Rubber Dick

[bunge]

It's been too long...heh heh...too long.

[Arsonists]

Some people might think "Why is there so much rubber dick talk on the Fire board?"

I will tell one story.

J-Bar Arsonist and I went fishing as we would before a game at old SF. You can catch nice salmon off the handicap pier and then walk to the game only paying to park one time.

So we had our rods (sick) and someone had a rubber dick with them. We hooked up the 12 inch veiny dong to a nice crank bait and started casting it into groups of people hanging around in the lot.

Some funny stuff let me tell you. Kind of like the $20 bill on the end of a fishing line gag but with more of a Ron Jeremy feel to it.

I will never forget the guy who was walking with his girlfriend who just lost it. He was trying so hard to be mad at us because that is what he thought his girl wanted. But she was dieing inside and we could not get mad back because...... well we were casting cock in public.

That particular dildo made it to C-Bus for a Crew game as well.

God save the rubber dick.

[theburden]

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[murtaugh]

So we had our rods (sick) and someone had a rubber dick with them. We hooked up the 12 inch veiny dong to a nice crank bait and started casting it into groups of people hanging around in the lot.Why on earth don't you do this more often???

I'd love to see you cast one at Kevin Hartman during a match but he'd probably just put it in his mouth.

[Kozy]

Why on earth don't you do this more often???

I'd love to see you cast one at Kevin Hartman during a match but he'd probably just put it in his mouth.

No way man, you can just see the headline, "Man breaks leg tripping on rubber dick at public safety test match."

I guess if someone films it, maybe. :rolleyes:

[bunge]

I'd love to see you cast one at Kevin Hartman during a match but he'd probably just put it in his mouth.

We'll just have to make sure it's been soiled before he does.