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jumhed
09 Aug 2006, 09:20 PM
Quinn bids £3m for lardboy.

It has been allegedly pointed out by canteen staff up at the 'Stadium Of Shite' that knowing Lardboy's reputation, he'd suffer no ill health eating any unhealthy food. His body would just absorb it and his left toe might hiccup. Therefore, his presence as food-taster is dangerous and not required.

In a quote totally made up by myself, Jol said, "Before the Wesht Ham game lasht sheashon, Lardboy had shecondsh and thirdsh of the lashagne that gave hish colleaguesh the shitshsh. Ash my brothersh, Dick and Cock jusht pointed out to me, Lardboy even played in that game, then went shtraight to helping polishmen with their enquiriesh by shitting in tesht tubesh. They ran out of tesht tubesh. He wash shitting for 4 hoursh non-shtop."

Mido interrupted his 5 day medical at Spurs (they've got to his left nipple) and is alleged to be disappointed with these developments, barking, "I will miss the pie-eating contests in the Physio's room!"

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,1840941,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=5

LedleybetterthanSol
09 Aug 2006, 09:50 PM
Lol!

CelticOnFire
10 Aug 2006, 04:01 AM
Sure, sell him for 3 million, lord knows he cost us a lot more than that by failing at his job last may 6-7 whatever

Danners9
10 Aug 2006, 06:34 AM
Leeds and Charlton want him too.

Shame really, all that fuss Spurs went through to get him... least we got Dawson as well ;)

MartinJol
10 Aug 2006, 08:54 AM
well if we can get 3m for him then we effectively paid just 5m for dawson. that deal looks a lot more respectable than it did before.