View Full Version : B@W 8/5: Joe Cannon- man, myth, legend.
Barbara
06 Aug 2006, 05:33 PM
I need some new shoes.
I need to pay this stupid debt so I can go shopping.
I went clothes shopping today. Ugh. I've gotta lose some weight. And by "some" I mean "about half a ton."
Ichiro just mised a very homerunnable pitch.
Perhaps he needs some more sticktoitiveness.
BuffloSoldier
06 Aug 2006, 06:16 PM
Ichiro just mised a very homerunnable pitch.
Perhaps he needs some more sticktoitiveness.
Maybe he needs an Ichiroll.
amerifolklegend
06 Aug 2006, 06:17 PM
Today in Cincinnati, there was a 15 year old girl shot in the head by a friend when they were allegedly playing 'a deadly game' in an apartment, three people were killed and five more injured (including an infant) in a head on collision, and a border collie has been stuck in a sewage drain that has no water in it for several hours now.
Anyone want to take a guess which one is the lead story on the 6:00 news?
BuffloSoldier
06 Aug 2006, 06:20 PM
Today in Cincinnati, there was a 15 year old girl shot in the head by a friend when they were allegedly playing 'a deadly game' in an apartment, three people were killed and five more injured (including an infant) in a head on collision, and a border collie has been stuck in a sewage drain that has no water in it for several hours now.
Anyone want to take a guess which one is the lead story on the 6:00 news?
How much is that doggy in the sewer?
GoDC
06 Aug 2006, 06:20 PM
Today in Cincinnati, there was a 15 year old girl shot in the head by a friend when they were allegedly playing 'a deadly game' in an apartment, three people were killed and five more injured (including an infant) in a head on collision, and a border collie has been stuck in a sewage drain that has no water in it for several hours now.
Anyone want to take a guess which one is the lead story on the 6:00 news?
If the 15 year old was white and blonde then she would have been the lead. If not, then the dog wins easily.
biggyv
06 Aug 2006, 06:23 PM
Today in Cincinnati, there was a 15 year old girl shot in the head by a friend when they were allegedly playing 'a deadly game' in an apartment, three people were killed and five more injured (including an infant) in a head on collision, and a border collie has been stuck in a sewage drain that has no water in it for several hours now.
Anyone want to take a guess which one is the lead story on the 6:00 news?
If the border collie was named Ben, it would also be the lead story on Pittsburgh's local news.
Today in Cincinnati, there was a 15 year old girl shot in the head by a friend when they were allegedly playing 'a deadly game' in an apartment, three people were killed and five more injured (including an infant) in a head on collision, and a border collie has been stuck in a sewage drain that has no water in it for several hours now.
Anyone want to take a guess which one is the lead story on the 6:00 news?
Hopefully the border collie, since it's the only one that has the possibility of a positive outcome still.
amerifolklegend
06 Aug 2006, 06:25 PM
Hopefully the border collie, since it's the only one that has the possibility of a posotive outcome still.
People do not watch the local news for the positive outcomes.
People do not watch the local news for the positive outcomes.
I'm also willing to be that the border collie is at least twice as smart as the people playing the "deadly game."
amerifolklegend
06 Aug 2006, 06:28 PM
I'm also willing to be that the border collie is at least twice as smart as the people playing the "deadly game."
Or driving the cars, either.
Of the eight people involved in the wreck, only the baby was strapped in.
(Which, quite frankly, was actually a shock that they even managed that.)
biggyv
06 Aug 2006, 06:32 PM
The Revs sold out the LA Coliseum tonight. What a great franchise.
Or driving the cars, either.
Of the eight people involved in the wreck, only the baby was strapped in.
(Which, quite frankly, was actually a shock that they even managed that.)
Honestly, there can't be a thing in the world easier that putting on a seat belt when compared with possible returns. I put mine on as part of the sitting-down motion. It's on before I even realize I did it.
It's right up there with using your turn signals for "stupid shit people don't do that would take them almost zero effort."
You can't be bothered to flick a lever with your finger? ******** you. You can stay in your lane. Oh, yeah, I see you checking over your shoulder looking for space. Put your signal on and your on, jackass.
OK. I feel better now.
At least they strapped in the baby.
monster
06 Aug 2006, 06:38 PM
Honestly, there can't be a thing in the world easier that putting on a seat belt when compared with possible returns. I put mine on as part of the sitting-down motion. It's on before I even realize I did it.
It's right up there with not using your turn signals for "stupid shit people do that would take them almost zero effort."
You can't be bothered to flick a lever with your finger? ******** you. You can stay in your lane. Oh, yeah, I see you checking over your shoulder looking for space. Put your signal on and your on, jackass.
OK. I feel better now.
At least they strapped in the baby.
But your infringing on my personal freedoms!
I hate that excuse.
amerifolklegend
06 Aug 2006, 06:41 PM
Honestly, there can't be a thing in the world easier that putting on a seat belt when compared with possible returns. I put mine on as part of the sitting-down motion. It's on before I even realize I did it.
It's right up there with not using your turn signals for "stupid shit people do that would take them almost zero effort."
You can't be bothered to flick a lever with your finger? ******** you. You can stay in your lane. Oh, yeah, I see you checking over your shoulder looking for space. Put your signal on and your on, jackass.
OK. I feel better now.
At least they strapped in the baby.
I think they need to stop any and all campaigns and laws about wearing seatbelts for people over the age of 17.
I think they need to stop any and all campaigns and laws about wearing seatbelts for people over the age of 17.
I'm all for a little chlorine in the pool.
ProfZodiac
06 Aug 2006, 06:44 PM
The Revs sold out the LA Coliseum tonight. What a great franchise.
:D :D
And hey, the league wants Chivas USA to win so they can try and get some of these fans of Papa Chivas to come out. Built-in excuse if the Revs don't win.
Own Goal Hat-Trick
06 Aug 2006, 06:46 PM
i am sebastian rozenthal, only with shorter hair... out of shape. balding. but damn what a shot. :D
phats_away
06 Aug 2006, 06:58 PM
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GoDC
06 Aug 2006, 07:02 PM
This may be the hardest MLS game for me to watch. Lots of hatred. :D