Breaking News: Earth Not Round

[The_Sandman]

Source: Spanish Press

[Rewinder]

Marca are reporting that the sun made statements saying that it does indeed revolve around the earth.

[Shen-O]

AS is reporting, from a very reliable source, tribalfootball, that the world is in fact a cube, and that Mars is manly and Venus is queer.

[zonametro]

Holy crap thank you guys so much for telling me all these facts. If the spanish press says it well it has to be true!

[tipsymcstaggers]

Arsene is strongly denying these reports?

"At no point have we EVER considered the Earth to be anything but round, nor do we have any intention of allowing it to form any new shape whatsoever."

[Rima067]

someone needs to photoshop that pic w/ the general denying the reports.. THEN will I believe this.

[Shen-O]

Reporter - We have just been shown footage of the Earth being round
Wenger - Ehhhh....I did not see it.

[REALFOREVER]

You simpletons, it's an octagon. :)

[RealMadGunner]

Ha ha .. its real funny to see Wenger denying all the reports, regarding Reyes, Cole, Ribery etc. .. But with him, u'd never know, only "Wenger Knows" :D ..
Sorry i was off topic

Anyway, latest reports regarding Earth: A picture exists (http://earth.google.com) ..

[Shen-O]

Fake picture!

[RealMadGunner]

Fake picture!
$hit .. should have known .. had some doubts myself !!

[Shen-O]

If it doesn't come from tribalfootball, it's all lies!

[Shen-O]

On a side note, Ronaldinho has just signed with Brentford.

[nuff_said]

Watermelons are square. FACT

http://www.toysforyourblog.com/quiz/5/watermelon.jpg

[antifan]

Ha ha .. its real funny to see Wenger denying all the reports, regarding Reyes, Cole, Ribery etc. .. But with him, u'd never know, only "Wenger Knows" :D ..
Sorry i was off topic

Anyway, latest reports regarding Earth: A picture exists (http://earth.google.com) ..
Obviously photoshopped. Just like that picture of the earth wearing a Real Madrid shirt.

[DougG_ATL]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c383/popmusik878/earth_rm.jpg

Earth has been spotted in a Real Madrid kit, traning at the Bernabeu. Earth will play on the wing (according to the Spanish press, of course). Not Photoshopped at all. Definitely not in 5 minutes...

In related news, the official Earth website quotes the planet as saying, "I never said those words."

[rgrayson]

Earth has been spotted in a Real Madrid kit, traning at the Bernabeu. Earth will play on the wing (according to the Spanish press, of course). Not Photoshopped at all. Definitely not in 5 minutes...

In related news, the official Earth website quotes the planet as saying, "I never said those words."

haha thats great. rep :)

[antifan]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c383/popmusik878/earth_rm.jpg

Earth has been spotted in a Real Madrid kit, traning at the Bernabeu. Earth will play on the wing (according to the Spanish press, of course). Not Photoshopped at all. Definitely not in 5 minutes...

In related news, the official Earth website quotes the planet as saying, "I never said those words."
Nothing to worry about, Earth was just swapping shirts with Ronaldo.

[DougG_ATL]

Nothing to worry about, Earth was just swapping shirts with Ronaldo.

In further related news, Ronaldo has outweighed the Earth upon return to camp. The club reacted by initiating a sponsor change that is more in line with their star Brasilian:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c383/popmusik878/rm_twinkies.jpg

[0-Point]

I think you all need to retake your geometry exams, it's clearly obvious the Earth's a Banana. (Becareful wot you say about Twinkies you'll have Outrage on your case).