jumhed
09 Aug 2006, 09:20 PM
Quinn bids £3m for lardboy.
It has been allegedly pointed out by canteen staff up at the 'Stadium Of Shite' that knowing Lardboy's reputation, he'd suffer no ill health eating any unhealthy food. His body would just absorb it and his left toe might hiccup. Therefore, his presence as food-taster is dangerous and not required.
In a quote totally made up by myself, Jol said, "Before the Wesht Ham game lasht sheashon, Lardboy had shecondsh and thirdsh of the lashagne that gave hish colleaguesh the shitshsh. Ash my brothersh, Dick and Cock jusht pointed out to me, Lardboy even played in that game, then went shtraight to helping polishmen with their enquiriesh by shitting in tesht tubesh. They ran out of tesht tubesh. He wash shitting for 4 hoursh non-shtop."
Mido interrupted his 5 day medical at Spurs (they've got to his left nipple) and is alleged to be disappointed with these developments, barking, "I will miss the pie-eating contests in the Physio's room!"
http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,1840941,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=5
It has been allegedly pointed out by canteen staff up at the 'Stadium Of Shite' that knowing Lardboy's reputation, he'd suffer no ill health eating any unhealthy food. His body would just absorb it and his left toe might hiccup. Therefore, his presence as food-taster is dangerous and not required.
In a quote totally made up by myself, Jol said, "Before the Wesht Ham game lasht sheashon, Lardboy had shecondsh and thirdsh of the lashagne that gave hish colleaguesh the shitshsh. Ash my brothersh, Dick and Cock jusht pointed out to me, Lardboy even played in that game, then went shtraight to helping polishmen with their enquiriesh by shitting in tesht tubesh. They ran out of tesht tubesh. He wash shitting for 4 hoursh non-shtop."
Mido interrupted his 5 day medical at Spurs (they've got to his left nipple) and is alleged to be disappointed with these developments, barking, "I will miss the pie-eating contests in the Physio's room!"
http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,1840941,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=5