CSI Miami: Just saw it for the first time...

Discussion in 'Movies, TV and Music' started by Auriaprottu, Jun 28, 2006.

  1. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    ...two nights ago. It's not a bad show, but the part being played by David Caruso stinks to high hell. It's like his lines were written by a different guy then the one who wrote everyone else's lines. He acts like he's some sort of comic book character, what with the one-liners and all. My guess is that this was supposed to be a merging of Miami Vice and some other show, but I tell ya, Edward James Olmos is turning in his grave watching his counterpart.
     
  2. Iceblink

    Iceblink Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Ipswich Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    David Caruso makes the show practically unwatchable. I cringe any time he says anything.

    Edward James Olmos isn't dead.
     
  3. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    He hasn't seen the show yet.
     
  4. servotron

    servotron New Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    St Paul, MN
    It's the truth. We gave up calling it CSI:Miami and we call it simply "Miami Style" because it seems that's Caruso's beginning line to every episode.

    Random police officer: "Cain that guy didn't disappear... he was murdered!"

    Horatio Cain: "Murdered........MIAMI STYLE"

    YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 16, 1999
    Big City Blinking
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How can you even hear him?

    :p
     
  6. taosjohn

    taosjohn Member+

    Dec 23, 2004
    taos,nm
    It's a effort to graft the Johnny Murphy character onto the "CSI" concept. Only thing is, it wasn't really David Caruso who created Murphy; it was the writing and direction on "NYPD Blue"...

    So all "CSIM" got was Caruso's memory of a character who has no business at all in the show he's in, and lacks the accuracy the directing once gave it; all he's got of it is the posturing.

    I'd say the show was salvageable if they just got him out and built around a new character or even one of the others-- but its ratings are quite high, so that's not an issue.

    It doesn't need salvaging, it just sucks... and that Hummer is the silliest looking thing on the tube...
     
  7. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    I tried watching it for a while, and I was just turned off by the incredible gore. It was way worse than CSI: Regular, which is already pretty close to my limit.
     
  8. afgrijselijkheid

    Dec 29, 2002
    mokum
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    there is only one CSI, and it is set in vegas
     
  9. bostonsoccermdl

    bostonsoccermdl Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 3, 2002
    Denver, CO
    I found him annoying at first, but he grows on you after awhile. I like the show and his character now.
     
  10. Helghallen

    Helghallen Member
    Staff Member

    Apr 16, 2003
    Raymore, MO
    This is the way I feel too. He's like a fungus. And besides the chicks are always hot on the show.
     
  11. Stogey23

    Stogey23 Member+

    Dec 12, 1998
    San Diego, CA
    The guy was drowned in a giant tub of hair gel?
     

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