Streaking Sign-up List

[Bajoro]

OK here's who we have so far for the first annual Earthquakes Streak:

1) Beerking
2) 1Brifanatic333
3) RamiosSoccerChica
4) Defender
5) Nap

Well, that's all that have signed up so far. All you have to be willing to do is run naked in front of about 25,000 fans during a playoff game. So add to this list by signing up yourself, or someone you love, today!

Oh, I wanted to sign up but first I have to clear it with my knee doctor.

[sj_quakes_fan]

Can you warn us first before they do that? I wanna make sure I close my eyes.

[Bajoro]

I have been asked by management to add that this is not an official ClubQuake/Casbah event.

However, it may be sponsored by Wienerschnitzel.

[Hawkeye17]

Originally posted by Bajoro
OK here's who we have so far for the first annual Earthquakes Streak:

1) Beerking
2) 1Brifanatic333
3) 4) Defender
5) Nap


1 (Beerking), 4 (Defender), and 5 (Nap) are out. They will not consider it in a snowball's chance in hell. In fact, they would rather eat worms and bugs and also swim in a stable of horse manure or swim in a pool laden with Great White Sharks than participate in the Earthquakes Streak.

2 (1Brifanatic333) and 3 (RamiosSoccerChica) are more viable candidates and could become even more famous than the Aimercat if they participated in the Earthquakes Streak. However, the rules must state they must be 18 and up. 1Brifanatic333 will be 18 by the Final Game of the 2002 season and that would be perfect for the Earthquakes Streak to take place. If they choose to partake in the streak they will be even bigger than Lynne Metaperel.

:D

Cheers!

[Hawkeye17]

Originally posted by sj_quakes_fan
Can you warn us first before they do that? I wanna make sure I close my eyes.

Originally posted by Bajoro
I have been asked by management to add that this is not an official ClubQuake/Casbah event.

However, it may be sponsored by Wienerschnitzel.

Beerking, Defender, and I are not, repeat, not partaking in the Earthquakes Streak. Also there is an issue with keeping our tickets.

However, since women tend to go off easy on these things, 1Brifanatic333 and RamiroSoccerChica have shown their true colours and spirit for the Quakes and are willing to do so to give the team more press.

Don't the South American press use models to promote their teams? Maybe they can.

The last one came from out of the plume. I think the Spartan Streaker was from Noe Valley in San Francisco.

Cheers!

[Bajoro]

Nap, you're missing the point. You're supposed to be ADDING names, not subtracting them.

Ok, you can subtract your own name, but Beerking and Defender have to remove themselves.

Oh... did you know I'm from Noe Valley?

[sj_quakes_fan]

I don't care if you guys aren't doing it. I wanna be warned.

And don't put words in Linds' mouth! We'll see what she has to say for herself, thank you.

[Hawkeye17]

Originally posted by Bajoro
Nap, you're missing the point. You're supposed to be ADDING names, not subtracting them.

Ok, you can subtract your own name, but Beerking and Defender have to remove themselves.

Oh... did you know I'm from Noe Valley?

Originally posted by sj_quakes_fan
I don't care if you guys aren't doing it. I wanna be warned.

And don't put words in Linds' mouth! We'll see what she has to say for herself, thank you.

:D

I'm joking around. While I'm very sure that she will most likely refuse, she's fair game given she is recognized by many and her stature here on the boards. Britney Spears would most likely participate in a Quakes Streak event than 1BriFanatic333.

However, my name must be subtracted/removed on the basis of principle.

I wanted to say the Castro, but since I didn't want to mention it at the expense of offending the gay and lesbian community, better to say the Noe Valley, where it's more diverse and more cleaner to say. :)

So, who will be the 4? Enough!

Cheers!

[Bajoro]

Ooh... i just got cold feet and tried to delete this thread but it wouldn't die. It now has a life of its own. :)

Mods, if this offends too many people please remove it. But you gotta admit it would do wonders for attendence.

[Hawkeye17]

Put in the word "streaking" and it goes off the hilt. It goes back to the free love days.

Remember the Spartan Streaker was banned for life and if anyone dared try that stunt again, the yellow jackets would really not be friendly.

I don't know how they would handle a female streaker--don't want to go there, but that guy who pulled off that stunt really was forced out of the stadium without a pair of pants.

Enough! :D

Cheers!

[sj_quakes_fan]

Originally posted by Nap

So, who will be the 4? Also would you rather see a bunch of fat guys bent out of shape, or, well, you know, voluptous vixens in birthday suits? Bo0bs sell tickets!

(getting goofy with this--can't resist...)

Cheers!

Well you shoulda Nap. Cuz that was too much! If you wanna see boobs, I can tell you the names of some places that "sell" them. :rolleyes:

Really what's the point of this thread? I think it should be killed!

[Hawkeye17]

Bajaro you can delete the thread, and take the posts along with it to oblivion. I think you still have time to remove it. There should be that option to do so.

oh, it wasn't my idea. didn't start the thread.

Cheers!

:D :D

[Bajoro]

Ok, I'm sober now.

Mods, please kill this thing before children read it in the morning.

Apologies to Beerking, Defender, Lins, and RSC. I got carried away.

No apologies to Nap however, whose mind is in the gutter as much as my own.

;)

[Hawkeye17]

Originally posted by Bajoro
Ok, I'm sober now.

Mods, please kill this thing before children read it in the morning.

Apologies to Beerking, Defender, Lins, and RSC. I got carried away.

No apologies to Nap however, whose mind is in the gutter as much as my own.

;)

:D

[Albany58]

No one with pimples on his/her butt.

[porkrind]

No! Don't kill this thread! This is a great idea. Come on people, sign up! Aside from me, of course, I don't think anyone wants to see me naked :@)

Hell, I think Johnny Moore should shell out a couple of 20's for this one. It would be great publicity.

[Hawkeye17]

I can't stop laughing at this.

Here's something to end it once and for all. Maybe the perfect candidate to the Earthquakes Streak. I wanted to suggest someone else, but I'm afraid she might take me to a corner and beat me up, though I got some slick moves without having to strike back.

http://www.ibiblio.org/footy/2002/0727_kc_sj_wj/500pixel_KC_SJ_214.jpg

Please be sure Fred Savage/Number Three/The Mole stays away.

(remember, I'm only kidding around on this.)

:D

[Defender]

Thanks or volunteering me Bajoro!

When/where? All I need to know. It'll be a great way to introduce myself to the rest of guys and especially gals. :D

[clashcityrocker]

I'll be in DC, but I volunteer to watch the playoff games naked.

[Beerking]

I was thinking about doing it but someone sent me a very large check NOT to, I'm sure it was Erin, and anyway the last time I was on the beach in the buff "GreenPeace" tried to roll me back in the water:rolleyes: THERE WILL BE NO STREAKING DONE BY ME.....EVER!!! However if Erin wants to volunteer that's OK with me:D: