I will destroy your productivity today

[MeridianFC]

I can't believe no one's posted this yet (I did look). In any case here's to ruining the effectiveness of who ever you work for while your visit the Terrordome:

http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/

Please enter the Hall of Douchebags. I gaurantee you'll not return.

[Pints]

*gasps for air*


Holy crap there's a bunch of crap down there.



*holds breath and dives back in*

[Chicago1871]

Please enter the Hall of Douchebags. I gaurantee you'll not return.
I reccomend you tie yourself to something sturdy before diving in. It was the only way I could have been pulled out alive.

[Claymore]

Bastard! :D

[Crimen y Castigo]

I think that compendium of douchebags had seen the light of day here pre-crash.

Were I a betting man, I'd say one Messr. Footix had enlightened us. But I could be mistaken.

Either way, that link is a necessity on this board. Excuse me while I run out to my car to grab my beret, trenchcoat and blow dryer.

[Claymore]

I think that compendium of douchebags had seen the light of day here pre-crash.

Were I a betting man, I'd say one Messr. Footix had enlightened us. But I could be mistaken.

Either way, that link is a necessity on this board. Excuse me while I run out to my car to grab my beret, trenchcoat and blow dryer.
...and find the nearest brick wall.

[kopiteinkc]

"Hey, who let 'Dorry Palton' in the band?" is my fave :)

[Footix]

I think that compendium of douchebags had seen the light of day here pre-crash.

Were I a betting man, I'd say one Messr. Footix had enlightened us. But I could be mistaken.

Good memory...but it was well before that big BS crash that eliminated a bunch of stuff.

Thanks to Meridian for putting it up again. Required douchebaggery for all.

[Michael K.]

"The Namblaphonics"

[JeremyEritrea]

Fantastic link!

"One of these guys needs the shit slapped out of him. If you guessed Soccer Tits, you were right!"

I laughed out loud.

[Footer Phooter]

Please enter the Hall of Douchebags. I gaurantee you'll not return.


How many are there? I stopped at #105, figuring nothing could beat "The evolution of pants"

[JeremyEritrea]

Oh man, this one is freakin' brilliant:

Deleted image!


Just how do you make the leap from "We need something to set us apart" to "Let's dress up like shirtless Indian/Pirate/Space Warriors."?

[bmurphyfl]

Here's the original thread:

Bad Bad Link edited out -mod

RRC seems to be against hotlinking because all of the pictures seem to be that henious old man felatio shot.

[JeremyEritrea]

Here's the original thread:



Sorry about that. I edited the image out.

[HerthaBerwyn]

[When I grow up, I want to be a Bryan Ferry impersonator too.

[MeridianFC]

How many are there? I stopped at #105, figuring nothing could beat "The evolution of pants"

Oh, contrer mon frer, it only gets better and you have not even begun to scratch the surface of douchebaggery. It's several times the number you have hit. And to answer your unspoken question, yes it is worth it.

Ta to Footix for spotting it first, I don't want to steal his thunder I'm just happy to be of service by ensuring that no one gets any work done. I lost 2 1/2 days of solid work.

Than I hit the Barrel. Oh, my brothers and sisters, once you hit the end of the hall it's over to the Barrel...............................

[Crimen y Castigo]

Oh, my brothers and sisters, once you hit the end of the hall it's over to the Barrel...............................


Wow.

Wowee Wow von Wowenheim.
The Barrel: That is human brutality at its most flesh searing.

[JeremyEritrea]

Oh no, I clicked the barrell too!!!!

And by doing so I found this:

http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/barrel/003.php

Which led me to clicking on Firebox's web page (http://home.kc.rr.com/fyvm/) and reading their lyrics.

For instance,


Absinthe Mind

You call me out
Random acts of destruction
Pull my hair out by the roots
You can see the sweet fall through
Fairy shivers in the glass
Destination dirty mind
Headed for my head again

You split my spinal cord
Didn’t stop the liquid girl
From going down did it?

You take me out
Battleaxe of destruction
Slip the skin of by the bed
Not completely naked yet
Gentle shimmer, underwear
Dedicated to sublime
Can I give you head again

You lit my power source
Couldn’t wait to wreck my world
In Technicolor

I want the light to turn
I heard a word in the night that burned
Drench the cindered brain
I will cross the emerald ring

Then cut me out
The final act of corruption
Mental contract left unsigned
Yet my blood is on the line
Silent killing carried out
Cop addicted to the crime
Can we do this thing again?

Disengage the absinthe mind
Red and green are intertwined
Turned my blood to wine
I’m going down
******** it

Lyrics: Lory Lacy
Music: Joe Zuptich
Copyright Ó2003 Elle Elle Productions




And this (all lower case, to prove how deep they are):

under my breath

what have i got to lose?
door was locked again this morning
never make the news
escaping nonetheless
under my breath

naked under the lights
flooded with abandoned wisdom
never was wrong or right
morality turns into decision
if you think you can
hold me down and squeeze the truth out
you're giving me a reason to lie
i'll take you on i swear
under my breath

back's up against the wall
pinned down by your pent-up anger
looking for something raw
to feed your cannibalistic hunger
if you think you can
tear me open from the inside
read between the lines
i'm telling you to ******** yourself
under my breath

now we have become the same love
victim/intruder
i need you to make me small
you need me to make it all worthwhile

hands around my throat
and in my mouth
the unsaid floats
under my tongue
betrays my blood
i feel the
flow of unshed tears
pounding

hands around my throat...

Lyrics: Lory Lacy
Music: Joe Zuptich
©2005


Hopefully hotlinking pictures from Firebox's site won't be problematic

http://home.kc.rr.com/fyvm/images/Jeep_Firebox_sm.jpg

http://home.kc.rr.com/fyvm/images/altered_lori_med.JPG

http://home.kc.rr.com/fyvm/images/Gang_jdares_sm.jpg

[Michael K.]

Wow.

Wowee Wow von Wowenheim.
The Barrel: That is human brutality at its most flesh searing.

On Jason Star.

"This metamorphoses from being the token retard with his fat parents at a DC Talk concert, to the token retard catching a Nick Carter solo show with his fat sister rival the changes David Bowie has undergone through out the decades."

Can't. Breathe.

[monster]

My favorite pic in the hall was the one of Velocity Girl.

*ducks*