Bring RALLY SHORTS to Germany!

[Honore de Ballsac]

No doubt we'll be mimicking London's chimes with half-hearted, borrowed chants like "Same Old Ghana... Always Cheating..."

But we can also build on an AMERICAN tradition, introduced by our own, red-blooded spiritual leader: Frankie Hejduk.

http://www.nytimes.com/specials/worldcup/98/articles/062098soc-wc-hejduk.html

http://www.canoe.ca/SoccerWCGroupFArchive/jun17_dude.html

There's a decent chance we could go down a goal at some point, and at that point my friends and I will proudly drop trou and put our shorts on backward.
Were you to join Frankie and my comrades, more than one fellow American soccer fan would shed a proud tear at that sight.

[Honore de Ballsac]

I'm telling ya, RALLY SHORTS people.

[NBlue]

I'm in.

[Honore de Ballsac]

RALLY SHORTS dude. We can add something to world soccer fan tradition for once, instead of just lifting other peoples stuff.

Just that light-hearted touch we need to make Americans more likeable, like the kilt wearing countries. A little bit of self-deprecation goes a long way.