Young Theo Walcott: A Tabloid Guide

[AnotherGooner]

This is hilarious. My favorite is "Theo will need an interpreter with him at England squad meetings - he is unfamiliar with standard English and communicates only via TEXT message, podcast and MOBILE ringtones"

http://football365.com/features/fun_features/story_185038.shtml

[i404]

WTF is up with this??? :rolleyes:

"5) Theo's not old enough to DRINK, VOTE or have ANAL SEX..."

[impalemeplz]

lame:cool: