View Full Version : Interview With 'Spastic Mentalist' Sol Campbell
jumhed
09 Aug 2006, 04:27 PM
http://sport.independent.co.uk/football/premiership/article1217913.ece
This man is comedy dynamite;
"I like to be a tiger roaming the jungle or an eagle soaring the skies,"
You what? Frigging loony-bin for you matey!
Danners9
10 Aug 2006, 06:31 AM
Careful now, he'll deem you racist...
MartinJol
10 Aug 2006, 09:49 AM
http://sport.independent.co.uk/football/premiership/article1217913.ece
This man is comedy dynamite;
"I like to be a tiger roaming the jungle or an eagle soaring the skies,"
You what? Frigging loony-bin for you matey!
LMFAO!!!
Love the title of the thread too. He is f***ing bonkers
Spur_Forever
10 Aug 2006, 10:21 AM
Wow. He's gone completely barmy. A raving lunatic.
A line of products called "Body & Sol" ??? Can't wait for that one to hit the shelves...
Dave_M
10 Aug 2006, 10:45 AM
"and who is said to be considering launching a range of luxury goods called "Body & Sol"
Cheeeeeeeeese
nicephoras
10 Aug 2006, 11:35 AM
Awww, how cute. Something to finally unite Spurs and Arsenal fans.
jumhed
10 Aug 2006, 11:43 AM
"I'll be out in a moment darling, I'm just rubbing some Sol on my body."
pookspur
10 Aug 2006, 12:04 PM
Awww, how cute. Something to finally unite Spurs and Arsenal fans.
it won't unite us, per se. it's just something we can agree on.
kinda like the hatred of chelsea.
nicephoras
10 Aug 2006, 12:10 PM
it won't unite us, per se. it's just something we can agree on.
kinda like the hatred of chelsea.
Yes, most small minded people do hate true greatness. ;)
pookspur
10 Aug 2006, 12:12 PM
Yes, most small minded people do hate true greatness. ;)
perhaps. but, then, we hated you when you were crap, too.
Lillywhite
10 Aug 2006, 12:44 PM
perhaps. but, then, we hated you when you were crap, too.
Are we still talking about Chelsea?
nicephoras
10 Aug 2006, 02:01 PM
perhaps. but, then, we hated you when you were crap, too.
That's true, but there's really no accounting for bad taste, is there.
Spur_Forever
10 Aug 2006, 02:05 PM
"I'll be out in a moment darling, I'm just rubbing some Sol on my body."
"...a little bit of Sol on your face in the evenings will keep your skin fresh and young-looking..."
Danners9
10 Aug 2006, 02:48 PM
That's true, but there's really no accounting for bad taste, is there.
Coming from you, Mr Lazio AND Chelsea. Two of the most right wing sides around!
Danners9
10 Aug 2006, 02:52 PM
"You're only there for the seaman, there for the seaman...."
Alternatively with 'sailors' instead.
Is he insane in the membrane (insane in the brain)? Some craziness there for sure, but it's better than the normal "yeah you know, like, err, umm.. yeah, boys dun well, init, well pleased".
The Double
10 Aug 2006, 04:19 PM
Nice blasted me for being a Mets fan once and saying they were a poorly ran club. He's a good guy though, so I didn't bring up the fact that Lazio might be one of the worst ran clubs in the world.
Danners9
10 Aug 2006, 06:27 PM
Ok, I cheerily retract my comment :)
Especially as if we're going onto baseball I don't have a leg to stand on with my choice of team ;) Although they are doing well enough this year... Go Jays!
Sulley
10 Aug 2006, 10:36 PM
Try being a Royals fan. Mother of God.
OrlandoSPUR
11 Aug 2006, 10:26 AM
"...a little bit of Sol on your face in the evenings will keep your skin fresh and young-looking..."
...:D thats just wrong
The Double
11 Aug 2006, 01:11 PM
Try being a Royals fan. Mother of God.
Hey, you guys swept last night. Good on you.