblings of Mourinho. How does braille help fans avoid any of Wengers so called failings ?

I understand English fine thanks.
You just don't understand Nice's sense of humor, assuming that he has one, that is. ;)

[Miles Brasher]

You just don't understand Nice's sense of humor, assuming that he has one, that is. ;)

I'm assuming he's making a comment about Wengers "I didn't see it" attitude, but whatever, if the question is:

If a Mute button is to Mourinho, then what is to Wenger ?

The answer is not braille. It just doesn't follow...

And yes, Nice does have a good sense of humour

[antifan]

I'm assuming he's making a comment about Wengers "I didn't see it" attitude, but whatever, if the question is:

If a Mute button is to Mourinho, then what is to Wenger ?

The answer is not braille. It just doesn't follow...

And yes, Nice does have a good sense of humour
He does? I haven't seen any evidence, so i'll have to take your word for it.

[Lanesra]

What a picture of a Spurs captain lifting the FA Cup?

Well there's this

http://www.mehstg.com/images/1991sm.jpg

or this

http://www.intofootball.co.uk/data/images/art003s.jpg

and this is a nice one too

http://www.scoredraw.com/shirts/images/Shirt_CardStacks/TOT02.jpg

but somehow I doubt you were really interested.


''Look what I found in the draw son , my old picture card collection''

''******** off dad I'm 27!!''

[Lanesra]

I always love it when stupid Yanks try to give out spelling lessons to people speaking English.

In England we use "S" in words such as "civilisation" etc whereas in America you use a "Z". "Epitomise" is the English spelling, I am English, so I use that spelling. Either is acceptable, unlike the American use of "color" or "gray" which are simply retarded.

For those about to launch into some reference about how spellings with a "Z" are actually derived from Old English, I am aware of that argument so let's not bother re-hashing it.

Class dismissed.

zilly Barztard:D

[Dave_M]

:confused:

Good try, but that doesn't actually make any sense...

Because he does not see?

[FlanInTheFace]

COLOR

GRAY

the real way to spell it

[Miles Brasher]

COLOR

GRAY

the real way to spell it


do you speak English or American ?

[Dave_M]

the real way to spell it

Only because you let some illiterate spanner by the name of Webster write your dictionary instead of simply shipping over a copy of the Oxford English.

Couple of hundred years later the consequences are clear. Millions of illiterate planks who don't even have the good sense to know when they are just plain wrong.

Funnier still is the audacity of these same people to try and educate the English on the subtleties of, er, ENGLISH.

The clues in the name innit!

[RealMadGunner]

Only because you let some illiterate spanner by the name of Webster write your dictionary instead of simply shipping over a copy of the Oxford English.

Couple of hundred years later the consequences are clear. Millions of illiterate planks who don't even have the good sense to know when they are just plain wrong.

Funnier still is the audacity of these same people to try and educate the English on the subtleties of, er, ENGLISH.

The clues in the name innit!
Well some dude said : "wats in a name ?" and wat did he know ??
and this heated discussion started off with some guy spelling Wenger Wegner or watever .. phew, maybe everyone at Arsenal spell Ashley Cole's name Azhley Cole, thtas the reason he's determined to leave Arzenal .. :D

[The Grimster]

In other news, Ashley Cole continues to not sign for Chelsea......
I am Chief Inspector Grimster of the Split Infinitive Police! Splitting infinitives is not funny and it is not clever!!! Watch it!!

[The Grimster]

You must have been with a whore at the time, so you don't remember, but that would only have sent the game into extra time and penalties. So.......no.
You should try it - it might remove that anally retentive smile from your face.

As for the disallowed goal - it would have put United 3-2 up on aggregate. last time I looked that was enough to go through.

[The Grimster]

Its amazing - most Chelsea fans don't complain about the blatant handball from Ibarra in the second leg of the semis (come to think of it, I don't know anyone that does) whereas ManUtd fans have never let this one die.
Almost amazing as Josie's refusal to believe Liverpool scored a goal in the semi!

[Miles Brasher]

I am Chief Inspector Grimster of the Split Infinitive Police! Splitting infinitives is not funny and it is not clever!!! Watch it!!

Our 5 year mission to boldly split infinitives that no man has split before...;)

[The Grimster]

Oh dear, oh dear. The suggestion was that the mute button is to stop us having to hear the ramblings of Mourinho. How does braille help fans avoid any of Wengers so called failings ?

I understand English fine thanks.
The English made sense but the idea didn't. Why would a system to enable blind people to read, be of any use to a blind man watching football?

[The Grimster]

You just don't understand Nice's sense of humor, assuming that he has one, that is. ;)
More smoke and mirrors, or more aptly a case of "The emperor's new clothes". We are constantly told he HAS a sense of humour, without too much evidence!

[Miles Brasher]

The English made sense but the idea didn't. Why would a system to enable blind people to read, be of any use to a blind man watching football?

Maybe you could use the invention of radio ?

So...

Arsenal fans are annoyed with the ramblings of Mourinho, so they can avoid listening to him with the mute button, and to extrapolate, when Chelsea fans are annoyed with Wengers inability to see an incident they could give him a radio enabling him to listen to the commentary and give his view?

Or if you assume he's just myopic than blind as per the braille ref. then maybe a telescope enabling him to see it more clearly ?

That would be better

So Nice, over to you, try again! :p

[TheImposter]

Can we change the title of this thread so I know not to keep checking it for news all the time?

[nicephoras]

You should try it - it might remove that anally retentive smile from your face.

As for the disallowed goal - it would have put United 3-2 up on aggregate. last time I looked that was enough to go through.

Until Porto scored at the end, which would have made it 3-3, even on away goals, and would have sent it to extra time.
Don't leave your syphilis untreated - it already seems to be effecting your brain.