Has there ever been a media personality that's sucked more than Carrot Top?

[CrewDust]

Originally posted by Footix
Phil Schoen

I can't believe no one has said Jack and Ty.

[Iceblink]

People I hate worse than Carrot Top (though I thought Carrot Top's standup act was pretty funny like... 8 years ago)...

Tom Green
David Arquette
Anna Nicole Smith (who's about to get a lot worse)

I would say Jack Edwards, but could you imagine Carrot Top calling matches?

[Dolemite]

Originally posted by nicodemus
I would say:

Melissa Rivers
Martha Stewart
Jerry Springer

This list could be endless, but these three pretty much say it all.

i think the list would have an end...... even if it's several hundred million years from now when the sun engulfs our orbit

[Foosinho]

Originally posted by Vampeta
I've gotta say that, for me, Paulie Shore
and Tom Green are far more irritating
than Carrot Top.

And you know what is really bad? My fiance adores both Carrot Top and Shore. She thinks they are hilarious.

She's also an incurable 80's freak (thank God she hated that awful show) who thinks Riding in Cars With Boys is a better film than Full Metal Jacket.

There is no accounting for taste.

Anyway, I wish Carrot Top 800 very painful deaths. And I'd like to take a shovel to Tom Green.

[Unorthodox Yank]

Originally posted by Doctor Stamen


Anne Robinson, who hates all Welsh people.

No idea who Carrot top is, but even from the name I get the idea that they're annoying. Here's some of my US hate list:
(snip)
3. Jay Leno


:(

Me?

Kilborne.
O'Brian (he has a great drummer, though)
Andy rooney
Oprah
that kid that does Dell commercials.

[Iceblink]

Originally posted by Unorthodox Yank


that kid that does Dell commercials.

Oooo... commercials... forgot about those.

I hated that kid that sold encyclopedias... "Remember me? I'm the kid who had a report due on space." I heard he was some famous person's brother, but I never found out who that was.

I also hate the little blonde girl and the little Asian replacement who did the Welch's juice commercials.

I hate Prometheus, the alien from PrimeCo... Was ok for the first couple commercials... but they've been going with it for YEARS!!!!!!

I also hate those people from the PetMeds commercials who look as if they don't even like animals... because they don't know how the hell to hold them, and they certainly don't know those actor animals.

OH! And I hate that little kid with the army jacket and the afro who feels the need to pour milk followed by chocolate into his mouth and gargle in order to make chocolate milk. HELLO?! POUR THE FREAKIN' CHOCOLATE INTO THE BOTTLE AND SHAKE IT YOU LITTLE IDIOT!!!!!!!

[joseph pakovits]

Originally posted by Iceblink


OH! And I hate that little kid with the army jacket and the afro who feels the need to pour milk followed by chocolate into his mouth and gargle in order to make chocolate milk. HELLO?! POUR THE FREAKIN' CHOCOLATE INTO THE BOTTLE AND SHAKE IT YOU LITTLE IDIOT!!!!!!!

Testify, brother!

[fiddlestick]

Originally posted by Doctor Stamen


No idea who Carrot top is

You asked:
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[fiddlestick]

anyone else having problems posting images today?
not even the code is showing up

[Doctor Stamen]

I had problems last night, as my pictures that I put up using <IMG SRC=.....etc. didn't work. I used the IMG ____ /IMG method, and it seemed to work.

[Doctor Stamen]

Another one: Ellen Degenerate (can't spell her real name). Did you know she is a lesbian ?, it's not like she didn't tell us all the time :rolleyes:. A female George Michael.

[evilcrossbar]

C'mon guys!

You're all forgetting Gallagher and his hilarious prop comedy - don't sit too close to the Sledge-O-Matic.

How can the apprentice (Carrot Top) be any worse than the master?:D

[amerifolklegend]

Originally posted by Foosinho


And you know what is really bad? My fiance adores both Carrot Top and Shore. She thinks they are hilarious.

Okay, see now this is what we call an omen, Foos.


Run, my friend. Run like the wind!


;) :D

[Soccer-Six-Shooter]

Carrot Tops commercials do suck. But he is definitely the best prop comedian out there. His stand up act is A#1. He parlayed his popularity from his comedy act to commercials, but the commercials just dont cut the mustard. If you havent seen his stand up act then you really have no opinion. I think his real last name is Thompson. Forgot his first name.

[Jeff]

My exposure to him has been only commercials. Until I see his comedy act, which will be never, I think he sucks donkey balls.

[whirlwind]

You might be able to find one of his old stand-up routines on Comedy Central or HBO One Night Stand.

Everything he did revolved around props. He brought an entire suitcase of props on stage, and used a different one for each gag.

The only one that was even remotely funny:

"Here's what you do. You order a pizza, and when they get to your door," (puts on Domino's hat and jacket), say "Great, I'll take it from here!" (takes pizza, shuts door in driver's face without paying)

[Smiley321]

The gold standard of sucking personalities:

Jerry Lewis

His labor day telethon is on 24/7 in hell, no doubt

[Ringo]

Originally posted by Smiley321
The gold standard of sucking personalities:

Jerry Lewis

His labor day telethon is on 24/7 in hell, no doubt

My friend has Muscular Dystrophy and has been on the telethon with Jerry Lewis. Short story: wasn't supposed to live long, now in late 30's. Jerry Lewis gets lifetime pass from ever being on this list for that reason alone.

[Metro]

If you keep seeing Carrot Top commercials on TV, it probably means their ads are working. Use someone else when calling collect and Carrot Top will eventually go away.

And let's hope they don't select Anna Nicole Smith to replace him because I think she is even worse than Carrot Top.

[bmurphyfl]

Jack Buck...what a duche.

Murf