Michael Mejido
11 Jul 2006, 03:24 PM
So there i was. Sitting in front of the television. When i noticed moms (Mrs. Mejido to you) sitting reading a book. And that's all well & good - as long as she makes dinner and does the dishes, she can do whatever she wants. But then I get a close look at this book...
...and i look at the cover...
.....and i notice a familiar face....
...........and i am petrified with fear......
AND THE HORROR DESCENDED DOWN UPON ME LIKE JAIME MORENO ON DESERT.
My mom is reading Captain For Life. And I want to know who is responsible.
WHICH ONE OF YOU DIRTY CAPITAL DWELLERS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR INFESTING THE MEJIDO HOMESTEAD WITH THIS 16 POINT FONT TRIPLE SPACED POOP.
We've always had a mutual respect, you, the scumsucking DC fans, and I. I respect your choices. Your mother and I never said boo when you started dating that Salvadoran girl. "He has to make his mistakes," i said to your mother. She cried, but understood. You're an adult now. You're your own person. But don't EVER bring that garbage into THIS house ever again. Its not right, its not responsible, and i better not see it on the nighttable again. We love you. Always will, but you need to grow up. You want to live inside the beltway, you want to hang with those friends of yours, fine - you do whatever the hell you want. But don't pollute OUR home with that stuff ever again.
I think i've said what I need to say. I expect the situation to be rectified by tomorrow night. Its bad enough my bro lives in Alexandria and works at the NIH... you gots to recruit Moms Mejido too? Jeebus.
...and i look at the cover...
.....and i notice a familiar face....
...........and i am petrified with fear......
AND THE HORROR DESCENDED DOWN UPON ME LIKE JAIME MORENO ON DESERT.
My mom is reading Captain For Life. And I want to know who is responsible.
WHICH ONE OF YOU DIRTY CAPITAL DWELLERS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR INFESTING THE MEJIDO HOMESTEAD WITH THIS 16 POINT FONT TRIPLE SPACED POOP.
We've always had a mutual respect, you, the scumsucking DC fans, and I. I respect your choices. Your mother and I never said boo when you started dating that Salvadoran girl. "He has to make his mistakes," i said to your mother. She cried, but understood. You're an adult now. You're your own person. But don't EVER bring that garbage into THIS house ever again. Its not right, its not responsible, and i better not see it on the nighttable again. We love you. Always will, but you need to grow up. You want to live inside the beltway, you want to hang with those friends of yours, fine - you do whatever the hell you want. But don't pollute OUR home with that stuff ever again.
I think i've said what I need to say. I expect the situation to be rectified by tomorrow night. Its bad enough my bro lives in Alexandria and works at the NIH... you gots to recruit Moms Mejido too? Jeebus.