Chávez amenaza con romper con Perú si gana García

[chaski]

This is so dumb it deserves its own thread

http://espanol.news.yahoo.com/060428/2/1a7jl.html

"Si por obra del demonio el señor García llega a ser elegido presidente del Perú voy a retirar mi embajador del Perú, y con un presidente así Venezuela no va a tener relaciones con el Perú," dijo en un acto en el que además respaldó al candidato nacionalista Ollanta Humala, al que le ofreció su ayuda si triunfa.
"No vamos a tener relaciones con un presidente de esa calaña, con un ladrón, con un tahúr," dijo Chávez tras afirmar que García es el candidato de Bush, a quien ha llamado "asesino, loco y genocida" y acusa de haber participado en su fugaz derrocamiento en el 2002.

"Nosotros no queremos ser satélites ni de una potencia imperial mundial, mucho menos de un satélite petrolero de la potencia imperial mundial," afirmó García

[Garcia]

Alan always know what to say. He was Bill Clinton before The Bill even existed.

I already said that I am voting Ollanta.

I bet Alan has fcuked so many women in his day, but with that gift of gab, his wife never got mad at him.

The key here is chaski...

You still love us!

[jlscrub]

Alan always know what to say. He was Bill Clinton before The Bill even existed.

I already said that I am voting Ollanta.

I bet Alan has fcuked so many women in his day, but with that gift of gab, his wife never got mad at him.

The key here is chaski...

You still love us!

True pimp status I aspire to rise to.

[Garcia]

True pimp status I aspire to rise to.
Don't we all, bro! :D

[Garcia]

Reminds me of a report from Panorama back in the day.

They talk about Alan's beach house at the playa Naplo, his new cars, with Frankie Ruiz in the background...

Como lo hace?

Yo no se!

[KesOne]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky46u37thN8 (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h3Is1KB9ww(Part 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVSXEz81cqc(Part 3)

I f'in hate politicians. They'll promise you the world until they get voted in. I hate Chavez,Ollanta Bush, and Garcia...all lieing snakes. I'd take a crap on all their ballots. Guys over here, think real hard before you vote for a disaster for a/your country you dont even live in now/anymore. Do like me, sit back and watch ;)

[FARFAN 17]

So if Alan Garcia wins, we would sever ties with Venezuela? And if Ollanta wins, we would no longer be "allied" with the US?

[Guti™]

I'd take my chances with Alan this time around.


Too bad I cant vote. :mad:

[Garcia]

I'd take my chances with Alan this time around.


Too bad I cant vote. :mad:
You weren't even alive the first time around. :rolleyes:

[Guti™]

You weren't even alive the first time around. :rolleyes:

So you want a dictator for president. :rolleyes:

[Garcia]

So you want a dictator for president. :rolleyes:
It is what Peru needs to finally stand up for itself in the world.

You whimps complain and wait for the next handout from the USA.

[KesOne]

:rolleyes: LoL, the million man march supporter talking about what whimps want the U.S. to hand to them yet you were gonna march with them.

:D

[Guti™]

All Ollanta is gonna do is set the country 30 years back. He'll shut down all the TV stations and newspapers, and will have absolute control over the Judicial and Legislative branches. Not to mention the guy has an extreme hard-on for his padrino Hugo Chavez. :rolleyes:

[Garcia]

:rolleyes: LoL, the million man march supporter talking about what whimps want the U.S. to hand to them yet you were gonna march with them.

:D
It is all the same thing.

We don't need a gringo telling us what to do.

[KesOne]

It is all the same thing.

We don't need a gringo telling us what to do.

So Garcia is the gringo here?

[Guti™]

Why do I have a feeling that Garcia is drunk and talking out of his ass AGAIN :rolleyes:

[KesOne]

Garcia is drunk

That part is a given :D

[Garcia]

Nah, I just don't give a fook.

[Chizzy]

Nah, I just don't give a fook.


What the hell is a "fook"? :D

[KesOne]

:rolleyes: The F word with a drunk scottish accent?

:D