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Toon³
26 Apr 2006, 09:41 PM
Evening Mr. toon. Say howdy to the misses for me.
NEVER, she'll want me to wear a cowboy outfit and kiss a bloke. Curse the person that bought her that bloody DVD
Howard Zinn
26 Apr 2006, 09:48 PM
NEVER, she'll want me to wear a cowboy outfit and kiss a bloke. Curse the person that bought her that bloody DVD
Then just tell her I said hi. :D
When the hell is that baby going to arrive?
Toon³
26 Apr 2006, 09:56 PM
Then just tell her I said hi. :D
When the hell is that baby going to arrive?
A couple of months, she better be on time because I want a nice settle regieme before the world cup starts
Howard Zinn
26 Apr 2006, 10:07 PM
A couple of months, she better be on time because I want a nice settle regieme before the world cup starts
Does she have a name yet?
Do you support England or the Netherlands?
Toon³
26 Apr 2006, 10:11 PM
Does she have a name yet?
Do you support England or the Netherlands?
Izabella Rosie Alexandra van der Graaf (von Longringhoven) the von Longringhoven is only on official documents because when my grandparents married both sets of great grandparents wanted their surnames to survive and so I have both.
HOP HOP HOLLAND!
ToonUSA
26 Apr 2006, 10:12 PM
NEVER, she'll want me to wear a cowboy outfit and kiss a bloke. Curse the person that bought her that bloody DVD
You allow that movie in the house? For shame.
Howard Zinn
26 Apr 2006, 10:17 PM
Izabella Rosie Alexandra van der Graaf (von Longringhoven) the von Longringhoven is only on official documents because when my grandparents married both sets of great grandparents wanted their surnames to survive and so I have both.
HOP HOP HOLLAND!
That's a hell of a long name.
Ruuuuuuuuuuud!!!!
Toon³
26 Apr 2006, 10:19 PM
That's a hell of a long name.
Ruuuuuuuuuuud!!!!
damn skippy it is. Try explaining it to "Roy" from US customs.:rolleyes:
ToonUSA
26 Apr 2006, 10:21 PM
Izabella Rosie Alexandra van der Graaf (von Longringhoven) the von Longringhoven is only on official documents because when my grandparents married both sets of great grandparents wanted their surnames to survive and so I have both.
HOP HOP HOLLAND!
I hate the Dutch.
Toon³
26 Apr 2006, 10:23 PM
I hate the Dutch.
And I hate conservative americans...were one big black and white family
Howard Zinn
26 Apr 2006, 10:27 PM
damn skippy it is. Try explaining it to "Roy" from US customs.:rolleyes:
I'm fairly sure she will be considered a terrorist with a name like that, meaning she will never see the great land that is America.
ToonUSA
26 Apr 2006, 10:33 PM
And I hate conservative americans...were one big black and white family
Touche Dutchie touche.
So what are the plans for the Shearer testimonial now?
Toon³
26 Apr 2006, 10:39 PM
I'm fairly sure she will be considered a terrorist with a name like that, meaning she will never see the great land that is America.
I've been to the US 4 times alone and each time, even with my British and Dutch passports both stamped with US customs stamps they have pulled me aside to "talk":rolleyes:
And it's not been hicksville either. LA twice, Orlando once and Washington once.
Retards
Toon³
26 Apr 2006, 10:40 PM
Touche Dutchie touche.
So what are the plans for the Shearer testimonial now?
Get drunk, beat ********ing Celtic and watch and laugh as the Rangers fans fight them in the Bigg Market.
Howard Zinn
26 Apr 2006, 10:45 PM
I've been to the US 4 times alone and each time, even with my British and Dutch passports both stamped with US customs stamps they have pulled me aside to "talk":rolleyes:
And it's not been hicksville either. LA twice, Orlando once and Washington once.
Retards
To be fair to our customs workers, you would definitely be the most suspicious person in any airport in the world at any given moment.
Toon³
26 Apr 2006, 10:53 PM
To be fair to our customs workers, you would definitely be the most suspicious person in any airport in the world at any given moment.
Blonde haired blue eyed rich european. I'm what most americans want to be.
BayernWake
27 Apr 2006, 08:07 AM
Anyone seen the ESPN SportsCenter commercial with an AC Milan player?
Toon³
27 Apr 2006, 09:56 AM
Anyone seen the ESPN SportsCenter commercial with an AC Milan player?
Yeah, its Sheva
Howard Zinn
27 Apr 2006, 11:41 AM
Blonde haired blue eyed rich european. I'm what most americans want to be.
Most Americans don't want to be Nazis.
Anyone seen the ESPN SportsCenter commercial with an AC Milan player?
Is it being shown on American versions of Sportscenter?
BayernWake
27 Apr 2006, 04:44 PM
Most Americans don't want to be Nazis.
Is it being shown on American versions of Sportscenter?
Yep, saw it this morning.