Funny Spanish Pronunciations for English Words

[KesOne]

Ok, I thought I'd share. My dad's been a waiter and bartender for as far as I can remember. Juggling different jobs and different Italian Restaurants throughout New York City and Long Island. Now he still does that, and he's a wanna be pirata or some bitness like that :D. But the dude, still has a pretty deep accent. I think he loves his own accent :eek: When I was a kid, he would pronounce waiter (wy-ta). So in School, when they would ask me what my dad did, I didnt even know the correct pronunciation so I would say (wy-ta). I'm talking like 7-8 yrs. old. They'd be like what? I would say, the dude is a wy-ta man. Anyways thats enough sharing for me.

Waiter - wy-ta
Security Guard - Wachiman (Thats what my cuz in Peru calls it)

I'm sure ya'll heard of some inventive pronunciations. Shit, most of you probably still have your accents :D

[FARFAN 17]

Well I'm sure I speak for most hispanics when I say...........

"Los Janquis" :D

[KesOne]

Ok, since you went there

Yellow - Jello :eek:

[Peruco83]

pizza = picza

[KesOne]

pizza = picza

LMA:D, good one. I know there must be tons out there.

[Visca...]

pecsi

sprite = espray

home run = jonron

[msioux75]

Young Guy = Yungay??

D'ya remember the TV's add??

:D

[Don Boppero 3000]

What it is? Jew guys make efun of espanich espeakers?

[BorrachoNJ]

What it is? Jew guys make efun of espanich espeakers?

jess.

es ho-kay?

[Visca...]

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Got this on e-mail the other day :D

Spanish Words of the Day:

1. Cheese

The teacher told Pepito to use
the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies:

Maria likes me, pero Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom

'Orale vato, when all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom

3. Shoulder

My tia wanted 2 become a citizen, but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. Texas

My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes

Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum!

I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!

8. Juarez

'One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken

I was going to go to the store with my wife pero chicken go herself.

[superfrantheman]

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Got this on e-mail the other day

Spanish Words of the Day:

1. Cheese

The teacher told Pepito to use
the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies:

Maria likes me, pero Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom

'Orale vato, when all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom

3. Shoulder

My tia wanted 2 become a citizen, but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. Texas

My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes

Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum!

I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!

8. Juarez

'One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken

I was going to go to the store with my wife pero chicken go herself.


Visca El Tapatío :D



ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Orale Mano.... que alegria de verte, Mano

[Visca...]

Tranquilo, Chorri :rolleyes:

Pero si, se nota que lo hicieron en charro mode. Cague de risa igual.

[Garcia]

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Got this on e-mail the other day :D

Spanish Words of the Day:


niiiiice. :D

[KesOne]

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Got this on e-mail the other day :D

Spanish Words of the Day:

1. Cheese

The teacher told Pepito to use
the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies:

Maria likes me, pero Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom

'Orale vato, when all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom

3. Shoulder

My tia wanted 2 become a citizen, but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. Texas

My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes

Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum!

I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!

8. Juarez

'One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken

I was going to go to the store with my wife pero chicken go herself.

You know this is the mexican version :D

[Visca...]

Julyer!

[Garcia]

You know this is the mexican version :D

juarez your problem?

[KesOne]

See, where you guys come from south, middle of nowhere, you understand this slang perfectly. Not many mexicans around these parts :D

[superfrantheman]

See, where you guys come from south, middle of nowhere, you understand this slang perfectly. Not many mexicans around these parts :D

they are from the south?

where people dont take showers, eat KFC, and dress like 50cent? :D

[Garcia]

superfran spotted at a kfc in Lima.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/149979468_6916e0dc80.jpg?v=0

[Visca...]

la epoca en que estaba cofla :p