View Full Version : Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
tcmahoney
06 Mar 2003, 01:45 AM
Pop Nymphette Aguilera Teams Up With Versace (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=638&ncid=762&e=1&u=/nm/20030304/en_nm/life_fashion_versace_aguilera_dc)
metrocorazon
06 Mar 2003, 05:34 AM
Can you hear that swooshing sound?
CHICO13
06 Mar 2003, 06:47 AM
How much longer before we see her spread on the pages of Penthouse magazine?
ross from st paul
06 Mar 2003, 09:24 AM
it's an amazing phenomenon, but when i read things like
>>"Oh," sighed Aguilera, touching her heart. "There are so many things I love about Donatella and I would wear everything she's got and I am here in Versace tonight. So it's exciting."
...
"We are thinking about writing together for the concert, so if you want to see us sing together you will have to come along. Since we are both writers of our own music it will be exciting to collaborate in that genre as well," she said.<<
i can actually FEEL myself getting dumber. o yes, tc, i'm PLENTY afraid!!!
OPArsenal
06 Mar 2003, 10:49 AM
Christina is really gross. Is it just me or does she not do anything for anybody else on this board? I feel a poll coming on...
Vive le AFC!
OPArsenal
CHICO13
06 Mar 2003, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by OPArsenal
Christina is really gross. Is it just me or does she not do anything for anybody else on this board? I feel a poll coming on...
Vive le AFC!
OPArsenal
I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
capt. america
06 Mar 2003, 12:02 PM
i betcha it would be like doing push-ups in the bathtub
Michael K.
06 Mar 2003, 12:31 PM
The worst thing about this is that Maya Rudolph isn't able to do her hysterical Donatella impression at the same time as her dead-on Christina impression, in order to parody this on SNL.
Alex_1
06 Mar 2003, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by Michael K.
The worst thing about this is that Maya Rudolph isn't able to do her hysterical Donatella impression at the same time as her dead-on Christina impression, in order to parody this on SNL.
Even worse than that - Maya Rudolph portraying Donatella is woefully in-adequate because she looks way too good to do Donatella any injustice!
Aimer, Northend Diva
06 Mar 2003, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Michael K.
The worst thing about this is that Maya Rudolph isn't able to do her hysterical Donatella impression at the same time as her dead-on Christina impression, in order to parody this on SNL.
They could always do it as a pre-shoot with some editing. Not everything on SNL is always live. Or they could bring back Sarah Michelle Gellar for Christina (IT'S NOT DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRTY ENUFF!)
tcmahoney
08 Mar 2003, 03:24 AM
Originally posted by Alex_1
Even worse than that - Maya Rudolph portraying Donatella is woefully in-adequate because she looks way too good to do Donatella any injustice!
They gotta have some guy on the SNL cast who can play Donatella.
MadSirAlexxx
08 Mar 2003, 03:28 AM
Originally posted by CHICO13
How much longer before we see her spread on the pages of Penthouse magazine?
Now I'm afraid...repulsed too...
SABuffalo786
08 Mar 2003, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by OPArsenal
Christina is really gross. Is it just me or does she not do anything for anybody else on this board? I feel a poll coming on...
Vive le AFC!
OPArsenal
You're not alone. Whenever I see her, all I think is "Clown whore". Blech.
Aimer, Northend Diva
09 Mar 2003, 04:30 AM
after she was in Maxim with her legs spread...a few friends and I kept trying to "one up" each other for the best nickname for her....I think I took the prize with "loose cooch meat flaps" she needs to stop downing mcd's like she claimed to do in her MTV Diary and start hitting a gym to tone that crap up already. nuh-ass-tee!!