Can PhatA$$ help the DisUnited???

[Jay_Rob]

What a perfect match in heaven. Man, I can't wait to see PhatA$$ Gazza rollin' around trying to hook pimple face Convey w/ a cross. This will be a total failure, but the DisUnited are a failure w/out PhatA$$.

[Bill Archer]

Can Gascoigne help DCU?

Absolutely!!!

-If anyone needs some help beating up their wives, he can give them pointers

-When a player shows up hung over for a match, he can give them tips on discreet ways to puke

-Overweight players will be welcome to tap into his diet pill assortment

-Picking up a barmaid at 2:30 AM? A specialty.

-Too trashed to practice? Fatso can help give you pointers on believeable injury symptoms to feed the coaches.

Valuable? Why he's worth TWO Brian Namoffs. Well, of course, so is my Labrador Retriever.

[NorthGoalGang]

Can reservations be made at Detox Mansion?

[DCRebel]

:bump:

im sorry im tired and thought it was funny.

i dunno.

[Dave Brother]

What a perfect match in heaven. Man, I can't wait to see PhatA$$ Gazza rollin' around trying to hook pimple face Convey w/ a cross. This will be a total failure, but the DisUnited are a failure w/out PhatA$$.

What? :confused:

Dude. Log off before hitting the pipe. You'll save us all a lot of time. :rolleyes:

[Sabotage11]

I'm also pretty sure you can just spell out "ass."

The dollar signs make me wanna punch a baby.